06/16- Chris reminisces about Bob - Turns it into CPU goddess shit

Chris digresses a lot. He should probably stop doing that.

Lol at "my dad changed fur colour because I'm too lazy to draw the original". Chandler love for you.
Chris is a self-impressed, lazy manbaby. Everything's gotta circle back to him in some way.
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Lol at "my dad changed fur colour because I'm too lazy to draw the original". Chandler love for you.

The imbecile probably doesn't even remember, but not that long ago when BLARMS and dimension merge bullshit intertwined, he argued that retcons did hurt, and badly, the retconned character on our sister, faggotier dimension.

But hey, the original design takes him like...a minute longer to doodle.

I love that he is so transparent about it. He is lazy even to come up with excuses for being a fucking slob.
 
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So we've basically deduced that Barb is an autism factory?

It would seem so. That's what being a drunk and possible drug addict skank tends to do. Though I'm not sure on the skank part, did any one ever verify that drunk barb thing where she was all over some guy and..Chris was recording it or some thing?

I remember reading about it, possibly seeing some screen caps.
 
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I have nothing ill to say about CWC. His father seemed like a right fellow, and for all his faults, managed to raise a son* who respects him.

*In a manner of speaking.
Bob was the least shitty of the Chandlers, but that's like being the tallest midget.

He was no saint himself. His shitty parenting and coddling helped create Chris. He never struck a work ethic in Chris and instead got him a tugboat. He also wanted to sue a Chinese restaurant because he thought they gave Barb colitis (colitis doesn't work that way). He had several estranged children who probably wanted nothing to do with him for a reason.
 
I sometimes think Chris over exaggerate Bob’s position over at General Electric and Western Electric. Just because you can get one or two things patented, doesn’t make you a grade-A engineer. When Chris had that meeting with Emily (before @Marvin “took” her away), Chris talked about how Bob invented some of the circuitry in a plastic bottling machine. I wonder if Chris is aware that even if Bob didn’t work on it, either a different engineer or the Japanese would’ve invented it in anyways.
 
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Thank god the merger is all in OPL's head.
 
A memorial, a memorial done by a woman and a memorial done by Chris. You know the meme picture. This makes me even more sad today.
 
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