Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

[Jack Awful]

Here's a supercut of Ralph's rant about Mr. Vickers filing a restraining order against him.

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"Josh made accusations about the head of lolcow . org" what's going on with that?

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

I've been lurking in this thread for a bit and DEAR GOD. Honestly, from what I've read, It's either Grandpappy Vickers or the Adoption Centre if were gonna even remotely expect this kid to have a good life. Faith is an irresponsible whore and Ralph is a dogshit groomerdaddy who's prolly gonna starve the baby to death whilst being mad at the internet.

Either way, this kid is NOT in a good situation, and we need him to go somewhere safe and caring BEFORE he starts forming memories.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Your first 2 names are always first names, so if your last name is also a first name you're fucked.

Michael Jeffrey Jordan isn't a wigger.

My surname is also a first name. Half the time I get people calling me by my surname.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

You fucked her without a condom just be a deadbeat dad, Fuck, you don't even have to be a Dad just ditch the kid. You said it your self your audience doesn't give a fuck what you do. Your audience will look past you being a non-savior of the white race and you can have your 1k viewers on odyssy back. Give up the child to Molok you fat fuck and he will give you your 1k viewers back. You weren't meant to be a dad in this life maybe your next life but not this one Ralph. Just keep fucking Pantsu and make sure she keeps taking birth control.

 

[MeltyTW]

You said it your self your audience doesn't give a fuck what you do. Your audience will look past you being a non-savior of the white race

Yeah but not even ralph cares what they think, the truth is kiwi is a massive meeting of the ways of alot of the spheres ralph is trying to gift in and that's why it burns his back gunt so much that we find him an amusing little man let.

Bad news guys my tarot spread was the king of cups becoming closer to the sun card after judgement, the sun further clarified by the queen of cups and the seven of swords (thief) , it's over ralph is going to kidnap the guntling

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

Yeah but not even ralph cares what they think, the truth is kiwi is a massive meeting of the ways of alot of the spheres ralph is trying to gift in and that's why it burns his back gunt so much that we find him an amusing little man let.

Bad news guys my tarot spread was the king of cups becoming closer to the sun card after judgement, the sun further clarified by the queen of cups and the seven of swords (thief) , it's over ralph is going to kidnap the guntling

We'll have to see. Sometimes, that woo does, in fact, come true.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph should just apologize and work something out.

Ralph should just kill himself.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You still winning, Ralph?

 

[DragoonSierra]

I can't imagine that a lawyer from California would touch Ralph's case without a high premium up front. Imagine living in the most liberal state in the country and having the walking personification of racist Trump supporter redneck walking into your office and, stinking of cheap whiskey, asks to hire you because he knocked up a girl half his age and he wants to take the baby out of California. Whole thing will be a shitshow.

Imagine thinking lawyers have standards. They would look at Ralph as a dumb walking paycheck

The retainer on a midrange

I think based on Ralphs whiskey choices you may be overestimating what Ralph is willing/going to be able to pay for.

Also its a restraining order hes fighting not for custody

 

[jell0]

Here's a supercut of Ralph's rant about Mr. Vickers filing a restraining order against him.

Wow, It's like he's dead already. The body just hasn't caught up to the stank and bloating.

"He just wants you to stay the fuck away and leave his family the fuck alone. You've done enough damage.

He is slowly loosing his self preservation. The man had the chance to worm away from a support order and live another day without his meager earnings being garnished by the CA state (C'mon Ralph, you don't really care for that kid. You're just posturing for remaining pigs and aylawgs)

Everything he has done was a front so he could reap reward with little work. Now that seed he (allegedly) sewed is going to rape his wallet. All because he let a corn joke get under his gunt and couldn't walk the fuck away from the screen.

Ralph, this is my advice. Practice your stretches for when the State of California tells you to grab your ankles and buck breaks your bank account. Pray you don't get pressed for back payment either.

 

[veri]

Some brave, intrepid kiwi needs to get to that courthouse on Monday with a camera.

when’s the court date?

 

[MeltyTW]

We'll have to see. Sometimes, that woo does, in fact, come true.

It's making kinda ironically root for ral0h to have a mini ke gunt side kick

 

[AnOminous]

when’s the court date?

There's no court date yet. They'll wait until the kid's been on welfare long enough Ralph is on the hook for six figures or more. Then there will be a court date.

 

[Ralphamale]

You fucked her without a condom just be a deadbeat dad, Fuck you don't even have to be a Dad just ditch the kid. You said it your self your audience doesn't give a fuck what you do. Your audience will look past you being a non-savior of the white race and you can have your 1k viewers on odyssy back. Give up the child to Molok you fat fuck and he will give you your 1k viewers back. You weren't meant to be a dad in this life maybe your next life but not this one Ralph. Just keep fucking Pantsu and make sure she keeps taking birth control.

Ralph can't find condoms that fit micro dicks.

 

[jell0]

Ralph can't find condoms that fit micro dicks.

I have a solution.



Don't know if they come in pinky size though.

 

[Ripple]

Ralph I don’t think you’re enough of a man to fight to see your kid. You weren’t even there for the birth. You’re just gonna whine on your show and whine on Twitter and do absolutely nothing. You’re just going to let Vickers steal your kid and raise him for you while you watch Tucker Carlson clips and beg for quarters like the pathetic faggot you are. Just a useless Gunt who is going to let his son grow up without him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph can't find condoms that fit micro dicks.

He can just using clingwrap.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I have a solution.

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Don't know if they come in pinky size though.

He'd have to roll it up halfway, but it could work

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Wait a minute! Is he trying to imitate Trump? He's mimicking Trump's talking style! He's making Trump faces! He's not especially good impersonator but I can't unsee it now in the second clip, down syndrome Trump impression.

I noticed that shit, too. His mannerisms seem awfully Trump-like.

 

[JewBacca]

He can just using clingwrap.

Better yet, he can just stick to banging trannies, like he decided to do, when he purchased that horse faced he/she he has been sticking it to lately.