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Are they actually retarded? Why in the world do they plan in building a barn out of free standing shipping containers with no ventilation, especially when the barns they have already built are unfinished and have exposed insulation and shit within reach of the animals? Also, why the fuck are their animals getting pregnant? Are they doing that on purpose, or are they too dumb to separate the males and the females?

You think these trannies know shit about shit? They started the troonicorn ranch based on their mutual love of sucking each other off, and their desire to evade the obligations and expectations of the real world, where they occasionally have to deal with people who won't put up with their tranny fetishist nonsense. If they let something silly like "reality" get in the way of their plans, they wouldn't be trannies.
 
Kevin's facade slipping more.

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He then proceeds to get pissed off at his orbiters.
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Aaaaaand then puts his mask back on.
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(He also got more toys if you give a fuck.)
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"Only been seven months."

For reference, here's a woman who had a leg amputation walking around no more than three months later.


Seven months for recovery is absurd. I can't think if any procedure with such a gigantic time to heal. Looking up the longest average recovery time for any procedure, it appears to be a total knee replacement, a complete reconstruction of the knee using artificial material. And what a surprise, it's still estimated to take, on average, six months, and only reaches nearly a year to heal if there's major complications.

The key to her success was probably that she didn't stick her dirty fingers in the wound or wrap it in a soiled diaper.
 
Kevin's facade slipping more.

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Something is deliciously ironic about him having the name "CumDumpster Kevin" while lamenting that he can barely fit an inch-wide dilator in his frankenhole, and knowing that he "doesn't do anal" (ew). That only leaves one hole left for dumping cum, and we can rule that because no one on God's green Earth would be able to achieve orgasm while looking at that face. So in what way is he a CumDumpster? Is he getting fucked in the ear and that's why he's such a cumbrain?
 
How much do you want to bet Am Hole hasn’t done any, or very little, dilating since his surgery and now he is facing the consequence, furiously trying to make up for all the lost months of neglecting it?

I know practically nothing about SRS but the one thing I’ve taken from reading troon threads is that strict regular dilation is absolutely required and this is the primary thing they are warned about before and after the surgery.
 
How much do you want to bet Am Hole hasn’t done any, or very little, dilating since his surgery and now he is facing the consequence, furiously trying to make up for all the lost months of neglecting it?

I know practically nothing about SRS but the one thing I’ve taken from reading troon threads is that strict regular dilation is absolutely required and this is the primary thing they are warned about before and after the surgery.
I think he was in too much pain to do it. It seems like he has really only tried to do it once the parts that were falling off were snipped. So, again, his surgeon blowing him off for months and letting the neovag fester and rot is probably why he will end up with no depth. And can you imagine, after the horror show this surgery has been, actually thinking of having a revision done? I mean, sure, it was totally fucked up this time, but I'm certain there won't be any complications if you give that surgeon a second chance. 🙄
 
Are they actually retarded? Why in the world do they plan in building a barn out of free standing shipping containers with no ventilation, especially when the barns they have already built are unfinished and have exposed insulation and shit within reach of the animals?
Because they have discovered that building barns is actually pretty hard to do, so now they're looking for a easier way. One of them probably saw one of those houses built out of shipping containers and decided that it looked easy enough, didn't do any research and just jumped straight into planning it.

Also, why the fuck are their animals getting pregnant? Are they doing that on purpose, or are they too dumb to separate the males and the females?
They probably only have one fenced area that can hold Alpacas and they're to lazy build another. Or maybe they just don't care.
 
Kev has just figured out that the magic sparkly unicorn girl orgasms he was promised as soon as his man cave healed up is never, ever going to happen. He's like a kid that has just discovered that Santa or the tooth fairy isn't real.

As a grown-up, you can only keep believing in Santa if you make your own alternate reality and buy yourself presents. Both of which Kevin excels at.


It's starting to look more and more like La Zorra 2: revenge of the containers.
Perhaps they can pick up the lone one dug-in in the desert.

How much do you want to bet Am Hole hasn’t done any, or very little, dilating since his surgery and now he is facing the consequence, furiously trying to make up for all the lost months of neglecting it?

Remember he suffered from dehiscence, I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to stretch the skin around a wound in this state. I'm not sure when it was declared healed.
 
What happened to his girlie orgasms that he had right after he was allowed to... touch the wound, I guess? I really am starting to wonder whether I imagined all his posts, but I also don't want to dig through his thread again just to refresh this terrible memory. And does he know that "being penetrated as deeply as possible" won't give him orgasms either?
 
