💤 Inactive Ronald Eugene Ralph / Ronnie Ralph - Ethan's father and daddy issues

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Ah, I have been confused. I actually thought it was Morlock but have seen so many recently iterations of the word in recent years went with my faulty recall. I didn't know Alex has coined Moloch but did remember Ralph had considered becoming a Moloch worshipper in the recent past, probably on the advice of runny Ronnie's ghost whispering advice via radio waves straight to the Gunt's wet brain.
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Well, there’s a bit of confusion. Moloch was a half human half bull thing that legend has it, people used to sacrifice children to in ye olde biblical times.

Alex Jones broke into Bohemian Grove around the year 2000, and when he saw the owl statue, he decided it was a reference to Moloch. I haven’t seen anything anywhere else that ascribes owl characteristics to Moloch.

When Runny Ralph raped little Ethan in the name of Moloch, that lead to Ralph junior requiring ass napkins. As it’s know that Adrienne Blair is an ass napkin connoisseur, this enabled Ralph to get laid for the first time a female admitted to it. It’s presumably out of gratitude that Ralph considered Moloch worship.
 
What are the details behind Runny Ralph becoming one flesh with his sofa? It’s more impressive than anything pillhead slave to alcohol Ethan has accomplished.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
What are the details behind Runny Ralph becoming one flesh with his sofa? It’s more impressive than anything pillhead slave to alcohol Ethan has accomplished.
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Ronnie was a schizo, alcoholic living alone in a crack shack in West Memphis. His only immediate family lived in other states. His home is next to a drainage sewer canal, if he died nobody was going to notice for days or longer. I figure not getting booze at Pancho's or the local liquor store for consecutive days was the only red flag to anyone that Ronnie Ralph was becoming one with the couch.

I did notice that at one point Ronnie tried to start a construction company. Ralph Brothers: Doesn't seem it faired too well once the CIA started to give him instructions to drink a liter of vodka a day. I get the idea his brother has pity for his brother's wasted life and is smart enough not to waste any resources in the fat chip off the old block who's followed in Ronnie's footsteps of being a alcoholic nutcase that abuses women.
 
Ralph being a big fan of Moloch as well as a big fan of Rome is fundamentally contradictory because Carthage was also a big fan of Moloch and Rome decided Carthago delenda est.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I did notice that at one point Ronnie tried to start a construction company. Ralph Brothers: Doesn't seem it faired too well once the CIA started to give him instructions to drink a liter of vodka a day.
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If only he’d had able-bodied offspring so he could have founded Ralph & Sons. Runny Ralph always hoped Evan would have a breakthrough, but he knew Ralph would dodge effort his entire life.
 
Super Ralph Brothers construction actually went under because Ronnie kept smashing all the power tools to check their insides for KGB brain scrambling transmitters that caused him to gain weight, bark at birds and squirrels, and drink a gallon of Listerine each day. It also didn't help that Ronnie had no construction experience aside from assembling wooden crosses.
 
Don't broadcast your crimes.
*plays blues clues remix*
 

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we got a crack shack breech, yall! i cant wait to see much how he spent on miller highlife in 1987 ooooh boy!
 
Pit Viper Salesman said:
It appears to be Ronnie's crack shack at 532 Marie Lois Cove. I am at a loss for words. Granted, this will certainly be temporary but still...
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I mean, it does look rancid and probably has been ransacked, but surely breaking into someone's dump is a felony and broadcasting it is a stupid idea.

Yeah, I get it, many "Urban Exploration" channels do this stuff too but this form of extreme a-logging should be discouraged.
 
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