Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%
  • Total voters
    308
None More Black said:
Who was this for? Wine moms?
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Yes. They loved it.
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And then there's the men...
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New childcare standards just dropped.
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AnOminous said:
Cleric, cleric cast turn undead. That will get rid of any skelly!
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Obnoxious Asshole said:
That’s a lich. We need to find the Balldo and destroy the phylactery
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Lich phylactery tend to be jewels or something precious the mortal once felt was valuable. Confirmed: not his wife or kids.
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When Rekieta points the finger at his critics for being nerds, he's obviously not totally off base, is he?

AnOminous said:
'm blocked by YouTube and at the moment I'm glad I am.
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I'm also on a 24 hour ban for bullying. My guess is that it was for telling Ahmed to stay away from little girls in the back room of the kebab shop. Google is run by cuckolds and groomers.

dustnight said:
Listen, either he pays her $2,000 every month for the rest of his life or Josh pays her a one time payment of $6,000, his hands are tied! OK?
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That $6k has to be off the table now. Josh is getting access to the bodycam footage without any help from Kayla. If Rekieta's mom isn't paying the rent for her felon son's fuckpiece, it's back to the paint factory for April.

BibiLivesMatter said:
What did Sean do to get all of Nick's smite compared to other e-celeb lawyers?
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Sean's an actual practicing lawyer. Nick tried this and failed dismally.

dustnight said:
How much have U donated to charity BISH
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"Here's your allowance for this month, son. Now don't forget, we're extremely privileged so you mustn't spend the whole lot on cocaine, Keep your coke intake down to about $20k and make sure you drop a hundo in the collection box for the poors. That way, whenever anybody tries to criticize you, you can let them know exactly how much of my money you give to charity."
 
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Artful Dodger said:
Fair. Apparently he was just a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. I believe he did private stuff too, but I cannot find it. Kurt doesn't have much experience other than being admitted.
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Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.
 
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Scampuss Aurelius said:
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I like how you can just see him freeze the second he pulls it up and its the address he knows it to be. Then he realizes he has to try and come up with a convincing lie.
And of course he has to really stress home that he has NO IDEA who that could be... Totally not guys. No idea at all.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
- Nick has a handwritten letter from Aaron where he admitted to all the bad things he had done. He had it, but no one knew he had it. He could have shown it at trial, and he implied it would have been very effective at discrediting Aaron. He still has it.
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Aaron said on stream he left a letter for the Qover when he left giving them advice because he thought they were addicts. And this would all be shit Aaron has already taken accountability for, condemned his involvement, unlike Nick. He’s so obsessed with Aaron STILL
 
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Artful Dodger said:
True. Kurt is a sad case. But to be completely fair, Kurt:
  • h̶a̶s̶ a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ p̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶c̶e̶d̶ l̶a̶w̶ &̶ w̶o̶n̶ c̶a̶s̶e̶s̶. *
  • isn't a crackhead.
  • has never been a cuck (in fact, he probably never has touched a woman).
  • accurately reports on the law.
  • realizes Robert Barnes is a quack lawyer.
  • didn't ruin the reputation of his family.
Kurt is a much better man than Nick in my book.
*Was a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. He did have a private firm I remember too, but that didn't seem to go anywhere. More relevant experience than Rekieta? You decide.
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I watched Kurt's analysis of Illinois vs Allen during the Darrell Brooks case, the Nick stream of that trial was pretty fun back then btw, and it was very good.
So he might not be a practicing attorney, but he has a good grasp on the more academic and theoretical side of law.
 
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Red Frida said:
Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.
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Patent Examiner is not Patent Attorney. Patent Examiners are basically government employees for the USPTO, and while they probably do OK, they don't pull down lawyer amounts of money.
 
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keke said:
Aaron said on stream he left a letter for the Qover when he left giving them advice because he thought they were addicts. And this would all be shit Aaron has already taken accountability for, condemned his involvement, unlike Nick. He’s so obsessed with Aaron STILL
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I guess Nick is obsessed because Aaron escaped the drugs/degeneracy and Nick still can't.
 
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Melty Butter said:
I cannot fucking believe he's accused Dan Sletta of being inappropriate with his daughter. I'm going to take a long walk to process this.
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If I were Dan Sletta I'd be taking a long length of iron to somewhere very specific but he's probably a better man than me.
 
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Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
Nick was incredibly cruel regarding Kurt (Uncivil Law). Extreme bitch behavior! Oh and Megan Fox (not that one), was sucking Nick off in the chat.
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I should have taken a screenshot because someone called Megan out about her letter to the judge saying Nick helped suicidal people. He brought up dear john and she blocks him real quick lmfao
 
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Clem Fandango said:
Patent Examiner is not Patent Attorney. Patent Examiners are basically government employees for the USPTO, and while they probably do OK, they don't pull down lawyer amounts of money.
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Wouldn't a patent law office want an examiner to join their team? Why did he stream on YouTube instead?
 
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