Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

[A_right_horrorshow]

I agree. An extraordinary shitshow will occur when Ralph is forced to comprehend that Dax is more about extracting as much humor as he can from retards, rather than guntgarding them forever. Ralph has a radio face and Dax is smart.

Dax reminds me of the dockworkers in season two of The Wire, where they blow smoke up the arse of the character Ziggy, convincing him to fight a brickshithouse. Not because they think he can take him. Rather, its hilarious to them to see the little shortarse getting his shit pushed in and embarrassing him in front of the entire yard. He's the only one at the party saying to the drunk idiot "Yeah dude you should totally jump off the roof into the pool. It'll be so cool"

Follwed by the wet crack of a morons skull splitting on concrete.

I also sense his hand in "You know how to own those incels on the farms? You should totally "accidentally" leak a sextape of you banging some young puss next time they're on your case man! That'd be a total 6D Trump-chad chess move"

. . .Nine months later.

 

[CECA Loather]

An extraordinary shitshow will occur when Ralph is forced to comprehend that Dax is more about extracting as much humor as he can from retards, rather than guntgarding them forever.

Maybe nick doesn't care. He did take shots at ralph when the sextape leaked by sticking his fingers in his whiskey to sniff it.

AND RALPH THINKS I BETRAYED HIM FOR LAUGHING AT HIM?!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

AND RALPH THINKS I BETRAYED HIM FOR LAUGHING AT HIM?!

Yes numbnuts. What part of "Ralph is a petty, abusive, drunk, raging redneck with an ego only dwarfed by the size of his own gunt" have you not understood?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Yes numbnuts. What part of "Ralph is a petty, abusive, drunk, raging redneck with an ego only dwarfed by the size of his own gunt" have you not understood?

We all have to wake up sometime. Some of us wake up gently, some of us waking up screaming.

 

[CECA Loather]

Yes numbnuts. What part of "Ralph is a petty, abusive, drunk, raging redneck with an ego only dwarfed by the size of his own gunt" have you not understood?

You are missing the point. It took Ralph almost a year after the sextape to know that I am laughing at him. Hell, I even told him that this is what I am doing.

Now, if he really knew what Dick Masterson and Rekieta really think of him... And it might take a long time for Ralph to really get this.

Just let everyone laugh at you already Ralph. It is better for you.

 

[break these cuffs]

I agree. An extraordinary shitshow will occur when Ralph is forced to comprehend that Dax is more about extracting as much humor as he can from retards, rather than guntgarding them forever. Ralph has a radio face and Dax is smart.

Dax has begun his transition to full lolcow. He's become much more about acting like a retard to own the haters than pumping up retards so others can laugh.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

You are missing the point. It took Ralph almost a year after the sextape to know that I am laughing at him. Hell, I even told him that this is what I am doing.

Now, if he really knew what Dick Masterson and Rekieta really think of him... And it might take a long time for Ralph to really get this.

Just let everyone laugh at you already Ralph. It is better for you.

We've been trying to tell him this since before he had his own subforum. It's useless to try and point this out to either Ralph or Gator because they memory holed when they loved the Farms for years.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You are missing the point. It took Ralph almost a year after the sextape to know that I am laughing at him. Hell, I even told him that this is what I am doing.

Now, if he really knew what Dick Masterson and Rekieta really think of him... And it might take a long time for Ralph to really get this.

Just let everyone laugh at you already Ralph. It is better for you.

No, it took a year for his desire for your money to be overridden by his hate for you. He always hated you, he just valued you as a paycow he could milk for cash more.

Fucking finish your thought, letting people imagine what you mean is a pointless and ameteur rhetorical technique.

Quit trying to fix Ralph, it won't work.

 

[Danke]

This dumb bitch literally left home. Had some fat dwarf impregnant her. Just to end up back home with nothing but a portable living gunt.

Remember: if ur life is shit. Atleast it ain't this.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This dumb bitch literally left home. Had some fat dwarf impregnant her. Just to end up back home with nothing but a portable living gunt.

Remember: if ur life is shit. Atleast it ain't this.

I switched out Anthony Burch for the Gunt earlier this year. At least Burch has had real jobs.

 

[Truly Rural]

Plus when put into a position where he has to talk about Ralph, he will always preface what he has to say with "I like Ralph".

