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Chris has this smug, ego driven bullshit going on.
LGBT 06-28-17 Chris's Mega Stone
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Chris has this smug, ego driven bullshit going on.
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He wore his high school cap and gown to a college graduation. Something was very shady about this. He gets banned for a time for threatening MLW, turns in grade school scribbling for CADD classes, and somehow walks out of that place with a CADD degree. I want to see his transcript, because it doesn't add up. PVCC has to have printed up a certificate just to placate Borb and get Tards Fartington out of their hair once and for all. But of course he shows up to the ceremony and acts like they're all there to see him. Just go home and watch your VHS of Goodburger, fuckwit.
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That's totally it. Colleges (especially community colleges like PVCC) sometimes accept tards who don't have any chance of graduating on their own merits. They pass em through to make the tards and their parents feel less like failures (even though they are) while fully aware the tard won't be able to hold a job. Plus, the college gets tuition from the parents.
I think maybe at first some of Chris' professors might have tried to treat him like a normal person, but after seeing his work output and how he behaved on campus (MLW, attraction signs, etc.) they gave up and just wanted him out the door.
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I also always thought those photos looked like an autistic Heisman Trophy pose.
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He needs more sun. He's paler than my german arse.Don't be a hater. Honor roll, balloon, and a college degree, not bad for autism!
You wish this was you. Wait until they see me at the Pokemon tourny!
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This photo really accentuates the smug "gibs me attention" facial expression.I also always thought those photos looked like an autistic Heisman Trophy pose.
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It took him 5 years to get a 2 year degree, so there was money at play. If his parents had not payed, he probably would have gotten kicked out for good, but he was the Golden Tard that kept coughing up money.
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This makes me wonder, how many times, if any, has Chris been to the beach? People ask if Chris has flown, but I don't think I've heard this question come up.
There's some very nice beaches in Virginia.
Has Chris ever been camping?
There's a lot in life that I suspect Chris has never indulged in.
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Don't be a hater. Honor roll, balloon, and a college degree, not bad for autism!
You wish this was you. Wait until they see me at the Pokemon tourny!
Only Chris can make a college graduation look like a kindergarten party. Not only for the balloon (and fucking Sonichu medallion), even the white thingy on his chest looks like a bib on him.
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Normally the eyes are drawn to the face(s), but I just noticed his right hand at the bottom, he was actually striking a pose?
And by the looks of it apparently a very effeminate one.
(Imagin-o-vision)
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When in doubt, faggotry out. That's always been Chris' motto about life.
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I'm sure he doesn't know how to swim!
That's his honor roll stole from high school!
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At least he's ignorant of alot of things that he's never going to do.
Of all the things that Chris does or doesn't do the only thing that still makes me feel bad for him is that his entire life is going to be spent in front of a playstation.
(or homeless of course, post Barb)
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Don't worry, all that fat will keep him buoyant anyway.
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Honestly I had no idea what this was until I looked it up. I shouldn't be surprised, though part of me was expecting it to be some actual bit of kitsch that he bought off Etsy or something. Frankly, I'm kind of glad to have the old Chris back. Well, sort of. I miss the weird autistic goofball who thought he was a Pokemon master irl. Certainly much more entertaining than the whole trans whatever crap.
Could it just be that the first one he saw represented in game or online happened to be that particular colour? Autists tend to like consistency and once they get something in their head, that's what they go with. Then again. I'm just speculating here. Chris is an idiot so who knows.
Well to be honest the SJW crowd seems inclined to give people a pass if they claim to be trans, neurodivergent, etc. I think Chris is safe here. I mean, have you seen the stuff about Phil? There's literally a fat white kid who claims to be a translatinx homeless anarchist. And other troons still associate with him and give him money. Chris seems absolutely normal in comparison.
Could it just be that the first one he saw represented in game or online happened to be that particular colour? Autists tend to like consistency and once they get something in their head, that's what they go with. Then again. I'm just speculating here. Chris is an idiot so who knows.
Well to be honest the SJW crowd seems inclined to give people a pass if they claim to be trans, neurodivergent, etc. I think Chris is safe here. I mean, have you seen the stuff about Phil? There's literally a fat white kid who claims to be a translatinx homeless anarchist. And other troons still associate with him and give him money. Chris seems absolutely normal in comparison.
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It just seemed a little down to me thinking his parents may never have taken him to a beach, a pool or some water park in his life.
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I think Chris is trying to retreat back into his classic Chris ways to feel more comfortable. He peaked in high school, but '07 was probably the most comfortable year in his life. Subconsciously, he's trying to return to then, with the old shirt, the medallion, the Sonichu comics, and all. But he wants another try, so he's still a troon.
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