Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

Permanent Resident Cope said:

Pretty AntiSocial is premiering his segment with them and this is their thumbnail. Does any one of the three people here realize that Nick is the biggest cuck involved?
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the best thing that could possibly happen to those women is getting hooked on coke

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Looking like that is one thing. But the bigger issue is that he took this picture and shared it. He looks like death and the picture just gives ammunition and evidence of how fucked he is but he can't see it.

He's so fucking lost.

Maybe it was the amount of money he had but I've been around a lot of drug users and I've never seen someone do so much permanent damage to themselves in such a short time.

Here we go again with the SuperTips statistics

May 19, 2025: Karen Read Trial - Day 18 - Week Five - State Winds Down​

• Total Amount Donated: $342.68 (*max: $533.66)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 23
• Total from Anonymous Donors: $75.00
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- NotCupcakes: $55.15
- Sean McDonald: $45.84
- TheTexVet: $25.00
• Average Donation Size: $6.59
• Average Donation Rate: $38.85 per video hour

You might notice that the “max” total is significantly higher this time. That’s because higher-tier donations allow users to submit longer messages—and more AI voices to deliver them. Without applying the continuation logic, those larger donations get counted multiple times, artificially inflating the sum.

Now, onto some enlightening statistics. It appears Rekieta has precisely the audience he deserves: 34.43% of all SuperTips referenced penises—most of them Kurt’s, for some reason.

There were 21 messages in total that mentioned a penis. Here is the distinguished list of users who paid real money to make penis-themed comments: Bestierose, Cat Man, David, 307 Fishing, Flemingo Key, MikuHuntu, Nick Campbell, NotCupcakes, Scooter McDuder, Sean McDonald, SnifferINChief, TheTexVet, Genx Medic.

The average donation size when the word penis is involved? $7.52

A "honorable" mention:

Truly worthy of Rekieta’s creative writing degree, I’d say.

If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

Luke gama said:

Maybe it was the amount of money he had but I've been around a lot of drug users and I've never seen someone do so much permanent damage to themselves in such a short time.

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To an extent it is a matter of money. Nick is that rare addict whose trust fund makes him immune from ever hitting rock bottom. He doesn't work. He can't become homeless. There is always enough money to pay the basic bills. His wife is a star-trek watching pill zombie who will never leave him no matter what he does.

The usual long-term fate of guys like this is being done in by decaying physical state and cumulative brain damage.

RotPockets said:

You’re made of stronger stuff than I, I’d feel like Nick looks watching Nick.

I can only watch elissa clips™ that don’t directly feature him.

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I only made it halfway through a clip today. He tries to manufacture laughing at Kurt and he just comes across as more retarded than normal. Clips of Nick trying to laugh at Kurt is like watching two retards hump a doorknob. Sorry Elissa, I had to check out.

Melty Butter said:

It screams April to me. Who else would keep them up all night?

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I think the Waifu is correct. It's a euphemism. No human beings care to see him. He has no friends, no hobbies, etc.

Insomnia and head punching is the old-friend that came knocking. He stayed up all night because he can't drink himself to sleep and he took his amphetamines too late.

Lonely khan said:

I know the reality is inverse but it tracks that he'd make his kids call her something very tryhard like momma april. I haven't seen Aaron's childhood picks but he overcompensates like a fat kid.

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I thought that was just him attempting to be nice to a barren childless woman. He hadn't reckoned on her preferring Rekieta's nose candy to minding somebody else's brats.

If I'm going to give Kayla any credit for anything, she knew better than to make Mommy April responsible for the care of the Rekieta kids. Not that she could have been any worse than Nick. Wasn't there some kind or attempt to pass April off to the court as an employee who was taking care of the kids at some point? That didn't last long though, did it? Whether that was because April just couldn't be arsed with child care -- she was there for the coke and the sex and didn't want to be bothered with no stinking kids -- or whether Kayla thought better of letting her get her feet under that table I really have no idea.

Melton’s minions are dismayed to realize the cards they use to buy Supertips are getting jacked (X-posted from his thread):

Chattanooga Chew-Chew said:

Melton’s fans have started noticing that the credit cards they use for Supertips are being used for fraudulent purchases. This is just one of the conversations being had on Discord:

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woodedbag said:

the best thing that could possibly happen to those women is getting hooked on coke

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If by coke you mean cyanide. Imagine looking like that and thinking you should start a YouTube channel

Swole McPole said:

I thought that was just him attempting to be nice to a barren childless woman. He hadn't reckoned on her preferring Rekieta's nose candy to minding somebody else's brats.

