Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

CECA Loather said:
Why is it so difficult to just do nothing?

Ralph is relatively unscathed from the Faith saga. He isn't in jail, his probation isn't extended, he needn't pay for child support because he literally isn't the father because he didn't sign the birth certificate and he is basically free from responsibility.

This is the best case scenario for him actually and there he goes asking for trouble and asking to support the child. I find it strange that he brings up "resources" in his deleted tweets. That is not what I will say if I want to prove that I can bring up the child. Hell, instead of talking about it, I will do something.
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Based take, fellow ChiCom shill.

This is how @CECA Loather patrols the thots, Gunty needs to him as his Shifu.
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Shifu (simplified Chinese: 师傅 or 师父; traditional Chinese: 師傅 or 師父; pinyin: shīfù) in Mandarin, or sifu in Cantonese, is a title for, and the role of, a skillful person or a master. The character 師/师 means "skilled person" or "teacher," while 傅 means "tutor" and 父 means "father." 傅 and 父 are pronounced with the same tones in both Cantonese (f6) and Mandarin (fù).
 
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Vickers: Leave my family alone.
Ethanol: I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED
Vickers: Stop harassing us.
Ethanol: HE IS TRYING TTO GET A RAISE OUT OF ME
Vickers: I've filed for a restraining order.
Ethanol: YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME HYAGYEHGYUH

Quality discourse. Maybe fucking a teenager that can get grounded by her dad and then abandoning her was not the best choice.
 
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Ralph is one of the few people on Earth who would actually be a better father if he was an absent deadbeat but he wouldn't be our little lolcowpiggy if he didn't make the wrong decision every single time. Hopefully the Vickers can prevail in bitchslapping him in court so he can give us some more good pilled-up Killstream spergouts for us to clip and laugh at.
 
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CECA Loather said:
Why is it so difficult to just do nothing?

Ralph is relatively unscathed from the Faith saga. He isn't in jail, his probation isn't extended, he needn't pay for child support because he literally isn't the father because he didn't sign the birth certificate and he is basically free from responsibility.

This is the best case scenario for him actually and there he goes asking for trouble and asking to support the child. I find it strange that he brings up "resources" in his deleted tweets. That is not what I will say if I want to prove that I can bring up the child. Hell, instead of talking about it, I will do something.
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Because 98% of Ralph's actions are either done to stir drama / provide content™, or make his dick look bigger. Such is the life of a true Ralphamale, anything and everything you do should either be with the intent of showing how massive your nuts are, or to provide more tinder for the e-drama fire.
 
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Question: what time/date and where is the case being held? If it's in southern, northern, or central Virginia, I might be able to go and report for fellow kiwis. (Just can't drive out to the western panhandle.)

Edit: Nevermind, didn't catch it was in California. Thought it would be based on Ralph's old VA residence.
 
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As a reminder Ralph is a manlet and the following things or people are taller or longer than him:
  • grunts from Halo. 5’ 6”
  • Tom Cruise. 5’ 7”
  • Napoleon Bonaparte. 5’ 6”
  • Big Lou’s Pizza in San Antonio. 5’ 2”
  • Prince. 5’ 2”
  • The maximum size of a hernia belt. 5’ 2”. Lol fatties.
  • Pablo Picasso. 5’ 4”
  • Emilia Clarke. 5’ 2”
  • Christina Aguilera. 5’ 2”
  • The circumference of both of Moustafa Ismail's biceps total to 62”.
  • A Class CX 4K HD smart tv. 65”
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Ralph is one of the few people on Earth who would actually be a better father if he was an absent deadbeat but he wouldn't be our little lolcowpiggy if he didn't make the wrong decision every single time. Hopefully the Vickers can prevail in bitchslapping him in court so he can give us some more good pilled-up Killstream spergouts for us to clip and laugh at.
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They really would be better off without him. He needs to embrace his inner wigger and gtfo of his child’s and Faith’s lives.
 
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Sam Losco said:
"it's going to be very hard to break me, Vickers"
Ralph you fucking idiot, he doesn't care about buck breaking you, he just wants you to stay the fuck away and leave his family the fuck alone. You've done enough damage.
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If only there were a record, preserved in archive form so it couldn't easily be deleted, of all the things Ethan Ralph has publicly said about Matt Vickers. I, for one, would have no idea where such a record might be found
 
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