What happened to his girlie orgasms that he had right after he was allowed to... touch the wound, I guess? I really am starting to wonder whether I imagined all his posts, but I also don't want to dig through his thread again just to refresh this terrible memory. And does he know that "being penetrated as deeply as possible" won't give him orgasms either?
No he doesn't know that. Kev has zero understanding of female genitals. He's gotten all of his information about women from porn. It's no wonder he is now deeply surprised to find just ramming something into a hole doesn't magically produce orgasms that leave you screaming in ecstasy. He hasn't yet figured out that those women in the pornos were just actors pretending for the cameras.

It's actually pretty hilarious to think that troons like Kev assumed that women have much better orgasms because they seem to be having much more fun than the dudes in those porno films. LOL. But these are the same people who treat Harry Potter like a religious text and think you can magically change your chromosomes by simple declaration, so gullible doesn't even begin to cover it.
 
And can you imagine, after the horror show this surgery has been, actually thinking of having a revision done? I mean, sure, it was totally fucked up this time, but I'm certain there won't be any complications if you give that surgeon a second chance.
Third time's the charm, remember?
And then May the 4th (revision surgery) be with you!
Finally, celebrate Cinco de Mayo, realize you're appropriating Mexican culture, and do penance by joining the 41% and pumping up those rookie numbers.
 
What happened to his girlie orgasms that he had right after he was allowed to... touch the wound, I guess? I really am starting to wonder whether I imagined all his posts, but I also don't want to dig through his thread again just to refresh this terrible memory. And does he know that "being penetrated as deeply as possible" won't give him orgasms either?
Now that you mention it, a twitter search for orgasm/cum reveals he rarely talks about having any. One mention today and there's one from mid May.
 
Now that you mention it, a twitter search for orgasm/cum reveals he rarely talks about having any. One mention today and there's one from mid May.
Yeah, well, I personally find talking about something I have never experienced and have no knowledge or concept of either quite hard.

Edit: the initial post might have cum in-'n-out poorly. I didn't mean to imply I'm KevKev.
 
Kevin is an abomination of a woman made of repurposed body parts and morally ambiguous untested surgical techniques.

I see why he came to the monsters defense.
Personally, I think "a perverted man doing a grotesque, insulting impression of a woman..." is a better description of what Kevin is.
 
I was a little curious about shipping container homes, and all I had to do was watch the first video I found to get a pretty good idea of how badly they will fail if they try this.

To make a container livable, it must be insulated (which means you still need wood frames and drywall), and must install plumbing, electrical, etc. making the space so it makes the space inside very narrow (for used, non-custom made containers). We've all seen how great the troon ranch is at ensuring everything is up to code.

Every modification made to the container weakens it structurally, so it must be reinforced with metal or brick.

If they're not stacked right on top of each other (on the corner posts), you have to reinforce them with very expensive steel beams, which Penny would absolutely need to use with his idea, if it would even work at all like that.

Obviously, they're very hot in summer and cold in winter, and are subject to mold and moisture from condensation. Black mold saga when? Will it be before or after someone dies of heat stroke or bad wiring?

Old containers could have carried toxic chemicals that could have leeched into them, and the paint used on the outside can contain carcinogens since it's meant to stand up to the sea, so he's basically setting people (and the animals) to die in toxic metal boxes.

If you're inland, the cost of transporting a shipping container to you is highly expensive vs. living in a coastal area. Nothing about this is cost-effective or sustainable, and it's not even good for the environment.

I hope they give it an honest try rather than going with more sensible options, honestly.

Edit: Don't make the animals live in them though. They don't deserve this.
 
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I liked that penny (Bonnie? They all blend together to me) just stacked 5 boxes like legos and acts like it’s a stroke of ingenuity. What an absolute moron.

Can you imagine the horror of living in an unfinished shipping container, getting baked from the outside by the summer sun, the bleating of alpacas and cooming troons coming from all around you as you asphyxiate to death?
 
This whole hair brained shipping container scheme just shows why the ranch will never, ever be financially solvent. I know troons are delusional, but you'd think they might have some understanding of basic finances. It's like you literally took a bunch of retarded teenagers and let them start their own business.

Did Penny ever sit down and come up with a business plan? Do they have a budget? Have they researched building codes? Do they even have a veterinarian for the alpacas? Do they get vaccinations for them? You cannot just wing running a ranch. You have to actually know what you are doing. I don't see any evidence that they do.
 
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