DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

The odds of Phil knowing anything about the treaty of Trianon and the question of Hungary’s borders are about equal to Derich tonorrow announcing his proud allegiance to #nofap and starts tweeting about the dangers of pornography: MASSIVE SHOUTOUTS TO @Tradwife94 and her GORGEOUS PURITY RING!!

Trianon? What's that? Uuuuuuh... is that some sort of mahranic cult like QAnon? Is that how my mentally ill detractors call themselves? That's stupid duhuhu

 

[Paladin Derich]

EDIT: Also fucking LOL at the Blue Checkmark chick. “This is the first time men have warned me about other men.”

Yes, men are basically all part of the Rape, Inc. conspiracy.

When she complains about getting “sexually harassed” on Twitter, you can be sure she’s referring to that one time someone tweeted her to get back in the kitchen and make him a samwich.

She is definitely another brand of idiocy. But the fact that even someone like her can see phil as a sleazebag should be a wake-up call.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

after blacked, came backed raw.
after raw dsp, comes raw karlderich.

beware, the camera is on the whole time.

edit:

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Idk how late I am here but someone should definitely clip the video of Phil saying he would slap an 11 year old girl in real life if they ever talked to him “that way” and send it to the SJW with the check mark. Would be great to see Phil get cancelled.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Idk how late I am here but someone should definitely clip the video of Phil saying he would slap an 11 year old girl in real life if they ever talked to him “that way” and send it to the SJW with the check mark. Would be great to see Phil get cancelled.

be the change you want to see in the world, my friend

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Idk how late I am here but someone should definitely clip the video of Phil saying he would slap an 11 year old girl in real life if they ever talked to him “that way” and send it to the SJW with the check mark. Would be great to see Phil get cancelled.

I mean you could do that but I think the last remaining nazi in space killing all the jews would do a whole lot better at getting him cancelled. Worked in the past

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You know that what appears to be fairly reasonable lady on Twitch has me think we need some sort of standardized short police intelligence bulletin on Piggy that we can hand off to the general populace and not come off like what I'd imagine usually happens is getting a few doezen emails from the reddit turbospergs. Just something along the lines of how he's an example of the pre-gamergate days of how it was cool to throw out nigger, faggot, retard and chinky chang wang and expect thousands of dollars from some channel company. The cowardice and lack of reflection of how much of a shitty person he is, the lies about his income and how he harbors a fan base of literal dentheads who pine for said days of being able to say faggot, nigger, retard and kill yourself in call of duty after getting their shit pushed in. That's just me, people don't need to know his life story or, in his typical accept and inflate defense "every square inch of my dick and balls ack ack ack" but being able to put his greatest hits on two pages or one compact disc wouldn't be such a bad idea.

 

[grump]

whats with all this complex theory cruft about the BK vid? Its an attention play simple as that. Like I've said he's realized that he needs drama and trolls to survive even though parodoxically his ego is as fragile as ever. Honestly I don't get most of the mephistolean complexity that is constantly ascribed to phil's thought processes here

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

muh niggas over at /gif/ had a thread about phil the other day and I just opened my laptop and saw it in the history

/gif/ - Dave - Adult GIF - 4chan

Dave - "/gif/ - Adult GIF" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to animated adult GIFs and WEBMs.

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there are many gems in the thread

 

[actually]

whats with all this complex theory cruft about the BK vid? Its an attention play simple as that. Like I've said he's realized that he needs drama and trolls to survive even though parodoxically his ego is as fragile as ever. Honestly I don't get most of the mephistolean complexity that is constantly ascribed to phil's thought processes here

I think the fact that it was so roundly mocked plays a big role here. Combine Phil's narcissism with his thin skin, and seeing that people are laughing at him means that now he has to carry this "complaint" to the point that he gets some kind of restitution so that his gin-brain can justify it as a victory.

 

[San Dimas High School]

muh niggas over at /gif/ had a thread about phil the other day and I just opened my laptop and show it in the history

/gif/ - Dave - Adult GIF - 4chan

Dave - "/gif/ - Adult GIF" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to animated adult GIFs and WEBMs.

boards.4chan.org

there are many gems in the thread
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The one with his jowls wobbling back and forth is just unreal.

Time to switch to salads, motherfucker. Fucking gross.

Spoiler: Islamic Content

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think the fact that it was so roundly mocked plays a big role here. Combine Phil's narcissism with his thin skin, and seeing that people are laughing at him means that now he has to carry this "complaint" to the point that he gets some kind of restitution so that his gin-brain can justify it as a victory.

Because it worked so well with midfirst and twitch.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Spoiler: help

I just backed up some of the rare in my opinion ones here, since the thread will 404 in a few days.
and this one is the "This is how you don't turn".