If I'm going to give Kayla any credit for anything, she knew better than to make Mommy April responsible for the care of the Rekieta kids. Not that she could have been any worse than Nick. Wasn't there some kind or attempt to pass April off to the court as an employee who was taking care of the kids at some point? That didn't last long though, did it? Whether that was because April just couldn't be arsed with child care -- she was there for the coke and the sex and didn't want to be bothered with no stinking kids -- or whether Kayla thought better of letting her get her feet under that table I really have no idea.

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Did you forget that April was "the nanny"?

Molag Bal said:

he now has an entire community of alogs, some of which are apparently allowed on panels at public events to show off their 'trophies' from his destroyed marriage.

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If you could choose your own rogue's gallery of haters, you couldn't do better than The Toe's. Down to the last person, every one of them makes Aaron look better by comparison.

RaptInPlastic said:

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

He thought it was someone else stealing his booze? Like who? Lying faggot. Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

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Is this his big-brained plan? Is he trying build up to blaming the nanny for his kid popping hot for cocaine? Or at least try to insinuate it. The same nanny that left due the polycule degeneracy just happened to also encourage the kids to drink.

That skele-faggot better start mainlining some B12 supplements because his brain is pure mush at this point. I hope the nanny sees this and crowd funds a defamation case against this reprobate.

RaptInPlastic said:

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

He thought it was someone else stealing his booze? Like who? Lying faggot. Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

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I'm honestly surprised that it took him this long to go after the nanny.

TurdThrower said:

I'm honestly surprised that it took him this long to go after the nanny.

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He attacks vulnerable people out of sadism and witnesses out of fear. I am guessing the nanny is a witness. Aaron can fill in the details, hopefully minus too much spin and ego stroking.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:

ETA: Nick explains his mirror pictures:

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So Nick is admitting he has a humiliation fetish. No wonder why he came back to stream and tweets nonstop to 1 follower Andys.

RaptInPlastic said:

He attacks vulnerable people out of sadism and witnesses out of fear. I am guessing the nanny is a witness. Aaron can fill in the details, hopefully minus too much spin and ego stroking.

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He also goes after anyone that does not at worst have a libertarian take on his degeneracy.

TurdThrower said:

I'm honestly surprised that it took him this long to go after the nanny.

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I saw that clip and it genuinely made MATI. How fucking pathetic that he is now so desperate for a scapegoat that he's going after the nanny.

JustTheFaxcts said:

Is this his big-brained plan? Is he trying build up to blaming the nanny for his kid popping hot for cocaine? Or at least try to insinuate it. The same nanny that left due the polycule degeneracy just happened to also encourage the kids to drink.

That skele-faggot better start mainlining some B12 supplements because his brain is pure mush at this point. I hope the nanny sees this and crowd funds a defamation case against this reprobate.

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Didn't he float this trial balloon a while ago? I swear he did something like say the nanny might have had access to the cocaine safe and also the kid...or something like that.

Why does he care that the internet thinks he's a good or bad father? He obsesses over it, like when he got caught being a dick to his kid when he thought he turned his cam off, he immediately started bringing his kid on cam and doing things for her to show what a great father he was (forgetting that she was stinky and dirty in the same clothes day after day). Likewise, he's trying desperately to get people to buy the idea that he's not the one that is responsible for his 8 year old ingesting cocaine, he cares about that almost as much as he cares about convincing people that Aaron ate his goo.

I don't understand. Why that specifically? Why is that so intrinsically tied to his sense of self-worth? It's not about whether he's ACTUALLY a good father - he doesn't care about that - but he NEEDS the internet to BELIEVE he's a good father. It's so funny and weird.

Pentamidine said:

Didn't he float this trial balloon a while ago? I swear he did something like say the nanny might have had access to the cocaine safe and also the kid...or something like that.

Why does he care that the internet thinks he's a good or bad father? He obsesses over it, like when he got caught being a dick to his kid when he thought he turned his cam off, he immediately started bringing his kid on cam and doing things for her to show what a great father he was (forgetting that she was stinky and dirty in the same clothes day after day). Likewise, he's trying desperately to get people to buy the idea that he's not the one that is responsible for his 8 year old ingesting cocaine, he cares about that almost as much as he cares about convincing people that Aaron ate his goo.

I don't understand. Why that specifically? Why is that so intrinsically tied to his sense of self-worth? It's not about whether he's ACTUALLY a good father - he doesn't care about that - but he NEEDS the internet to BELIEVE he's a good father. It's so funny and weird.

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Imagine looking at this and believing anything it says, about anything. Imagine pandering to it in the pursuit of clout.

