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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Die For Me! said:
The single retweet is himself
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This is the L, dumbass
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You posted the L. Your ‘fine dining’ flex that flopped.
 
Ethan, just because you think I'm your latest girlfriend doesn't mean you can be a disgusting slob who can't afford dishes or cutlery. Would it sound better if I said "Get a real job, loser" in a squeakier voice?
 
This is what has him stressed and looking for a mexican dumb enough to marry him: his temporary residency visa is about to expire and he needs a mexican wife to apply for permanent residency. Temporary residency is good for up to four years.

To get temporary residency in Mexico, you need to apply for a Temporary Resident Visa at a Mexican consulate in your home country. This visa allows you to stay in Mexico for a period longer than 180 days and up to four years.
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He had to prove ‘financial solvency’ to get it.

  • Prepare the required documents: This typically includes a visa application form, a valid passport, passport-sized photos, and proof of financial solvency (like bank statements or pension information).
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He had the income then. He does not have it now. He needs to get permanent residency to stay in mexico and he needs a mexican wife to get it, because he no longer has the required consistent income to support himself.

To obtain permanent residency in Mexico, individuals typically need to first establish temporary residency, usually through marriage to a Mexican citizen or permanent resident, or through investment or economic solvency. After holding temporary residency for four consecutive years (or two years if married to a Mexican citizen), one can apply for permanent residency.
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“Investment or economic solvency”? lol no. He needs a wifey. Hence the not-very-bright mexican teenager he’s currently grooming.

Here is the income he would need to get mexican permanent residency:

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500 x $278.80 (2025 Minimum Wage) =
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$139,400 MXN
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6 months of bank statements, baby.
Consulates require 6 months of bank statements for income and 12 months of bank statements as proof of economic solvency
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https://mexlaw.com/residency-in-mexico-2023-economic-solvency-requirements-fees/
That’s $7,428/month.
No tengo. need wife.
 
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He should try to marry a fat old mexican woman who will couple up with anyone out of fear of dying alone. Of course he wants the youngest thing he can get but those will want to use him to get to america. No young mexican chick wants to marry a fat old broke american loser and live in mexico.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
He’s so broke he can’t even afford paper plates and is now reduced to using paper towels as a plate. Gross. You just know the greasiness of that is going to make it stick. Steal a couple of plates from local restaurants and wash them instead you cheap ass pig.
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I use fine china in all instances except for cookouts, but I have never seen anyone use paper towels as a plate. There's no level of trashiness that he won't stoop to.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
I use fine china in all instances except for cookouts, but I have never seen anyone use paper towels as a plate. There's no level of trashiness that he won't stoop to.
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I'll admit it. I've totally done that. I've done that with a cheap frozen pizza before. I can't even name the instance because it's happened multiple times. That's the kind of thing you do when you've got a day off, have nothing to do and don't give a fuck.

Kind of like how Ralph lives every day.
 
Xev said:
No young mexican chick wants to marry a fat old broke american loser and live in mexico.
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See he’ll string her along promising a USA visa until he gets that marriage he needs, then it’s her tough luck once she finally figures it out. It’ll be too late.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I've done that with a cheap frozen pizza before. I can't even name the instance because it's happened multiple times. That's the kind of thing you do when you've got a day off, have nothing to do and don't give a fuck.
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Laziest thing for me it’s Tostinos pizza. You can just cook it, cut it, and fold it off from the pan and let the dog eat whatever crumbs from the crust fall because it’s small enough you can consume it in a few bites. But this is just a full MEAL. 2 clear bread flat full. And you know he’s piling that all on to the bread like a fat pig so it’s falling out everywhere.
 
Um... said:
No tengo. need wife.
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All he needs to do is live to December 2026 and he can apply for it. He's taking the slow but steady route via renewing his temp residency. Wife would be quicker but overall unnecessary.

Javelin Bee said:
My fav are the ripped, unmelted, slices of cold deli cheeze.
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My favorite is the corn tortillas when he's already on record stating he doesn't like them. Ralph is literally cornfed cattle now
Die For Me! said:
Ralph retorts however that he doesn't really like the CORN tortillas and prefers flour, meaning everywhere he goes he has to refuse CORN and state in broken spanish that he wants flour
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