 

[veri]

I highly doubt the court would fault him for trying to contact what he believes to be his child - although the methods involved are hardly going to look favourable.

he’s

1.) male
2.) the father (allegedly. the court doesn’t know that ralph is even the father)
3.) twice her age
4.) runs a podcast that’s considered by many as “alt right”
5.) a felon
6.) an alcoholic and pill addict

and to add on that even more this hearing is in california. it would take divine intervention at this point to get the judge to even give some credit to ethan ralph.

 

[RichardRApe]

he’s

7.) 5'1
8.) Micro Penised

No judge will look at all this together and consider him a fully fledged male and/or father material.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

he’s

1.) male
2.) the father (allegedly. the court doesn’t know that ralph is even the father)
3.) twice her age
4.) runs a podcast that’s considered by many as “alt right”
5.) a felon
6.) an alcoholic and pill addict

and to add on that even more this hearing is in california. it would take divine intervention at this point to get the judge to even give some credit to ethan ralph.

Not to mention he claimed Vickers is a pedophile and only walked it back after reading the farms. Ralph isn't just talking shit about Vickers. He's making some serious accusations and drunk texting him at 2 in the morning and releasing Vickers number to the public. This is an easy win for Vickers if he doesn't fuck it up.
But that's also not including Ralphs violent past, which includes choking matt Vickers daughter. Anyone rooting for gunt is a retard.

 

[MySonDavid]

I see we have another "SLAM DUNK" of a case on our hands. I'll check back in a few weeks to either happily serve myself up a piping hot plate of crow or chastise a bunch of retards for (once again) being way too cocksure about a legal matter.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

I see we have another "SLAM DUNK" of a case on our hands. I'll check back in a few weeks to either happily serve myself up a piping hot plate of crow or chastise a bunch of retards for (once again) being way too cocksure about a legal matter.

This is the justice system we are talking about here. They're bound to fuck everything up somehow.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the justice system we are talking about here. They're bound to fuck everything up somehow.

Or Vickers himself fucks it up, or just drops it if Ralph shows up and he has to start shelling out more money, or any number of things.

 

[Berrakh]

My People, remember that DSP was supposed to “lose everything in court” too.

 

[How do I log in?]

My People, remember that DSP was supposed to “lose everything in court” too.

True, but DSP is living proof it's better to be lucky than skilled, talented, or dedicated. DSP also went to a real court. Eat Ham and Ralph is going to the communist Family Courts that have literally 100% unmitigated power and he's either going to:

A. Spend thousands of dollars appealing to some cunt or cuck and win, meaning he will be 100% liable for the offspring of a jew with BPD meaning being liable for tens of thousands of dollars given how much it costs to raise a kid, plus more since he'll have to pay for the bitch too, and if she chooses to take the kid and leave she just can at any moment in time and leave while still collecting his money, and even if he were paying her a hundred thousand dollars a month she could literally tell the courts "it's not enough money" and they could, without a single bit of legal contest, jack up his alimony and/or child support payments, and given the fact it's California the Family Courts there are the final boss of Communism, so they will do anything they can to fuck him over.

B. Spend thousands of dollars as before, lose, and be right where he is sans ~7k$, meaning still being morbidly obese, addicted to booze and pills, microdick'd, and still missing his right to bear arms since he got arrested, grifting for superchats.

DSP had room to fall but somehow managed to bullshit his way out of mobile gacha debt. Ralph's at rock bottom and just bought a fracking drill on credit.

 

[L. Duse]

No, it took a year for his desire for your money to be overridden by his hate for you. He always hated you, he just valued you as a paycow he could milk for cash more.

Fucking finish your thought, letting people imagine what you mean is a pointless and ameteur rhetorical technique.

Quit trying to fix Ralph, it won't work.

While it is possible that Ralph is just very slow and stupid to not realise that everyone thinks that he is a joke, I don't think Ralph really wants money.

The Killstream is just an ego trip. Having people massage his ego is what Ralph prizes over whatever his paypigs pay him. Why stick with Dick Masterson and Rekieta? It is because they are the "cool kids" that make him look better. CECA is a nobody compared to these two.

This is in contrast to how Masterson ruins the people around him to make himself look better.

If his viewers don't like the content he is producing or if people he doesn't like, the Farms for instance, view the show, he would rather them not watch.

He is not trying to make a living through the show even though he insists otherwise.

Back on topic, it is ego being the reason for him claiming to want custody for Xander never mind that he will lose a lot of money if he had his way. And if he really wanted custody of Xander, he would not have sat on his arse saying that he won't leave his house.