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

muh niggas over at /gif/ had a thread about phil the other day and I just opened my laptop and saw it in the history

/gif/ - Dave - Adult GIF - 4chan

Dave - "/gif/ - Adult GIF" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to animated adult GIFs and WEBMs.

boards.4chan.org

there are many gems in the thread
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how jealous is kat of that jiggle?

edit: I'm a fag and can't get gifs to show up

 

[SojiroSakura]

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says the guy who put multiple hats behind a 150$ paywall each.

Edit: Also, where the fuck are people "drooling over it"?
Almost all the replies criticize Capcom for it.

https://twitter.com/StreetFighter/status/1438678009871953924

Wow, dood. Capcom making costumes based on popular characters that people want to return after years of absence, building their game to be much better than it was at launch 5 years ago? How DARE they?? They should be remaking Super Turbo again for the 4th time so I can buy it again and cry about how it's not the REAL game!

 

[Iron Hamster]

and this one is the "This is how you don't turn".
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I assume dark scat phail is turning and farting hence the flame?

 

[Fapcop]

My favorite example of this desperate need of his to be relevant was when he did a clickbait review a few years ago for KO Gaming of Homefront that got like 500k views. He got all puffed up talking about how 'viral' it went and, in fairness, he DID get a bump in subs to KO Gaming after the review which is the last, and pretty much only, time that I can think of where his content actually resulted in increased traffic. He got so up his ass about it though that he made an entirely new channel trailer that comes off as really desperate and embarrassing welcoming all the new subscribers.

The absolute best part of it though was when, in his long tradition of immediately squandering any new attention or positive bump in his business that he could maybe capitalize on if he wasn't so fucking lazy, he says IN THE CHANNEL TRAILER directed at all these new subs that he's gonna be 'taking some time off' lmaooooo. It's such a classic moment of DSP buffoonery. The first time in years that he's gotten that kind of attention on a video and the last time that he's gotten anywhere near a half million views, and the fucking FIRST thing he does is make a channel trailer to tell all those new subs 'peace out' and then takes a vacation!!

WELCOME To All Those New To KOGaming!

In the last 2 weeks, my video review of Homefront: the Revolution went viral on YouTube, leading to this channel KOGaming getting hundreds of thousands of vi...

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Peak Phil right there.

The man could have been big, not Pewdie Pie big but he coulda been a contender. Except for that laziness.

“Welcome to mah channel all new viewers! Oh yeah, I’m not going to do shit with it for the next ten days, so you know.. No reason to come back!”

That video just reinforces my theory that poor Phil Burnell got killed by an alien who crash landed on earth and took his body.

It got that Phil Skinwalker feel to it:

“Hullo fellow humans! Like another fellow human I understand your likes in video watching such as countdowns and edited content! Here’s my channel where I do the exact opposite of that and uploads 40 hour gameplay videos!”

Also of note:

Phil using the phrase “viral” several times without ever getting/using it right.

And that “Phil Burnell here for KO Gaming!”


Phil trying to give off the impression of being a big ass channel with numerous contributors, or just autistically copying IGN etc.?

Fuck man, just watched it again, and it’s such a trip! Phil needing to remind all his “virally new” viewers of how long he has been on YouTube, as if anyone cared.

This is genuinely some of the most LOL Phil kahntent I’ve ever seen!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The one with his jowls wobbling back and forth is just unreal.

Time to switch to salads, motherfucker. Fucking gross.

Spoiler: Islamic Content

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Yeah that's some grade-a nightmare fuel but it does reinforce the case that the sorry fuck's never been to the dentist in two decades let alone does the minimum in oral hygiene because he never fully closes his mouth where his slop grinders make contact with each other because the pain is probably unbearable.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Phil should try becoming a vtuber.

One thing I've always found completely stupid that Hololive vtubers do is having a rule that people in chat shouldn't talk to each other during the stream.

Seriously, they have rules like that. The stream should be entirely dedicated to simping to the anime girl and telling her how cute she is while showering her with superchats.

Sounds like Phil's wet dream, doesn't it? I mean, as long as you replace superchats with tips.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil should try becoming a vtuber.

One thing I've always found completely stupid that Hololive vtubers do is having a rule that people in chat shouldn't talk to each other during the stream.

Seriously, they have rules like that. The stream should be entirely dedicated to simping to the anime girl and telling her how cute she is while showering her with superchats.

Sounds like Phil's wet dream, doesn't it? I mean, as long as you replace superchats with tips.

You'd be surprised at what shit gets flung in those chat rooms. I doubt Phil's getting an AK-47 replica from a Russian superchatter. Yes, that did happen.