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Followed by a string of 30 tweets explaining that Nazis often operate by demanding that people come down from the attic even when they don’t want to, and as someone who constantly faces death threats etc etc.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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He's a modern-day Anne Frank
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"Cracker"
"Honkey"
"Day glo"
"Pinkey"
"Pink-face"
It's like 40k, but in real life.
"In the grim darkie-ness of Somalia, there is no peace, no respite. There is only war."
Except that the Imperium of Man is more useful than the UN.
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So as the year comes to a close, Jake still hasn't moved out of his mom's house and continues ranting into the void. Here's hoping for a continuation of the bits with his family producing some content next year
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I believe there's some truth to it only because his cousin Samantha has mentioned growing up in poverty. During Jake's childhood, his mum and her sisters were all single parents so extended family probably did get homemade/low cost gifts. Jake is romanticising the whole "at least we have each other" thing, though and unable to understand that most people have created their own Christmas traditions by the time they're nearly 40.
The longest Googleshng in quite a while.
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"gross mockery of femininity by painting us all as big burly men wearing flowery dresses... mostly made up."
I swear, every tweet this dude writes needs to just be placed next to a photo of him and his gnome beard for context and that's really all the refutation needed. How someone has so little self-awareness is almost impressive.
I swear, every tweet this dude writes needs to just be placed next to a photo of him and his gnome beard for context and that's really all the refutation needed. How someone has so little self-awareness is almost impressive.
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I love how Jake remains convinced that the majority of trans women who've completed transition are indistinguishable from "regular women".
Of course he simultaneously maintains that "the definition of being a trans woman" is "a woman who people look at and mistake for a man".
Of course he simultaneously maintains that "the definition of being a trans woman" is "a woman who people look at and mistake for a man".
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So Jakey decided to join Arthur Chu in going after Brad Wardell today, because that's a completely normal action to do against someone who hasn't been relevant to your cause that hasn't been relevant in years, on behalf of someone who is, in and of themselves, irrelevant.
It's also really funny because Jake and Arthur both make perfectly clear why they're actually doing it:
One of the ironic things about this bit of Autism, aside from the fact that you have these assholes quite literally celebrating a company entering hard times, with bad implications for its staff (very progressive of you both, boys), is both's insistence on Wardell being fucking Satan, something that actually pre-dates GG by over a year. What you're about to read is an especially surreal bit of Jakeism, because it shows the fucking unfathomable degrees he will go to to attack someone who, by all accounts, has not had anything to do with him, Zoe Quinn, or anyone associated with either in almost four fucking years.
Most people who have taken a deeper glance at the Autism Holy War (and if you have, I am so sorry) will tell you about how Wardell was the victim of a sexual harassment hoax that many game journalists of the time had pre-emptively declared him guilty of - before his accuser's case was thrown out with prejudice, meaning she can never bring it up again. Wardell had to go through over a year of legal trouble to clear the case, and during this time faced constant, ongoing harassment - including a string of death threats that necessitated police involvement. When Wardell sided with GG, however, all of the Journos that had previously declared him guilty by default, including Ben Kuchera, immediately began to drum up literally every fucking thing they could in an effort to make him look like a fucking Batman villain. But it actually goes deeper than this.
The incident in question Jake brings up is, completely unsurprisingly to anyone with even the slightest understanding of Jake, a lie. The artist in question did, indeed, draw a comic about Quinn being the whore she is and giving head for better review scores. What he does not tell in the above is that Quinn tried to do everything possible to blacklist this artist, and when Wardell offered him a job, unaware of the comic, she predictably lost her fucking mind. You can look at the Crash Override Network Log Leaks or Crash Override Trello Leaks, and see, in real time, Quinn's clique try to find colorful new ways to fuck Wardell over, because proportionate response and these clowns is like phosphorous and water.
Wardell is not facing a merely facing a lawsuit, but instead what seems to be this bizarre mutation of the Alex Mauer maneuver. This thing is practically a coveree for our new Lolsuit board because holy shit, it has all the trappings of the Waid lawsuit.
Two former creators of Star Control, Paul Reiche III and Fred Ford, who you may recognize from the recent Spyro the Dragon remaster, have filed pre-emptive DMCA takedown notices with Valve and with GOG in a completely unprecedented move. They have done this while filing a lawsuit, declaring that the title "Star Control" belongs to them, despite them having no actual legal ownership of it. Accolade was the rights-holder, and Wardell pretty decisively purchased the IP back in 2013 and has been working on the fucking game for four years.
It doesn't end there. Paul Reiche III and Fred Ford have begun demanding the proceeds from all sales to the previous two Star Control games (which, again, they do not legally own, fucking Stardock, Wardell's company does). The games have been available for years, and the pair have been collecting royalties on the first two games since, and the pair has been waging a war of disparagement against Wardell and Stardock, using the Games Journalist docket as their own personal attack dogs, because even though GG died years ago, their entire network still hates Wardell with a passion well exceeding their ability to logically justify it, with Polygon in particular running hit-piece after hit-piece pre-emptively declaring Wardell guilty, proving once more that no matter how many rounds we put into this fucking carcass, it's going to continue to shamble forward in a grotesque parody of life.
