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Kid doesn't have a chance anyways. Don't give him liquor money before he can even buy liquor.
Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins
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The kid has a better chance with the Vickers than it does outside. For their failings, they still have a ton of money in California and aren't weird Qboomers or antivaxxers. They already have kids they provide for and regardless of Faith being crazy as shit, it's not like any of us could say for certain that this kid will end up fucked. "It takes a village" isn't just some dumb idiom. That being said, Faith's near BPD/NPD mind and Ralph's... whatever... (if he even is the father based on how he reacted to Mansu, lol), the kid has an uphill battle.
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The baby would have a better chance if they disowned Faith, took custody of the kid, and throw her amorphous ass out.
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That's as clear as the tide coming in every morning, but we don't get to pick our parents. I don't think we can say that the senior Vickers "deserve" this with any degree of certainty (they certainly don't seem white trashy, just that Faith's brain sometimes lives in another reality altogether when not medicated) but the baby doesn't deserve Ralph, that's for sure.
sadly misplaced boomers like the vickers will probably only kick faith out with the child once it grows to emulate ralphamale "gat mah a fawkin drank befer ah kick yer dialysis needin ess merm!" behavior from not having firm boundaries, wasting their time with both kids and only serving to create prop up and then dump off two menaces to society. good intention but
"And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."
is wise and godly advice some boomers overlook in their pathological conditioned need to emulate the more feel good uplifting anyone can do anything dont tell your kids no parts of the bible and jesus's life.
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Ton of money? Then why didn't they move to a different school district or send Faith to a tuition based school instead of pulling her from high school? Did not send her to a psychiatrist but got her a weed card and let her sit in a room getting high on discord all day? Did not acquire an in home nurse to take care of Mrs. Vickers for her health problems, a nanny to look after the children, or a tutor for Faith? They don't have a hot shot attorney to deal with legal issues. A once a year Disney vacation as opposed to jet setting on a private plane. Plenty of money for another child, but they are middle class. They may not be Qboomers or antivaxxers, but they are Disney, horror, and Buffy addicts, which isn't much better. The fighting, legal entanglements, baggage of who their parents are, the baby would be better off without it.
L. Duse
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His attitude towards streaming is all wrong. Not wanting the Kiwifarms to watch his streams? Telling critical viewers not to watch? Paywalling his content even though his viewership is laughably small?
Unless he is content with his very small audience throwing him pennies, I don't see Ralph having much of a future streaming. He may as well drive an Ubereats or become an electrician, farmer or pest control.
Hey, @Ghostface Killer, I acknowledge that you are at least better than Ralph when it comes to possessing actual skills that earn you money. Enjoy farming in Michigan!
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still better than being adopted by Ed Buck
Garth
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What you seem to be forgetting is that Ralph tasted the fruits of e-fame. It was just within his grasp. He wants it back, so he will keep plugging away and his bourbon fueled ego instills the belief he can do it. But it will be his way, because in the end, Ralph is a lazy, egotistical fuck, and the afore mentioned success required almost no effort as well as fed his bottomless ego. He was and still is always late for his streams. He's donga 2.0 now. He wants success, but he wants it the easy way because that's how he got it in the first place. As such, why would you think he knows how to be successful?
Drama brought him that taste of e-fame. His escapades with Vickers and pretending he's going to start a custody battle are the most recent low-hanging fruit from the drama tree. Ralph already anointed himself. As far as he's concerned, he's done the work. He deserves success. He shouldn't have to work for it again. If using his alleged son as a stepping stone will get him there, he'll do it because it's easy. We all know it won't work. Ralph is done. But the Farms, PPP, Null, Vickers et al provide something for Ralph to e-fight against as well as - in his mind - potentially profit from. Most importantly, he never has to leave his house to do it.
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Tbh, and I do not want to give Ralph too much credit - I think the paywall idea is probably an acceptable business move. Due to him being yeeted off the only platform that matters, YouTube, he is unlikely to grow a decent audience anyway. It's not like he produces good content, the 2018 heyday is a mere distant memory now and it won't be returning, so his chance to growth is minimal to non-existant.
Paywalling the content has some advantages, first it provides a steady - if negligible income - and because it doesn't promote growth he will likely avoid the ire of the tech-monopolies. He can promote on Twitter, which by some miracle he is still allowed to use, and make his pittance that way.
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I thought it was common knowledge that Ghostface = Bryan
true not a lot of people of higher class clamoring to raise a child that isnt theres though.
the fun part is when hes blew through his savings paying for killstream tv fees and various wigger crap and court AND then mantsu inevitable breaks up with him or him her like white trash is want to do in a drama fest. public drama, no money, tons of expenses he thought were safe now no longer having a stable nu mom to handle and he might just give us the self kill stream
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Does Ralph possibly think that if he is going to be on the hook for Child Support, he would rather have Faith and the Demon Baby living with him then?
Catgirl Tyranid
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Ralph hasn't thought that far ahead. He's flying by the seat of his gunt smack center into a restraining order.
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It would've been a great idea if his lazy ass had done it years ago. He could've used the Healstream outrage to get it off the ground and people probably would've subscribed just to stick it to YouTube. Andy even had this idea for an IBS website with Ralph, Donga, and a few other people I think even before that. I dunno what happened to it but I'm sure he was too coked up at the time to really do it though.
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If I called Uber Eats (which I would not do) and Ralph showed up, I'd call them and complain that he showed up reeking of liquor and there was a bite taken out of my hamburger.
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God is not that merciful. I think.
Jes merciful enough to save my favorite dumpster fire from being canceled I think Ethan literally might only be alive because of my hopes and wishes
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There isn't a car in the world with suspension enough to suspend the gunt. Plus, I'll just repeat what I've said before: He'll find some way to get disability.
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Not just that, but nobody would subscribe when you can get the content elsewhere online. Especially in regards to the content people actually liked from Ralph: the pre-YouTube banning shows. His old streams have for the most part been properly archived. Some are missing or hard to find but you can still find them if you dig deep enough.