John Andrews Stan said:

Melton’s minions are dismayed to realize the cards they use to buy Supertips are getting jacked (X-posted from his thread):

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Using Supertips is as stupid an idea as using Powerchat, but this is Dabbleverse Discord bullshit from an account registered in the last day, specifically from a server that alogs both Melton and Imholte. This is the only post from the account.

Chattanooga Chew-Chew said:

Source: Spergtopia on Discord

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You yourself have noted that Supertips uses Stripe integration for payments. The information provided by Stripe to merchants simply isn't sufficient to allow fraud in the way that brand new account is claiming. But, there is potential for personal information being abused to deanonymize users though, which is why using Supertips is a stupid idea. It's not worth trusting.

John Andrews Stan said:

Melton wants to have it both ways: He’s claiming it’s a Stripe issue and nothing to do with Supertips while also saying Pat Dixon violated his merchant agreement with Supertips by disclosing the PII that Supertips’ Stripe integration made visible to him.

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You seem to be way too credulous to obvious bullshit coming out of Dabbleverse Discords.

John Andrews Stan said:

I’m not saying this should just be automatically believed, but a well-placed source did tell me that Nick had failed several tests while Kayla passed all of hers. This is the same source who said that on the day of the supposed “missed test,” Kayla arrived on time and alone while Nick and April arrived late together. This is the same source who reported that the 8 year old Rekeita daughter was given multiple drug tests and tested positive for cocaine in every instance.

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None of that makes any of sense. Being charitable, it seems you got peddled another Dabbleverse Discord op bullshit and fell for it.

Let's go over why this makes no sense.

First, in the documentation in the CHIPS case before it was sealed, we saw Sweep in the June 6 CHIPS hearing state that the county would like to see "demonstrated sobriety" in the form of "60 days of negative drug tests" before considering options such as family supervision. Nick and Kayla's drug testing started following this hearing.

Nick announced that the case was "resolved" (in the sense of custody being returned) the evening of August 7, which is 62 days after the hearing. While the case was already sealed by this point, the timing implies that the county indeed insisted on the 60 days of negative drug tests. If Nick had failed any drug tests during that period, he would not have "demonstrated sobriety" for 60 days as demanded by the county on June 6.

According to Keanu, they continued to be tested for approximately 3 months after custody was returned, with testing ending sometime in November. That's a short of time for Nick to fail "several tests" with nothing of consequence happening. Keanu also stated that the test Nick was late for was the final test and that Kayla blamed April for this, causing massive drama. It's not clear why Kayla would be more angry at Nick for being late to his final test (which clearly had no consequence, since it was still the final test) than for failing "several tests" (which, if what you claim is true, also had no consequences).

It's also not clear why, if Nick having "failed several tests" was something that actually happened, that April would not have brought this up to Keanu while ranting and defending herself, since again, it makes the test he was late for pale in comparison.

As for the daughter hair follicle re-testing, if such a thing happened there is certainly no explicit reference to it in any of the public documents which were posted before the case was sealed in mid-July. There's no evidence it impacted the case at all and in fact in the June 6 hearing the initial test results, which had at that point just arrived, are basically only mentioned in passing. The initial petition stated that the children had already been interviewed and stated that any potential positive result would be a result of accidental exposure and because of that, I'm not sure how much the positive result influenced the case to begin with. I'll also note that if any subsequent re-tests happened following the sealing of the case that would mean that over half of the detection window would be after the arrests. I'm not saying that this claim is disproved but I am saying that there's nothing to prove it.

Keanu also stated that Nick and April settled upon whippet abuse as a drug that didn't appear on tests, with April even doing whippets while in her truck while on calls with Keanu. This has been accepted on the basis of Nick's bizarre behavior including going off stream for a short period of time and returning with a noticeably deepened voice. She is also confirmed to have been in contact with April.

I believe what Keanu has said. But it appears whatever your "source" said took what Keanu said and then added a bunch of other details on top of it to make Nick look worse. I don't believe it.

Friend of Dorothy Parker said:

Did you forget that April was "the nanny"?

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More lies keep coming through. When he thought it made him look good, all the Child Welfare interviews said his kids didn't know about drugs and alcohol. Never came up.

I guess the little rapscallions inherited Daddy's ability to lie. Nick seems to now think they were well versed in pounding whiskey and fooling the child safety professionals....

Or maybe the child welfare agency wasn't fooled and correctly removed children that were being exposed to drugs and alcohol in Skelly's house. How long before we learn from Nick that the nanny must have fed coke to the 9 y/o?