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BunchaBabyDucks said:
“Yeah uh ten four dispatch, we got what looks like an overweight middle aged blue care bear wearing a detective hat. Yeah he was chasing women in the park with a bike pump.”
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Space Police said:
The only reason I'm not a porn addict is because I found the nudity gross when I tried watching porn as a young teen.
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Agent Snigger said:
I came into this thread blind and walked face first into the Great Wall of Text
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NerfEverything said:
This nigga just used no-joke but meant it as a joke.
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Mike Matei's Penis said:
India literally just released some gay amv of indias being killed in their poo language stream to justify whatever they did
It was really badly edited
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draggs said:
tbh it's really unfair that countries fight wars according to their own priorities, which don't include destroying themselves and everything else two seconds after starting. They aren't catering to our demand for total instant gratification and that jes ain' right I tell yew hwat
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DrNow said:
I think of you more as autistic and slightly gay, but instead of trains and sonic you’re interested in monkey penises.
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AnOminous said:
Retarded autists should be given a chance to sperg out before getting doxed.
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
The line between observer and neghole pozzer gets thinner and thinner the more invested you become, and eventually you look back to realize you crossed it several miles ago.
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A Very Big Fish said:
Alex is playing 7-D Backgammon, and we're all over here just eating Checkers.
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handsareblack2 said:
I guess Alex has Toji crossed off his kill list.
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
How can one thread about a dime a dozen mental trainwreck be such a lightning rod for retarded forum drama?
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DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
You know how they say misery loves company? Same goes for retardation.
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Are you saying misery loves retardation or that retardation loves company?

Either way, I'm not retarded. Your retarded!
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