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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,323 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,577
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I give it a week before soyteens hack the website again because hiroshimanagasaki is a fucking retard
I'd bet, really. These people had a good month's worth of work in front of them, and with an all vol staff, I didn't see it happening.

Maybe 4ch's corpo investors bought a flock of jeets to help fuck the code up? Afterall, didn't hiroshimoot get much of his 8 mil investment from some corpo jap toy company source? Maybe they ponied up and helped.
 
The correct terminology is "a flush of jeets."
I mean I figured it'd be something like a sangha of jeets or something, but I don't know jeet kun do, so I wouldn't know what word is right.

I believe you mean "a street of jeets"
lol, sorry to double post, but this indeed seems correct, since jeets never learn to flush.
 
Looks like they got rid of the email verification and 15 minute wait. I'm guessing that they got rid of it after people saw they were keeping peoples emails when the leaks happened
Yeah, but it takes 2 minutes to load the captcha, no matter how long it's been since you posted.
>wait 2 minutes for the captcha
>post at 3am
>come back at 10am
>wait 2 minutes for the captcha
 
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