Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 39 9.1%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 51 11.9%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 70 16.4%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.6%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.7%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.6%
  • Total voters
    427
Great Dane said:
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https://twitter.com/Theeunknown23/status/1298711533275340800 https://archive.md/MHgVi
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Each time he @s someone on twitter that's an important or "important" figure I just have the strongest compulsion to post this image:

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Wooden Spoon said:
As I am sure you know, but to share it with everyone else, Cuckoo chicks will also push other eggs out of the nest, and literally eliminate any sort of competition. Lou pushes everyone out and away from his nest, I wonder if he dislikes his nephew so much because his nephew is taking resources that could be HIS?
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More than just pushing away his friends, he openly preys on the charity and compassion of strangers by pretending to urgently need financial assistance which he uses to sustain a decadent lifestyle based around ceaseless, empty consumption. Charitable people are very likely to become far less charitable when they discover that their acts of charity have been wasted on unnecessary luxury items for an obese sociopath who jerks off to cats.
 
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Wooden Spoon said:
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A tiger...? Look, I might not be a animal expert or anything, but this looks nothing like a Tiger. A mouse, or perhaps a deer. But a TIGER?

Fuck it, maybe it's a donkey. It would fit Lou more than anything else. Or maybe it is an elusive Snipe?
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Oh my fucking god I absolutely hate this. It's like every time we mock Lou for getting a shit commission he takes it as a challenge to waste money on an even worse one. Aside from the fact that that looks absolutely nothing like a lion, I am infuriated that the artist just threw up a mirror plane and then only drew half the face and head. The only thing conpletrly drawn out is the hair. I know it's a "symmetrical commission", but it makes the drawing look even cheaper, shoddier, more awkward, and doofier. Above all, it just looks lazy. I don't know about furfag anatomy, but it's also way too narrow and the spacing is all off (I blame the mirroring)

Also, the ears look like Shrek's

Edit: What the fuck is going on with the mouth, by the way? Is it smiling and are those light spots teeth, or is it the bottom of the snout? If it's the boyyom of the snout why tf is there a pointy ass chin way farther down? Whatever it is, it makes me uncomfortable
 
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Wooden Spoon said:
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A tiger...? Look, I might not be a animal expert or anything, but this looks nothing like a Tiger. A mouse, or perhaps a deer. But a TIGER?

Fuck it, maybe it's a donkey. It would fit Lou more than anything else. Or maybe it is an elusive Snipe?
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I was born with crossed eyes. I underwent four eye surgeries before I was a year old to cosmetically correct my eyes (I still don't have true binocular vision). This recent artistic trend of cutesy cartoon strabismus fucking triggers me.
 
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Not to white-knight the artist or anything, but I really can't blame them very much for the questionable quality of Lou's commission. After all, Lou only paid them $5 for the picture, so I think it's fair to say he got what he paid for; a quick slapped-together attempt at a headshot.

I'm no artist myself, but I'd assume that for most of the ones who take furry commissions, the more expensive the commission was, the more effort I'd put into it.
 
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Pinball 2000 said:
Not to white-knight the artist or anything, but I really can't blame them very much for the questionable quality of Lou's commission. After all, Lou only paid them $5 for the picture, so I think it's fair to say he got what he paid for; a quick slapped-together attempt at a headshot.

I'm no artist myself, but I'd assume that for most of the ones who take furry commissions, the more expensive the commission was, the more effort I'd put into it.
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That's fair, but I'm of the opinion that it's a bad idea for an artist to offer something of an intentionally poor quality for a cheap price in order to make a quick buck. My reasoning is this: when the person you drew it for shows off the commission, they aren't likely to always put the price next to it every time they post it. That means that the low level of quality then becomes associated with the artist's name, because that's what people are seeing, and most people wouldn't consider the circumstances of that piece. Additionally, since low effort pieces take less time, the artist then has a larger footprint of poor quality work as opposed to what is truly representative of their skill. That's why most artists charge per foundational tier (sketch, lineart, color, etc.) as opposed to just charging "per effort" like in this case. Reputation is really importsnt to artists, so offering shoddy work for cheap seems like a bad plan in the long run imo
 
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Oh my fucking god I absolutely hate this. It's like every time we mock Lou for getting a shit commission he takes it as a challenge to waste money on an even worse one. Aside from the fact that that looks absolutely nothing like a lion, I am infuriated that the artist just threw up a mirror plane and then only drew half the face and head. The only thing conpletrly drawn out is the hair. I know it's a "symmetrical commission", but it makes the drawing look even cheaper, shoddier, more awkward, and doofier. Above all, it just looks lazy. I don't know about furfag anatomy, but it's also way too narrow and the spacing is all off (I blame the mirroring)

Also, the ears look like Shrek's

Edit: What the fuck is going on with the mouth, by the way? Is it smiling and are those light spots teeth, or is it the bottom of the snout? If it's the boyyom of the snout why tf is there a pointy ass chin way farther down? Whatever it is, it makes me uncomfortable
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The Shrek ears are appropriate since Louie is a fat, disgusting ogre with a small brain.
 
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The Dude said:
The Shrek ears are appropriate since Louie is a fat, disgusting ogre with a small brain.
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Cunt don’t you fucking dare be insulting my man Shrek like that. Shrek is a hard working and wholesome family man.

Lou is a Farquad, a repulsive and petulant dick that lives opulently at the expense of everybody else and gets violently angry when his ego isn’t stroked.
 
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Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
Cunt don’t you fucking dare be insulting my man Shrek like that. Shrek is a hard working and wholesome family man.

Lou is a Farquad, a repulsive and petulant dick that lives opulently at the expense of everybody else and gets violently angry when his ego isn’t stroked.
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Oh, I agree. Which is why I said "ogre" and not "like Shrek". Shrek has his rough parts, but is a good person inside. But most ogres aren't.
 
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Lurk said:
Uber feminist and strong, powerful woman Lou Gags doubles down on his misogynist slurs
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Lou lectures Mike Pence about lying (how is your 'dead' mother doing Louis?)
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Jane makes an accurate assessment of Louie and gives him good advice. Louie, like he does any time he receives good advice, chooses to ignore the advice and instead starts flinging shit around like an Autistic chimp.
 
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Lurk said:
Uber feminist and strong, powerful woman Lou Gags doubles down on his misogynist slurs
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Lou lectures Mike Pence about lying (how is your 'dead' mother doing Louis?)
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Good god, that's unprecedented levels of edge. How can he think saying this in a public space is acceptable, especially when his name and face are attached to it?

Granted, I'm more upset that I need to now figure out how to edit "is a misogynist" into an OP that's already at the text limit.
 
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_01 said:
Good god, that's unprecedented levels of edge. How can he think saying this in a public space is acceptable, especially when his name and face are attached to it?

Granted, I'm more upset that I need to now figure out how to edit "is a misogynist" into an OP that's already at the text limit.
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Could probably trim at least one of those aliases, to be fair, he doesn't even use many of them.
 
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Pinball 2000 said:
Not to white-knight the artist or anything, but I really can't blame them very much for the questionable quality of Lou's commission. After all, Lou only paid them $5 for the picture, so I think it's fair to say he got what he paid for; a quick slapped-together attempt at a headshot.

I'm no artist myself, but I'd assume that for most of the ones who take furry commissions, the more expensive the commission was, the more effort I'd put into it.
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Those a Jerry's ears from Tom and Jerry.
 
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