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Nothing yet. I really don't know what they're waiting for to be honest. Maybe the next edition or something. Maybe they can't figure out how to make two primarchs reuniting in 40k seem epic enough. Or maybe this is typical GW where they start an interesting plotpoint, reach the climax, and then blueball us by never talking about it ever again.
Lorgar has to worst fate of all primarchs. He won beat the Emperor and infected the galaxy with Chaos. He became a demon, and instead of conquering the galaxy and plunging everything into chaos he locked himself in his room for 11k years. He didn't get lost chasing Dark Eldar raiders, or vanish mysteriously on a quest, or die in glorious battle. We know exactly where he is, and he's choosing to be a washed up dad sitting on the couch all day doing nothing. Why is he not leading the forces of chaos instead of Abaddon? Every other Primarch is at least doing something. Mangus fucked the Space Wolves, Mortarion invaded Ultramar, Angron is stomped around Armageddon and Caliban, And Fulgrim I think was part of the 13th Black Crusade. He's been all over. Perturabo also suffers a similar fate of being a dead beat dad who sits at home all day building Warhammer models instead of leading his sons in battle.
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It would be peak irony if he's spent the past 11k years or so fucking off and building marvels of engineering suitable only for peace and not war. You know, the thing he totally claimed he always wanted to do but could somehow never make the the time for it in between horrifically costly conquests.
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I'm massively biased as I'm a big Word Bearers fan, but I don't think his fate is all that bad. I think he got done dirty by having Corax getting the better of him even when i) he was now a daemon primarch and ii) by the time of the Shadow Crusade he was on a par with Guilliman. He wasn't the soft lad getting mogged at Monarchia anymore. Other than that he's just been boolin'. Probably surrounded by big books (backed in leather) and skulls. Like a daemonic Davis Aurini.
He was vindicated about Horus, started two coups and virtually created the Imperium as it is now. He's earned some chill time.
I stand by what I say though. If they wanted to bring the primarchs back to actually build towards something, the ideal choice for the last pair would be Guilliman and Lorgar.
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Mark of Calth was an awesome book all the way through, and the end part where it shows just how much of a grudge the UM hold over the events was absolutely baller even compared to the rest of the book and I never knew Guilliman had something like that in him.
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Calth is always a bittersweet one from the perspective of them being brothers. For the longest time Lorgar thought that Guilliman hated him after the razing of Monarchia, but by the time he realised that wasn't the case he'd made an enemy for life. Lorgar, being the autist, could not realise that Monarchia was as much a lesson to Guilliman as it was for him, and the events that ensued have made one of the best blood feuds in the lore. Being able to get Guilliman truly rattled is quite the achievement too.
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You know you've fucked up when you get the Ultramarines so mad they completely reinvent their tactical protocols just for you.
Seriously, refusing to note the battle as over out of sheer spite and hatred is about as far as you can get from being an Ultramarine, but they went and did it anyways because they're just that fucking pissed at Lorgar and the Word Bearers.
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His mom called them “heathens,” it’s honestly one of the best parts of Unremembered Empire. Because not only was he hungover, he also overslept. Then just said, “Mjod is an……. interesting concoction.”
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My God, how unforgiveable! What self-flagellatory act did he sentence himself to as punishment?
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Spending the last ten millennia trying to make a perfect android replica of Calliope. But eventually he always notices some flaw, smashes it up in a rage, and starts again. He'll get round to his galaxy conquering shit, he just needs his sister back first.
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Lorgar drank the kool-aid deeper than anyone and was absolutely full of himself during the Horus Heresy. He's probably all to happy to indulge in his fantasies while Erebus and Kor Phaeron squabble over scraps.
Also remember Corvus Corax is hunting him, so that's one more reason for him to lie low.
Also remember Corvus Corax is hunting him, so that's one more reason for him to lie low.
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Honestly, Primarchs doing really human things is the best part of the HH. Mister Workaholic sleeping in and getting a mom speech, Angron finally drinking beer with his sons and watching the fights, the Iron Warriors version of the warrior lodge where they’re playing 40k and Kroeger challenges Perturabo, corrupted Fulgrim meeting with Ferrus and being shocked at what Lucius did to his own face and making a mental note to ask him about it (hilarious) and Horus’s act of fixing Little Horus’s sword, then giving him a dad speech, it’s good stuff.
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Presenting Brother Jom of the Kiwis Obscurum.
Born on the Agri-World Faceta Bos Villam IV, the Chapter's recruiting world, he passed the recruitment trials, culminating in voxbooking an Agent of the Inquisition and was so permitted to join, after which he slowly worked his way up through the ranks through cunning and indomitable stubbornness.
A fairly quick and dirty job for now, on the first Marine I've ever painted. I stayed fairly close to your Impcat mockup, just to try out the scheme; I think it worked out decently enough that it might be worth expanding to the rest of a Kill Team at some point.
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The green and black is really comfy color combo, and the Kiwi actually makes for a great insignia. Very cool.
HAHAHAHA the fucking sonichu on the tilt shield
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TRUE & HONEST loyalists!!!
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Proof that they're a part of the cursed founding