03/05 - Trouble in paradise - In which our protagonist begins to suspect Toren might not be all that.

[auroraboreanaz]

@auroraboreanaz - Has anyone other than Toren commented on these?

Nope, not even a like from anyone else, except for this post.

Does anyone else find it deeply hilarious that they seem to think if you say the name of the board or spell it correctly that it will apparently summon us like the demons from Potatohead's ouiji board?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Does anyone else find it deeply hilarious that they seem to think if you say the name of the board or spell it correctly that it will apparently summon us like the demons from Potatohead's ouiji board?

Yeah, we went from some elite Blade Runner team to a malevolent supernatural entity.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Counterpoint:

Spoiler

 

[Bassomatic]

We all knew this was gonna happen. But it just feels so good when it does. In wonder in phils brain if he knew he was gonna be home less again or he's not able to see that.

Toren really showed he's legit worse than phil.

 

[Jaimas]

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What gave it away? Blowing your rent money on depressing attempts at getting laid at America's Next Top Tranny Awards, or was it that your sex life apparently consists of chaining you to the radiator while he sits in the other room wondering if this is finally the lowest point in his life and if there's enough vodka in Portland to dull the sensation of every sense being attacked in that apartment?

Even better is the group therapy headmate session. I have to imagine it looks like Gollum and Smeagol talking to each other, only more stench and lisping.

Didn't one of his headmates kill one of his other headmates?

That's like your imaginary friend punching your inner child and blaming your superego.

 

[Ravenor]

I remember that when Phil got the apartment only couple of days later he announced Toren was moving in. Could this have been arranged beforehand and Phil puled the trigger on the apartment because he thought Toren would pay half of it?

That was the arrangement they had, Phils the only one dumb enough to sign the contract however, but slingblade was the "Driving force".

Report Phil for having other people living there named Xochi and whatever other alters he has.

Funny you should mention reports....

That was weird. I'm STILL trying to figure out how he managed to pull that off.

Stole them as screen grabs on a crowd funding medical expenses page

Yea but he didn't do it on his own, I've narrowed down my list of suspects to what asspatter helped him find them in the first place because Phil hasn't got a clue as to what he's been looking for (I'd also like to point out that I've had assistance reading the results from a NHS Phlebotomist I'm friends with, and they have indeed confirmed they are consistent with the results for a juvenile with cancer, but they are from two possibly three patients).

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Phil gets any more worked up like this and the Ford Troon Victoria is going to walk right into a rainbow-painted baseball bat when he comes home.

 

[MMX]

I'd also like to point out that I've had assistance reading the results from a NHS Phlebotomist I'm friends with, and they have indeed confirmed they are consistent with the results for a juvenile with cancer, but they are from two possibly three patients).

Im not telling you anything you don't already know but just making others aware
When Phil dropped his fake case notes and his fake referrals I dropped them into a paediatric oncologists inbox for an opinion, they quick to debunk Phil's claims and were very interested to know why he would be on late stage cancer meds.
Anything Phil posts I pass on and share the feedback with @Ravenor

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Didn't one of his headmates kill one of his other headmates?

That's like your imaginary friend punching your inner child and blaming your superego.

I thought the other headmates just found that one dead and Xochi decided murder was possible but not the only answer.

Personally though I love the idea Phil's head actually goes by Highlander rules.

 

[Ravenor]

I knowing telling you anything you don't already know but just making others aware
When Phil dropped his fake case notes and his fake referrals I dropped them into a paediatric oncologists inbox for an opinion, they quick to debunk Phil's claims and were very interested to know why he would be on late stage cancer meds.
Anything Phil posts I pass on and share the feedback with @Ravenor

^ This, however I would also like to point out I shared this with my guy because he's got a morbid fascination with medical fakers and Phil's case perplexes him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I thought the other headmates just found that one dead and Xochi decided murder was possible but not the only answer.

Personally though I love the idea Phil's head actually goes by Highlander rules.

I look forward to the day when Slingblade calls for Izzy and gets the reply, "No... not Izzy... now there is only Jingles!"

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Take your bets folks.

~ Phil changes the locks while Toren is cruising for cock in LA
~ Phil and Toren both get kicked out of the apartment
~ Tranny murder suicide.
~ Phi shits himself and does nothing while Toren drinks vodka.

I think it will happen in this order

~ Phi shits himself and does nothing while Toren drinks vodka.
~ Phil changes the locks while Toren is cruising for cock in LA
~ Phil and Toren both get kicked out of the apartment
~ Tranny murder suicide.

You guys are way too fucking optimistic. Since when has Phil ever been proactive about anything other than begging for money?

They're both going to swirl around each other until something happens that can be exploited for asspats and sympathy bucks. Neither one of these sad sacks of shit do anything unless there's a angle for them to be the victim. Their lives are meaningless without drama. They farm for asspats the same way people here farm for lolcow milk.

This hasn't escalated nearly enough for either one of them to pull the pin on the drama grenade yet.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Nope, not even a like from anyone else, except for this post.
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Does anyone else find it deeply hilarious that they seem to think if you say the name of the board or spell it correctly that it will apparently summon us like the demons from Potatohead's ouiji board?

I know, right? It's like the autistic equivalent saying Candlejack or some shi


Also re: Toren "liquifying keewee genitals," I find mine to dry up instantaneously when I see his smug incestuous Russian grandma gay gypsy-pirate on chemo face.

Funny you should mention reports....

Oh God @Ravenor what did you do

 

[Taily Puff]

This hasn't escalated nearly enough for either one of them to pull the pin on the drama grenade yet.

I completely agree with your take except for one thing. They're both crazy stupid obnoxious tranny assholes. So any course of action from a normal relationship means nothing, because it's going to be replaced with some flavor of insanity that only makes sense to tumblr trannies.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I completely agree with your take except for one thing. They're both crazy stupid obnoxious tranny assholes. So any course of action from a normal relationship means nothing, because it's going to be replaced with some flavor of insanity that only makes sense to tumblr trannies.

Maybe. But neither one of them are positioned to do anything that we know of that wouldn't cause them to actually have to get off their ass and fend for themselve, something we all know neither of them can actually do.

Phil needs Slingblade to keep the apartment.
Slingblade still needs Phil until he can find a new person to leach off of.

 

[Ravenor]

Oh God @Ravenor what did you do

Oh you'll find out.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I look forward to the day when Slingblade calls for Izzy and gets the reply, "No... not Izzy... now there is only Jingles!"

ONE ALTER TO RULE THEM ALL! :') #Jingles2017

 

[A-tistic]

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Hehe... "comeuppance"...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This hasn't escalated nearly enough for either one of them to pull the pin on the drama grenade yet.

It looked like it was getting there, what with Toren calling Phil out on being a honky. Mind you, Toren's Cock Quest may have given them both time to calm down.

ALSO: Moar liek "trouble in parasites" amirite

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Does anyone else find it deeply hilarious that they seem to think if you say the name of the board or spell it correctly that it will apparently summon us like the demons from Potatohead's ouiji board?

Dude, shut up. My genitals are starting to liquefy.