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Well, they're both obviously retarded, so neither party can be held responsible. Isn't that a bitch.
03/05 - Trouble in paradise - In which our protagonist begins to suspect Toren might not be all that.
- Thread starter auroraboreanaz
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Put me down for Toren, I always bet on the veteran.
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Just let Toren go Phil...
You'll always have your bike
You'll always have your bike
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I wonder who will win the custody to their "daughter".Just let Toren go Phil...
You'll always have your bike
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Since Toren bothered to respond I take it the quest to find a new person to mooch off of isn't going too well. Can't burn the Phil bridge yet.
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Can this be added as a poll to the top of the post?
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We should be applauding torren. Watching these two walrus share a rock has spawned the thread on torren (very entertaining) and the knowledge that philthy is being taken advantage of much like he has everyone else for years (also very entetaining).
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You can guarantee Toren's doing his damndest to find a sugar daddy while he's in Cali, though. Unlike the rest of them, Toren is perfectly happy to move across country to mooch off someone new so he has more options than cows who insist they can't relocate.
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~ They have a fight where no one it too badly hurt, but neighbors call the police and at least one of them is held overnight. The whole thing gets elaborated upon and turned into a bad legend on Facebook, with more gimmes.
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Holy shit, this is amazing. I guess it took Toren getting drunkenly screwed by randos for dumbass Phil to get the picture. If Toren can find any other troon to take him in, I really doubt he'll ever return to the spudcave.
Do you guys have links for that? I missed on all the current Phill shenanigans
They treat their bike as a daughter?
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This is delicious. Phil was warned about Toren even before Toren moved in, but was so sure he could exploit Toren's ability to scare up pizza funds that he ignored not only those warnings but all the things Toren did after moving in which made it clear that Toren was only interested in looking after Toren.
Seeing Phil get outplayed at his own game is hilarious.
Seeing Phil get outplayed at his own game is hilarious.
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Do you guys have links for that? I missed on all the current Phill shenanigans
They treat their bike as a daughter?
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-23-16-one-of-phils-head-mates-dies.25251/
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It's fun to watch Phil be the dupe getting fucked over for a change, but it doesn't make Toren any less of an absolutely worthless piece of shit.
Imagine this. Phil is so repulsive and disgusting that a part of his mind crawled off and killed itself just to get out of that skull.
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As long as its one of the ones that allows us to choose more than one.
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Wait, wait, wait... Their WHAT? I must have missed that. Did they try to adopt something (like a stray cat) when Kiwi Farms was down..?
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It's only a matter of time before torren finds a better mark.
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I mean the bike. Phil refers to it as "their daughter" Maria José Araujo Valimir.Wait, wait, wait... Their WHAT? I must have missed that. Did they try to adopt something (like a stray cat) when Kiwi Farms was down..?
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Toren won't leave till he has a definite place to go. Which I'm pretty sure he's been looking for at the snipdick porno awards.
Of course, with Toren looking like someone's russian grandma at best, that might be easier said than done. So Toren posts to pacify the potato while probably still trying to find a place to mooch that doesn't smell like feet, feces and failure.
Of course, with Toren looking like someone's russian grandma at best, that might be easier said than done. So Toren posts to pacify the potato while probably still trying to find a place to mooch that doesn't smell like feet, feces and failure.
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I was hoping the housing situation would last a bit longer than this... It was interesting to see ADF's bizarre nesting habits. I guess we'll see if the housing situation ends up abandoned like the cell phone bill and a new name change.
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Ehhh, does it count as evil if it's Phil?
He's an easy mark. Toren isn't so much taking advantage as this is a shitty person preying on a shittier one.