💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
Aaron look like a energetic rapist, ambush then catch you while you are jogging on a trail kind.
Nick has more of a low energy beta male rapist thing going, like getting a chick blackout drunk in a guest room at a home party
In other words, Aaron puts work into his passions while Nick takes advantage of others. Even younger the differences make themselves known.
 
I don't think unauthorized access to a computer system ("hacking" crimes) makes a distinction for the type of data that's found there. The crime is how the data was accessed not what data was accessed. What any of these other people unrelated to the hacking did with the data once they had access to it is a separate issue. Melton or whoever harassing someone using info derived from the data would be a crime even if permission was granted to access it in the first place.
I was only talking about viewing it. Only one or two users flew the idea of skelly seeing bars. I don't agree. The comparison between viewing a few emails of 4chan's useless jannies is different to seeing client-attorney privileged information, while in the process also potentially trying to extort someone into silence by using "alleged nudes sent to LOCALS users".
I don't think anyone genuinely believes that Meltonne will be in any trouble, unless they find sussy shit on his hard drives in the process.
They're both getting away with it but it's funny to see everyone squirm.
 
Am I not drunk or high enough to understand this cuck's logic here?

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If this is an earnest question, it's because Aaron has a new sign. It was, apparently, expensive, heavy, and something of a joke on his stream as of today. He didn't have time to do the anchoring thing in the wall.
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Getting back to Nick, what IS funny is that this is the man incapable of appearing on ANYONE'S streams (several in the last few months) without his camera seizing up every 40 seconds...looking like this... and with this type of workstation and studio historically:
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Getting back to Nick, what IS funny is that this is the man incapable of appearing on ANYONE'S streams (several in the last few months) without his camera seizing up every 40 seconds...looking like this... and with this type of workstation and studio historically:
Ah shit. He's got a PowerPad?

I like game collecting, so I won't give him shit for that, but it's pretty NERDY
 
I don't know who any of these new side characters are. Who they are is irrelevant.
That's literally the most retarded dumb shit you could possibly say.

Literally, I don't know anything about these alleged crimes or the people who participated in them, but whatever I don't know about, because I'm a fucking retard, is irrelevant, just because I say so.

Neck you goddamn idiot. Just shut up.
 
Could any Denny's-whisperers please decipher this one? Surely a guy who can't even cover a VFW tab wouldn't be big-timing Anthony fucking Cumia over his not being rich enough for private jets, so what instead is the profound insight being imparted here?

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Ah shit. He's got a PowerPad?

I like game collecting, so I won't give him shit for that, but it's pretty NERDY
He's got the NES set that came with the PowerPad.

Could any Denny's-whisperers please decipher this one? Surely a guy who can't even cover a VFW tab wouldn't be big-timing Anthony fucking Cumia over his not being rich enough for private jets, so what instead is the profound insight being imparted here?
Short answer: He's a salty bitch.

Longer answer: He's commented before that he doesn't like radio personalities. Though that's likely been exacerbated by the fact Aaron admires Cumia, and Geno had a show with Compound Media (oddly enough, so did Chrissie Mayr though).
 
Could any Denny's-whisperers please decipher this one? Surely a guy who can't even cover a VFW tab wouldn't be big-timing Anthony fucking Cumia over his not being rich enough for private jets, so what instead is the profound insight being imparted here?

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I saw that. I can't claim to be a whisperer, but here's my take (sadly, I know the lore from STMS):
  • Anthony made millions(?) on SiriusXM, got fired (basically like Nick) for debauchery (not nearly as bad as Nick's)
  • Anthony is one of 3 comedians whom Aaron considers to be his idols
  • Aaron covered this vid Monday - it's pretty funny bc a baby is crying in the plane and Anthony is very pained
  • Anthony appears to be in coach (vs first or business), which means exactly nothing - Barbara Corcoran flies coach among other multi-millionaires. (Nick only travels in first due to his long legs - this is documented.)
In short, Nick is trying to own his ex-boyfriend by shaming Aaron's idol. Or something. It's very creepy and stalkerish considering it's what Aaron covered briefly on Monday.
 
Could any Denny's-whisperers please decipher this one? Surely a guy who can't even cover a VFW tab wouldn't be big-timing Anthony fucking Cumia over his not being rich enough for private jets, so what instead is the profound insight being imparted here?

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His new joke template of "Imagine [doing something that isn't particularly notable]" is pathetic. Come on Nick, I thought you were a stand-up comedian, where's the original material?