Hype Break did a pretty in-depth review of this entire lolsuit and just what a shit-show it is:
Paul Reiche III and Fred Ford are currently attempting a 2 million dollar Gofundme to cover their legal expenses, because of fucking course they are. They are also suing Valve and GOG over them not getting the proceeds from the other Star Control games, despite, again, not owning the fucking rights, and only working on two of the fucking games.
That they are going to lose is a bygone conclusion: Stardock unimpeachably owns the fucking copyright to Star Control, and despite the claims of Reiche III and Ford, they do not own the fucking copyright. Jake and Arthur, meanwhile, as well as their circle of friends, are continuing to lend their support and offensives against Stardock, despite Quinn specifically telling them to fuck off ages ago, specifically because they want Wardell to suffer.
It's also really funny because Jake and Arthur both make perfectly clear why they're actually doing it:
One of the ironic things about this bit of Autism, aside from the fact that you have these assholes quite literally celebrating a company entering hard times, with bad implications for its staff (very progressive of you both, boys), is both's insistence on Wardell being fucking Satan, something that actually pre-dates GG by over a year. What you're about to read is an especially surreal bit of Jakeism, because it shows the fucking unfathomable degrees he will go to to attack someone who, by all accounts, has not had anything to do with him, Zoe Quinn, or anyone associated with either in almost four fucking years.
Most people who have taken a deeper glance at the Autism Holy War (and if you have, I am so sorry) will tell you about how Wardell was the victim of a sexual harassment hoax that many game journalists of the time had pre-emptively declared him guilty of - before his accuser's case was thrown out with prejudice, meaning she can never bring it up again. Wardell had to go through over a year of legal trouble to clear the case, and during this time faced constant, ongoing harassment - including a string of death threats that necessitated police involvement. When Wardell sided with GG, however, all of the Journos that had previously declared him guilty by default, including Ben Kuchera, immediately began to drum up literally every fucking thing they could in an effort to make him look like a fucking Batman villain. But it actually goes deeper than this.
The incident in question Jake brings up is, completely unsurprisingly to anyone with even the slightest understanding of Jake, a lie. The artist in question did, indeed, draw a comic about Quinn being the whore she is and giving head for better review scores. What he does not tell in the above is that Quinn tried to do everything possible to blacklist this artist, and when Wardell offered him a job, unaware of the comic, she predictably lost her fucking mind. You can look at the Crash Override Network Log Leaks or Crash Override Trello Leaks, and see, in real time, Quinn's clique try to find colorful new ways to fuck Wardell over, because proportionate response and these clowns is like phosphorous and water.
Wardell is not facing a merely facing a lawsuit, but instead what seems to be this bizarre mutation of the Alex Mauer maneuver. This thing is practically a coveree for our new Lolsuit board because holy shit, it has all the trappings of the Waid lawsuit.
Two former creators of Star Control, Paul Reiche III and Fred Ford, who you may recognize from the recent Spyro the Dragon remaster, have filed pre-emptive DMCA takedown notices with Valve and with GOG in a completely unprecedented move. They have done this while filing a lawsuit, declaring that the title "Star Control" belongs to them, despite them having no actual legal ownership of it. Accolade was the rights-holder, and Wardell pretty decisively purchased the IP back in 2013 and has been working on the fucking game for four years.
It doesn't end there. Paul Reiche III and Fred Ford have begun demanding the proceeds from all sales to the previous two Star Control games (which, again, they do not legally own, fucking Stardock, Wardell's company does). The games have been available for years, and the pair have been collecting royalties on the first two games since, and the pair has been waging a war of disparagement against Wardell and Stardock, using the Games Journalist docket as their own personal attack dogs, because even though GG died years ago, their entire network still hates Wardell with a passion well exceeding their ability to logically justify it, with Polygon in particular running hit-piece after hit-piece pre-emptively declaring Wardell guilty, proving once more that no matter how many rounds we put into this fucking carcass, it's going to continue to shamble forward in a grotesque parody of life.
Hype Break did a pretty in-depth review of this entire lolsuit and just what a shit-show it is:
Paul Reiche III and Fred Ford are currently attempting a 2 million dollar Gofundme to cover their legal expenses, because of fucking course they are. They are also suing Valve and GOG over them not getting the proceeds from the other Star Control games, despite, again, not owning the fucking rights, and only working on two of the fucking games.
That they are going to lose is a bygone conclusion: Stardock unimpeachably owns the fucking copyright to Star Control, and despite the claims of Reiche III and Ford, they do not own the fucking copyright. Jake and Arthur, meanwhile, as well as their circle of friends, are continuing to lend their support and offensives against Stardock, despite Quinn specifically telling them to fuck off ages ago, specifically because they want Wardell to suffer.
