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Well Phil did steal medical records from a cancer patient
03/05 - Trouble in paradise - In which our protagonist begins to suspect Toren might not be all that.
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Well Phil did steal medical records from a cancer patient
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That was weird. I'm STILL trying to figure out how he managed to pull that off.
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Those aren't your alters saying Vikki will leave. That's your gut instinct, and you should listen to it.
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Stole them as screen grabs on a crowd funding medical expenses page
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Well that's failed him spectacularly pretty frequently up to this point in his life, vast though his source of a gut instinct may be
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Well if Phil didn't latch onto every piece of shit map and useless object he owned he could easily live off a backpack and make his bike a 'mobile home'.
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The nameless spud is gonna have to merge with all his alters if he ever wants to become powerful enough to confront his transcendent masculinity atop the fortress of autism
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A cancer patient who was also a child.
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He basically was doing that.
Really Phil's best bet is to get another storage unit and live in it.
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Two leeches sucking off the end of the other, like an all-black yin-yang. I really wish they'd stay together; their relationship acts as a containment unit of sorts.
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Didn't Torren just post that he got fucked in the bathroom by some "hot guy" like a day ago? Phils ok with this? I get the Phil says he's asexual but do they have an open relationship?
In the past three or four months, torren has posted things like needing a new place, he's made some lewd implications about wanting to be a porn star, and now he's straight up admitting to cheating on Phil. Of course Phil is concerned. Literally anyone would suspect their partner under these circumstances.
In the past three or four months, torren has posted things like needing a new place, he's made some lewd implications about wanting to be a porn star, and now he's straight up admitting to cheating on Phil. Of course Phil is concerned. Literally anyone would suspect their partner under these circumstances.
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It's hard to buy that he's asexual when he's begging Toren to drive an AMC Gremlin straight up his asshole.
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Having an "open relationship" is basically a requirement in social justice circles now.
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Which basically translates to 'I have the right at any time to ignore our supposed bonds in favor of seeking my own pleasure, regardless of any potential emotional pain it might bring to you in the process'.
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A broken clock is right twice a day.
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Poor Choices
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It is easier to steal things from children after all.
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Interesting that he waits until Slingblade is a long way away to post this. Also interesting that rather than just say, "I'm worried," he chooses to say, "My imaginary friends are worried, but the one I actually listen to says it's okay."
What's going to happen is that Slingblade will come back from his California Cock Cruise and talk Phil around again. Toren is no genius, but he's a seasoned con artist. Phil, meanwhile, is an idiot who thinks he's a genius - he's the perfect prey. Then as soon as Toren finds another hideous mentally deranged tranny to leech off, he'll run off, leaving only a crate of empty bottles and a string of over-dramatic Twitter posts.
What's going to happen is that Slingblade will come back from his California Cock Cruise and talk Phil around again. Toren is no genius, but he's a seasoned con artist. Phil, meanwhile, is an idiot who thinks he's a genius - he's the perfect prey. Then as soon as Toren finds another hideous mentally deranged tranny to leech off, he'll run off, leaving only a crate of empty bottles and a string of over-dramatic Twitter posts.
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When they split are they diving up his garbage evenly?