Fine, if we must go down this route, what do you think about these?
  • Imagine dosing your 8-year-old daughter with cocaine
  • Imagine being cucked by Aaron, the Jamaicans, and every guildie in Star Trek
  • Imagine squandering a once-in-a-lifetime chance at a lucrative media career because you're a queer with lifelong insecurities
  • Imagine resting your legal defence on a Backwards Internet watuhmark only to be DENIED again and again
  • Imagine thinking that your fashion, tattoo and art choices aren't tragically embarrassing (and imagine getting a boner from it repulsing people)
 
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Could any Denny's-whisperers please decipher this one? Surely a guy who can't even cover a VFW tab wouldn't be big-timing Anthony fucking Cumia over his not being rich enough for private jets, so what instead is the profound insight being imparted here?

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I think the Myopia of poverty is preventing us from understanding the incredible witticism here. Much Like a Cop at Denny's.
 
His new joke template of "Imagine [doing something that isn't particularly notable]" is pathetic. Come on Nick, I thought you were a stand-up comedian, where's the original material?
Bro, his comedy senpai is Juju. A man whose comedy repertoire is 90% jokes about fat women.

Originality ain't in the cards. That takes talent.

It's actually an improvement for him he didn't decide to make a "joke" about Cumia's ability to fit into an airline seat.
 
Nick is in a severe shame spiral right now. His false reality he built up all his life continues to crumble around him. Don't forget drug addiction comes with paranoia, and the fact that he's already an NPD means he also has paranoid ideation. That means he trusts no one, not even his own family, and that mistrust could lead to some very interesting scenarios involving a fat, greasy pedophile who he foolishly trusted wouldn't stab him in the back.
 
I don't think anyone genuinely believes that Meltonne will be in any trouble, unless they find sussy shit on his hard drives in the process.
They're both getting away with it but it's funny to see everyone squirm.
I think Melton will be in enough trouble to flip him. He was by far the most vocal in this operation, using the hack and its proceeds as content for his show, and harassing/intimidating Aaron with its content or supposed content. Any "journalistic protection/exception" is unlikely to apply, because he and Aaron have a history. Even before the proceeds from the hack were used Melton was using Aaron for content, some of it in poor taste but meh, it is what it is. For me the problem starts when he uses the data to harass Aaron and pretty openly threatens him with the release of more data and how bad that would be for Aaron, pushing a humiliation angle.

Will he get jailtime for that? Unlikely. Letting him plead down for full cooperation against Nick makes more sense, unless they find more on his devices than we know at this time. For him it largely depends on if they think they have enough for a conspiracy to harass and intimidate charge in concert with Nick, not the "hack".

And they will offer the same to all the other people who had access and used the data/appeared on shows where it was used.
If receiving the data is a problem for any of those people depends largely on at what point in time they should have reasonably known that they were receiving illegal data and did so anyway, and I can already hear the excuse: "The lawyer guy told us it was ok because he did not hack the account, he had legal access." A lot hinges on that fact, and Moody panicking slightly on the Discord with the cope is a good indicator for when at least one of them understood that.

The primary target of the investigation is Nick after all.

But I think its funny when people try to argue some point about this drama without even knowing the actors, the timeline and what exactly happened. You cannot really discuss the hack and the data being shared without knowing who it was shared with and what the fat piece of shit did with it.

[EDIT] Just so certain people do not start crying again. This is a gossip forum, everything I write is an opinion, stop crying every time I mock someone for saying something stupid. I might be 100% wrong about everything and you can make fun of my opinions in a few months. Have at it. "they didn't do nuffin wrong" is a weird take to have about everyone other than Nick.
 
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Nick is in a severe shame spiral right now. His false reality he built up all his life continues to crumble around him. Don't forget drug addiction comes with paranoia, and the fact that he's already an NPD means he also has paranoid ideation. That means he trusts no one, not even his own family, and that mistrust could lead to some very interesting scenarios involving a fat, greasy pedophile who he foolishly trusted wouldn't stab him in the back.
You can't bring up NPD without mentioning narcissistic collapse. It's very interesting to see it happen in such a public manner.
Signs:
X Hostility and criticism toward others
X Narcissistic rage, often involving an outburst of anger and aggression
X Irritability and agitation
X Accusing others to displace blame and responsibility
X Gaslighting others to distort or distract from reality
X Passive-aggressive behaviors, such as purposefully ignoring others or making sarcastic and hurtful remarks
X Vindictive behaviors, such as telling lies or negative ideas about others to damage their reputation
X Impulsive and reckless behaviors, such as gambling, excessive drug or alcohol use, or driving under the influence
X Extreme stress and anxiety
X Depression
X Social withdrawal
Self-harm and suicide attempts (he's hinted at it but unconfirmed)