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Followed by "and they became fully indoctrinated neo-Nazi's", hm, I think I've found out why people don't want to be around you, Jake.
Wasn't it around this time last year he complained that relatives had stopped buying him Christmas gifts/toys? The man might not have a discernible dick but he's got some balls to expect things like that in his late 30's.
I thought they had an agreement that was both sensible and respected the wishes of the original duo. Stardock, owning the name/IP, could make their own game but they wouldn't use the aliens while Reiche and Ford could make their own Star Control game(possibly a sequel?) using the aliens. I don't know anything about the aliens but Reiche/Ford seems very fond of them, that they got to keep them was undeniably a nice gesture.
They're also(probably) tremendously wealthy, well beyond what Wardell might have, they created the toys-to-life mega-hit Skylanders that made billions so it's not like it's some tycoon stepping on the little guy even though that seems to be the angle when reading about it.
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Huh. "Zoe Quinn in a gang-bang" looks remarkably like 'Zoe Quinn blowing a guy'.
I want to say that Jake doing his usual lying and Jake not knowing what a gang-bang is are equally likely, but we know that's not true. He knows what a gang-bang is, he'd just deny it. Or use the Kurt Eichenwald defence - 'I was just looking up pictures to show Suicide Prevention Cat that gang-bangs are real!'
I want to say that Jake doing his usual lying and Jake not knowing what a gang-bang is are equally likely, but we know that's not true. He knows what a gang-bang is, he'd just deny it. Or use the Kurt Eichenwald defence - 'I was just looking up pictures to show Suicide Prevention Cat that gang-bangs are real!'
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He might refuse to look at the picture so as not to defile Quinn-sempais image, alternatively he's seen it many times and pretends otherwise by intentionally not getting the details right.
Jake being the sex-shy sperg that he is while getting in deeper with the loonier troons will be fun to watch, especially if he starts switching up his lingo to fit in.
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....Yet they needed to Crowdfund a defense of two million dollars and got forty-thousand dollars. And DMCA'd it using a DMCA notice, which, if you read it (it's available on Wardell's Twitter), does not specify which material is supposedly being infringed upon.
Youtube Law took at the case earlier, and there are a few quirks about the case. Definitely worth keeping an eye on, since really the only ones winning for certain are both sides' lawyers.
The pair also added GOG and Steam to the lawsuit. Make of that what you will.
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Except in his case he's somewhat right. Describing Jake this way would be mostly made up. He's a big man, but he's not burly (just FAT) and he doesn't wear flowery dresses.
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Yes, when that went up I really scratched my head, if they want to file a lawsuit they can certainly afford to pay for it themselves. They're not like the Coles who mortgaged their house to finish their kickstarter or anything like that. The strange thing is that the Star Control guys seem super nice and genuine yet this whole thing seems like Alex Mauer style deranged behavior.
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It's absolutely bizarre, to say the least.
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They learned from watching Zoe and other people do it. Why pay for things out of your own pocket when you can con others into paying it for you? It's not like any of these crowdfunding schemes have any sort of oversight. They're the 21st century version of the church collection plate, with the priest driving a Porsche.
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I wonder if he’s going to try to talk people around to accepting him as trans despite presenting as male. That’s how it comes across, as if he’s trying to suggest that an awful lot of trans women present as gender non-conforming (read: wear T-shirts and sweatpants and are bald) and so they shouldn’t be pushed into making the effort to look female, just give them the damn magic treatment that makes them look like hot women already!
Trouble is , there’s a big difference between “gender non-conforming” and “having a long beard.”
He sometimes denies too hard. He pretends that he has no idea what any of this stuff means, like recently when he acted like he’d never heard of Soha. So possibly he is lying.
Whatever the comic actually depicts, there is a 100% certainty that Jake has fapped to it.
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So I noticed Jake made a homonym error. For all his faults he usually gets his through/threw choice correct so now I’m envisioning him speech-to-texting his Googleshngs and for some reason it is SO FUNNY to me to imagine him furtively whispering this stuff into his ancient laptop. It would explain why they’re so damn long all the time! Also he doesn’t want Grandma to overhear how he REALLY feels... lol
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Ignoring the homonym his "I didn't come out to them so why did they cut me off" should be yet another clue to why him being 'a woman' might not be why people suddenly avoid him. If it's not because he's trans but they're suddenly indoctrinated neo-nazi's, who knows why they don't see eye to eye. He hasn't changed, they must have changed. :principal skinner thinking:
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Most LOLcows are LOlcows because they almost always share the same childish mindset of "I don't own it, it's not mine, but i'll act like it is anyway". They think that if they scream and stomp their feet enough, people will give in and give them what they want. I hope they meet and even exceed that $2 million, because that's just suckering money out of LOLcows into the pockets of the lawyers who convinced those idiots that they actually had any legal standing to do this.