06/16- Chris reminisces about Bob - Turns it into CPU goddess shit

Muscle Bra said:
What a downward spiral for ol' Bob.

He traveled the world, got a college degree, got a couple of patents, fathered some successful kids, knocked up a drunk redneck secretary, fathered an autistic sped, became the Internet Lumberjack, died in a filthy house covered with bug bites, and is now memorialized immortalized as a plaid-wearing, hedgehog-beaver-Pokemon OC monstrosity conceived of in one of his troon son's fever dreams.

Edited: because I'm a grammar sperg
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Life can take some strange turns.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I'm just trying to protect everyone from the cursed tapes. Anyone who watches it will die in seven days and sent to Chris' OC world.
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That is a genuinely terrifying thought.

Anyone ever read Stephen King's The Regulators? That was about an autistic kid who becomes possessed by a demon that manifests his inner world onto the suburban neighborhood he lives in, resulting in the area turning into a warped old west cowboy type environment and deadly cartoon characters manifesting to kill people.

Imagine that.... but with Chris Chan.
 
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Yah I really hope people don't go and dig up recordings of when Chris was truly feeling anguish his father died, to make fun of him.

I mean he didn't fully understand it then, he doesn't grasp it now. That's fucking low if some one did it to almost any one. I think those should be laid to rest unless Chris brings them up. If he wants to discuss how it felt..well that is on Chris.

God thinking of losing a parent is hard enough, going through it would be hell. Even I'd feel sorry for Chris if people trolled him with such recordings.
 
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Guardsman42 said:
Yah I really hope people don't go and dig up recordings of when Chris was truly feeling anguish his father died, to make fun of him.

I mean he didn't fully understand it then, he doesn't grasp it now. That's fucking low if some one did it to almost any one. I think those should be laid to rest unless Chris brings them up. If he wants to discuss how it felt..well that is on Chris.

God thinking of losing a parent is hard enough, going through it would be hell. Even I'd feel sorry for Chris if people trolled him with such recordings.
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Oh yeah, that'd absolutely be crossing a line.

What at all would be funny about him simply crying over the loss of his father? That's completely normal, it's when Chris acts abnormal is when it's funny.
 
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Guardsman42 said:
Yah I really hope people don't go and dig up recordings of when Chris was truly feeling anguish his father died, to make fun of him.

I mean he didn't fully understand it then, he doesn't grasp it now. That's fucking low if some one did it to almost any one. I think those should be laid to rest unless Chris brings them up. If he wants to discuss how it felt..well that is on Chris.

God thinking of losing a parent is hard enough, going through it would be hell. Even I'd feel sorry for Chris if people trolled him with such recordings.
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I laugh a lot about Chris and his mishaps, but that would be a bridge too far for me. Must have been a sick fuck who wanted him to record it.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Again, I repeat, why do you want to watch Chris suffering just to watch?

I like my kicks but this is asinine.
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I assume the people asking for those videos are fucksticks and wankers honestly.

They're trying to be 'cool' about Chris-chan but I don't really k
Ghostbeater said:
I laugh a lot about Chris and his mishaps, but that would be a bridge too far for me. Must have been a sick fuck who wanted him to record it.
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I can't even think of what troll was that fucked up to make Chris do it.

Can any one even confirm a troll made him do it? If Chris just did it..I'm not sure how to feel about it. Clearly if he did it on his own, at the time he was truly reaching out for some one to help him. I almost feel like Christorians dropped the ball there then. That would have likely been the last time Chris was sane enough to understand he needed help.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
I think the Chandler’s life can be the same as most failing families in America.
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Honestly it makes me think of every episode of Hoarders. Barbara even has the exact same body type and accent as most of those women.
 
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The Dude said:
Poor Bob...even in death he can't escape his stupid bumblefuck son being an absolute embarrassment. He's probably spinning in his grave at speeds that rival the Large Hadron Collider.

Leave your father alone, Chris! He's suffered enough!
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Chris just can't let the dead rest, whether you're a beagle Spitz mix dog or an old man who died in filthy conditions after being hospitalized covered in big bites.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Chris just can't let the dead rest, whether you're a beagle Spitz mix dog or an old man who died in filthy conditions after being hospitalized covered in big bites.
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He can't even let celebrities like Stan Lee or the relatives of Twitter randos rest in death. He just flounces right in to sperg about Toon Town dimensions and OCs and ponies and generally acting like a clueless and insensitive bumblefuck to indulge his idiotic delusions, and with absolutely no regard for the feelings of others. So much for being more "empathetic" about others.
 
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The Dude said:
He can't even let celebrities like Stan Lee or the relatives of Twitter randos rest in death. He just flounces right in to sperg about Toon Town dimensions and OCs and ponies and generally acting like a clueless and insensitive bumblefuck to indulge his idiotic delusions, and with absolutely no regard for the feelings of others. So much for being more "empathetic" about others.
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The Stan lee thing still fucking pisses me off.

Chris-Chan claims to adore comic books, promptly shits all over Stan Lee. At least he didn't defile Gygax in the mix. <Yet..>
 
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Guardsman42 said:
The Stan lee thing still fucking pisses me off.

Chris-Chan claims to adore comic books, promptly shits all over Stan Lee. At least he didn't defile Gygax in the mix. <Yet..>
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I think you're safe there. I'm fairly positive that the only thing Chris knows about Dungeons and Dragons is that cartoon from the 80s.
 
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