Triggers:
X Being exposed for lying or manipulating
X Being criticized for their work or underachieving
X Not receiving the treatment or reaction that they believe they deserve
X Witnessing others receiving the special treatment or praise they believe they deserve
 
Nick is trying to own his ex-boyfriend by shaming Aaron's idol. Or something. It's very creepy and stalkerish considering it's what Aaron covered briefly on Monday.

Nowadays it probably wouldn't be to own Aaron by shaming his idol since there's not much love lost between the two lately, what with Cumia having publicly dunked on Aaron a few times over the past year including most recently superchatting Melton of all people, and Aaron seeming to push back with the clip you mention (starting at 6:48 in Stallyn19's clip from tonight's STES) by approving of Opie's funnier dig at Cumia's tweet.

Taking those signs of bad blood between Aaron and his (former?) idol into account, Nick might not have been taking a swipe at Cumia at all and may have just thrown out some innocuous word salad for the sole purpose of getting Cumia's attention, out of some wetbrained fantasy that the two are now poised to team up against his ex-boyfriend somehow. If so it would be hilarious for the ego bruise incoming when Cumia's reaction is along the lines of "Mick Ricotta? Who?"


that mistrust could lead to some very interesting scenarios involving a fat, greasy pedophile who he foolishly trusted wouldn't stab him in the back.

You mean like he's doing now?

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Hackamania, everybody! Just $250 for your VIP ticket to meet Nick Rekieta the talking potato!

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Background: Melton and his MAPtons have spent the past few weeks hardcore campaigning Cumia to join Melton’s Supertip system. This is the one that allows creators to bypass using Superchats, getting paid instantly and paying Melton and Moody a smaller cut than they’d pay YouTube. Plus it has the AI voices thing. Cumia hardly ever livestreams anyway but I suspect someone of his notoriety getting on Supertips would get YouTube to shut that shit down and penalize the streamers who are using it.

This campaign is also why Melton just started dragging Opie constantly. He wanted to get on Cumia’s radar and Cumia did show up on at least one of his streams.

These are the kinds of accounts campaigning Cumia to get on Supertips:

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I think Rekieta is just trying to get on Cumia’s radar so he can goad him toward using Supertips. As always, Nick has delusions of his own relevance. For some reason Nick is awfully subservient to Melton and growing more so daily.

Unrelated: If you show up ITT with strong opinions about how stupid people ITT are and then boast that you’re completely unfamiliar with the people being discussed, don’t cry when you get clowned.
 
His new joke template of "Imagine [doing something that isn't particularly notable]" is pathetic. Come on Nick, I thought you were a stand-up comedian, where's the original material?

Fine, if we must go down this route, what do you think about these?
  • Imagine dosing your 8-year-old daughter with cocaine
  • Imagine being cucked by Aaron, the Jamaicans, and every guildie in Star Trek
  • Imagine squandering a once-in-a-lifetime chance at a lucrative media career because you're a queer with lifelong insecurities
  • Imagine resting your legal defence on a Backwards Internet watuhmark only to be DENIED again and again
  • Imagine thinking that your fashion, tattoo and art choices aren't tragically embarrassing (and imagine getting a boner from it repulsing people)
You forgot "Imagine having the value of your wife being reduced to a mere fifty dollars."
 
This entire room is disgustingly filthy. Beer cans, bottles and garbage on the floor, dust, dirt and stains on the PC desk, carpet hasn't been vacuumed in what looks like.forever... since this setup was put together perhaps.

How can someone live like this? It's abhorrent. The funny (and weird) thing is that the body cam footage WILL absolutely show a home that's 50 times worse than this. It's gonna be pure kino to have the entire World shown how lazy and dirty the Rekieta parents are at keeping a clean, tidy and suitable home for children to live it.

Child abuse through cocaine dosing? Nah. Just wait until you see with your own eyes how bad things REALLY are in that house. I have faith in dear feeder to make this happen. Top Men are on the case as we speak
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