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That is a good point, but being even vaguely on the same side as Slaaneshi freaks upsets me.
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No thanks, I'd rather not be involved with one of the gods of the reddit mods.
Redditors and the reddit mods/admins are either slaanesh or tzeentch culstists, they can both go into a woodchipper. The faith in the emperor shit is not what the emperor wanted and is a symptom of man's ease of falling to chaos.
At any rate, here's a primaris version, the impcat SVG available for it is better.
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If we were loyalists that would make Null Rogal Dorn. An autistic, single minded retard desperately contriving defence after defence to hold off endless assaults from disgusting, diseased angry freaks. Sounds ridiculous, I don't know where you guys are getting that.
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Yeah, but he doesn't have Dorn's glorious moustache.
No, fuck you GW, he's way more badass with it than without it.
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I feel your pain super cool guard regiment mentioned in a few books do they have models no we can make bottles no.
I need my stock tanks my stumble guns my stag 10.
As well as my blood packed and sons of sec boxes.
Hey that seems like a really cool regiment that's mentioned in firecast with the cool steampunk and variance of Sentinels can we get models for that no.
can we get lesser known alien races that have mercenary rules how about no.
How about 900 different variations of space marines but not the space Marines people won't we're not going to make those.
GW we don't have to be a good company because all of our competition is literally brain dead
A lone space Marine chapter masters of psychological warfare of stalking their enemies by lining their location by monitoring open vox communications.
Home planet Kiwi a massive agricultural planet with one large centralized mountain.
Recruit so selected from those who can figure out how to get in to the fortress monastery with not telling anybody who they actually are to this end no one actually knows the real names of any of the battle brothers just pseudonyms.
The last great assault on the fortress monastery was by a crazed slinnishy sex cult convinced that men can have vaginas and women can have penises they were driven off but many battle brothers fell that day.
Chapter symbol a kiwi food or a kiwi bird is used.
War gear the chapter is quite fond of radio jammers and interference equipment as well as mocking their enemies with propaganda and jokes especially the appearances especially effective against Laneshi's who they think are disgusting and look like a bunch of men in dresses.
The Mega Kiwi evolved from a small flightless bird from Old Earth due to the planets weo geography it is grown immense size and strength the most veteran of Battle Brothers ride them into battle known as the Bloody Syth Calvary.
So named for the signature weapon of the elite unit a unique pattern power Syth.
They also keep detailed list on all of their targets as soon as they are assigned a mission they make a detailed map of the enemy's location as well as their names associates and other such valuable targets they are fond of decapitation attacks on key figures and organizations that they are tasked with their destruction.
Chapter relics
The great cogitator a massive collection of data banks held in the fortress monastery filled with more information on certain aspects of chaos and enemies of the Imperium of man than any other place in the segmentum.
The chapter master.
A man who perpetually looks like he's in his 30s he constantly has to tell his battle brothers that it is not appropriate behavior to go on loan suicide missions to take out chaos warlords.
No one knows his real name they just simply call him the feeder deal leader or null
I should drink less coffee I would take the autistic rating now
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It’s actually a pretty good scheme, put some spikes on it and it’ll be truly kino.
Chapter has gotta be beakies tho.
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I didn't know this was a thing, but he is getting fat again. You love to see it.
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Rather make them Imperial Fists successors. Chapter Masters surrender their names and declare themselves Null for their tenure - there's even precedent with Salamander Forgefathers all renaming themselves Vulkan.
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If we were anything we're a chimeric warband of Iron Warriors and Alpha Legion. A army of hyperautistic, expendible, trench fighters and the anonymous, sabatoge/espionage legion? I Am Alpharius is already one of the biggest 40k memes.
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Hyperautism is common among Marines, and if you want Heretics then there's a chapter that is explicitly stated to have it (even if the Iron Warriors are probably more autistic still).
That said, I'll put my hat in the ring for Loyalists here - the Farms have a strict "look, don't touch" policy, while the Alpha Legion are all about their gayops. The Obscurum Kiwis fight to preserve the long-collapsed notion of a Noosphere-with-a-capital-N.
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So we are a splintered group of individuals who participate in watching things unfold we think are funny, but have clauses about not messing with things unless dire. We have a seemingly endless amount of information we have collated through a variety of means. We have a single one among us who is our leader but is also representative of us, as he is one of us too. We could be anyone you see on the street, at your job or the grocery store. It's all for the laughs. Rarely do we have a single uniting opinion on anything and based on this thread we can't even agree whether we are loyalist or not.
Fellas, like it or not we are Alpha Legion.
Fellas, like it or not we are Alpha Legion.
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A captured Null held by Khornate trannies repeating “YWNBAW affirm” endlessly for centuries rather than fall to chaos
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My life for God Emperor Trump! The lolcows slotting nicely into chaotic warbands fits too perfectly. I think the wider Imperium isn't as concerned about our antics as a few planetary governors. If Marine Malevolent can still be loyalist I don't see why we can't. Either that or we could be one of the missing legions who got erased during the heresy. They didn't want to believe our warning that tranny cultists were going to infiltrate the Imperium and our Primarch was disavowed. Never turned traitor, but cut off from the rest of the Imperium.
I agree with Space Wolves grey being the best color. I think it's closest to whatever color dark mode is.
Our companies should be some sort of reference to the boards, like 1st Company True & Honest. The 10th Company is the Prospering Grounds for new recruits who all have Fresh Meat painte on their pauldron.
I guess it's still up in the air what our preferred method of battle is. Probably closer to Raven Guard or Alpha Legion using subterfuge or guerilla warfare tactics. As much as I love the sound of bolter fire in the morning it doesn't fit. Do we have a librarium? Psykers yay or nay?
I agree with Space Wolves grey being the best color. I think it's closest to whatever color dark mode is.
Our companies should be some sort of reference to the boards, like 1st Company True & Honest. The 10th Company is the Prospering Grounds for new recruits who all have Fresh Meat painte on their pauldron.
I guess it's still up in the air what our preferred method of battle is. Probably closer to Raven Guard or Alpha Legion using subterfuge or guerilla warfare tactics. As much as I love the sound of bolter fire in the morning it doesn't fit. Do we have a librarium? Psykers yay or nay?
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Hot take; troonery is chaos undivided
Khorne - impotent rage
Slaanesh - self-explanatory
Nurgle - stinkditch
Tzeentch - mental illness
Khorne - impotent rage
Slaanesh - self-explanatory
Nurgle - stinkditch
Tzeentch - mental illness
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Getting my first books soon, will start with Ciaphas Cain and some more Imperial Guard stuff. Damn shame they don't do softcover books for the smaller stories.
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Am I the only one who thinks Valrak is a bit "much?" Like, if he was at the FLGS or a comic book shop and I saw him through the window, I'd turn around and not enter.
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Top comment on the video has it right. They haven't even done anything with The Lion and Guilliman yet. It's way too soon to start talking about who's coming back next. This passage is such a nothing burger though. It's just Valrak churning out more slop because he has to put out something to generate ad revenue. Dante spoke with Sanguinius and that wasn't any hint at him returning. If anything it's an indication that Dorn is proper dead. If he's sending visions to his sons he wouldn't need to do that were he alive and could just send a letter or a vox.