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phil is the type of guy thatd get jealous of his baby when the wife spent her time with the bab
It will be the same as the Karl situation. "This baby is a detractor. Look baby Jim Tyrone Burnell. If you're not here to give me all of the attention and goo goo gah gah about what I'm doing then you're a troll and I want you out of here."

I'm still floored by the fact that DSP thinks 500 likes, 150 RTs and 700 QRTs is a "viral tweet"
He so desperately wants to be viral again. Like he kept bragging about his ProJared tweets years ago.

Then remember like 8 months ago when he had a similar late night gin tweet session about having so many followers and no interaction while other people had tons of interaction.

Now he is doing it again with the taking back Twitter rant and again with the burger long stuff.

He really just so desperately wants to be relevant. He wants to be the "don't you know who I am" guy but unfortunately in the grand scheme of things only a handful of people do and it's not for good reasons.
 

Philoshophers... If this sold for 250.000$, and the seller posted a picture of the 50.000$ check he was going to give to John Rambo as his parts of the profits... Exactly how hard would Phil REEEEE on a scale from 1 to 10?

The man talks and tweets for hours about a 7$ sandwich he feels he got cheated of.

I’d fucking love to see Phil’s reaction to “losing out”/“getting cheated” for 50.000$



EDIT: Also fucking LOL at the Blue Checkmark chick. “This is the first time men have warned me about other men.”

Yes, men are basically all part of the Rape, Inc. conspiracy.

When she complains about getting “sexually harassed” on Twitter, you can be sure she’s referring to that one time someone tweeted her to get back in the kitchen and make him a samwich. :story:
 
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I hope Phil keeps throwing a temper tantrum about that sandwich. You tell them, Phil! I can't wait for the inevitable prestream where you mention you finally got in touch with BK and they said they love your content and they've been watching for the past 10 years.

During this holy moment of Phil going full retard over somebody making a sloppy-ass sandwich, let's not forget that this is Phil's level of expertise with making sandwiches of his own:
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You know you're dealing with the pigroach when he reeeee's over somebody fucking up at a basic task that he's fucked up at in the past to a MUCH greater extent.

Here's a reupload link for anybody that hasn't seen his tuna sandwich catastrophe:
 
Phil is litereally that "Ah yes, this is doing numbers" meme but as an actual person. Can't wait for him to post a reply under it shilling his own streams
Remember when his Xbahx tweet went "virally popular" he made it a command in his chat by typing !xbox. Place your bets on what this one will be, folks!
 
I hope Phil keeps throwing a temper tantrum about that sandwich. You tell them, Phil! I can't wait for the inevitable prestream where you mention you finally got in touch with BK and they said they love your content and they've been watching for the past 10 years.

During this holy moment of Phil going full retard over somebody making a sloppy-ass sandwich, let's not forget that this is Phil's level of expertise with making sandwiches of his own:
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You know you're dealing with the pigroach when he reeeee's over somebody fucking up at a basic task that he's fucked up at in the past to a MUCH greater extent.

Here's a reupload link for anybody that hasn't seen his tuna sandwich catastrophe:

Lololol! Phil wearing an apron like he’s a fuckin chef and not just throwing together a tuna sandwich.

And using scissors to cut open the luttuce bag?!? What in the name of autism?!

Unless you’re 80 years old and have massive arthritis, those pop right open!

Ofcourse Phil signs it in huge ass gold print...
Gotta love how he’s too lazy to come up with a “DarkSydePhil” autograph, but just “signs it” with big blocky tard letters.

It would take literally 10 minutes to come up with and practice a “DSP signature”, but dats work dood! Don’t have the time!
 
Does anyone know (or know where to find) the amount that DSP claims he owed the state of Washington for unpaid B&O taxes (2014-2017)? Every time he references it, it's some phantom number that he doesn't know yet.
 
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Does anyone know (or know where to find) the amount that DSP claims he owed the state of Washington for unpaid B&O taxes (2014-2017)? Every time he references it, it's some phantom number that he doesn't know yet.
He mentioned it as first 16K and then “around 20K”.

Getting a very rough estimate shouldn’t be hard though.

The Washington B&O taxrate is little over 0,5 percent!

If we estimate a very generous income of 150K a year (which it wasn’t!) that would be around 750$, let’s round it up to 800$ since we’re being very generous here.

Three years of 800$ is 2400$. Lets imagine that they’re totally Nazi with late fees, interest, etc. so 3000$? (And in reality it was probably closer to half of that!)

TLDR: PHIL SWINDLED!
 
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Hold on, are you serious? What exactly did he have set to display with that command? A hyperlink to the Tweet?
Yes, "taking dunks into the new console generation!" was how it was phrased in the command itself followed by a hyperlink to the tweet. It was also automatically posted by Nightbot about every 30 or 60 minutes or some shit even if no one used the command. Shit was obnoxious.
 
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