Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

ASMR - Josh prepares an egg roll banquet for you while you sleep on a rainy day.



Bonus - I thought this was funny as hell.

Cobes conducts informal alchemy class after Busch Light Peach ignites his mana pool, he changes the nature of the egg roll before your eyes.



I'll do his 8 minute video later, it has so many eating sounds.
 
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Here we go... And it's delicious.™
He looks like that "potato Jesus" painting here. Wtf is happening to his beard/hair/head that's making him look like a hairy cauliflower? Also his hands look super swollen here.

The off screen cracking, crunching and slurping noises make it look like a scene out of some found footage horror movie where the boglim caught the camera man right before the credits roll.
 
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