Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

Is gator suggesting that Ralph try to punch a cop and get arrested again? Admitting that the only way Ralph can lose weight is for the State to forcibly control his food and alcohol intake :story:
I wouldn't be surprised if that is truly the case. I never understood why Pillstream Gator who was fed up with Ralph's nonsense, is so different from the Gator now who just defends him no matter what he does.

Why does Gator choose to make these guntguard tweets even though no one reads them? I believe these tweets are not for our eyes but for Ralph's eyes and it is either to show Ralph that he is deserving of the pittance Ralph pays him or it is a constant declaration of loyalty.

If it is the latter, where he constantly has to prove to Ralph that he is "loyal", then it could be possible that he might be planning to turn on Ralph and he needs to make these tweets, attack Null and the Farms so that he wouldn't arouse Ralph's suspicions.
 
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Edit: If anyone knows what you'd ask for for a doctor's note where it's like, for a sporting event or something and the height/weight is important, let me know.
If you're looking for a reason beyond "petty internet squabble" tell your doctor you're doing MMA or martial arts or something and need something to hand the trainer 'er whatever so they know what weightclass to put you in or something.
 
Ralph would need to stop drinking to lose weight, and that will only happen when he runs out of cash to buy more booze.
Don't forget the takeout barq food. Ralph won't give that up and he has no friends who give a shit to help him. Dick is just their for the lols. Metokur is dieing from cancer and disapered outside of Twitter. Everone ignores Gator. The rest don't matter and are guests of the week on his once popular show. This will go as well as that Wings weight lost challenge.
 
I never understood why Pillstream Gator who was fed up with Ralph's nonsense, is so different from the Gator now who just defends him no matter what he does.
My assumption is that it’s a combination of a few things.

1. A true pillstream hasn’t happened in about a year. It’s very possible Gator just has a high breaking point, and once Ralph settled down just below it Gator was cool.

2. I’m fully of the belief that during the corn saga Ethan convinced him it was the two of them vs. the world. Dude was caught in the crossfire and while we later learned that he was playing the role of a Gunt Guard liaison and buffer, Ralph was amicable to Shannon and the ayylawgs were hostile.

3. Gator is paid.
 
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The funny thing is that most of these useful tips in this thread could be applied by Ralph too, but it’s a certainty that they won’t.

Mailing in silver will be Ralph’s equivalent of the delayed Tonkasaw bloodworks.

The based move would be to use a 2 of 3 multisig in BTC (equivalent at start time), as presumably Ralph will whine that obtaining silver is gatekeeping or difficult, when he can readily convert his libry tugboat into BTC via Sideshift or similar.

The escrow would need to collude with null/ralph to steal funds, and neither side can claim that their shares got lost in the mail. The multisig address could be publicised to show proof of funds — or lack thereof.
 
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Bitch please, we all know Ralph is a dirty fucking rat lying gunt and will one hundred per cent do the Chantal Diet of cocaine addiction and ignoring her diabetes medicine.
lol based that's more than $600 of entertainment

I was going to buy 30 of the "build back better" Biden silvers as a joke but I don't think Ralph will ever commit to it so I'm going to get something I actually want.
 
lol based that's more than $600 of entertainment

I was going to buy 30 of the "build back better" Biden silvers as a joke but I don't think Ralph will ever commit to it so I'm going to get something I actually want.
A run of 30 Gunted rounds would’ve been fucking perfect too, if the dies weren’t so expensive.

Imagine him having to go to the pawn shop and try to sell 30oz of silver bearing his likeness on one side and a trace of him thumbing asshole on the other.
 
I don’t know anything about how to get fit, but here are some tips to get weight off.

“Redirected” prescription Adderall is your safest bet. Nothing sold as “for weight loss” from China, it’s usually PMMA. Coke only if you have money and a reliable dealer. All the Coke Zero you can keep down: you need the caffeine too.

This is all in your head. It’s not in your body. You control your body, not the other way round.

Cut to 1000 cals a day right off the bat. Then 500 when you hit the first plateau. After that, introduce one complete fluid-only fast day each time you plateau. You want to be eating only alternate days in time.

Sleep as much as possible. Exercise is great, but you will run out of energy to do it and it doesn’t raise your basal metabolic rate all that much. You can’t eat whilst you sleep. If you feel your discipline going and you are really sure you are about to eat, go for a nap immediately or shower or do something to get away from the food. Go and walk around if necessary.

Try and keep no food at all in the house. It will just sit there waiting to be eaten. Only have food in your presence when you have made a positive decision ahead of time to eat.

It doesn’t matter a fuck what you eat when you are actively restricting. Your body is getting what it needs out of your reserves. The food is for your psychological well-being and to maintain your will and your discipline. If you want 500 calories of Snickers bar or pork fat, you have it. There is a fair chance you will throw up afterwards anyway.

You need a heavy dose of a bulking laxative once a week to make something happen in your bowel, it won’t move on its own. Nothing with senna. Use whatever dosage it recommends for severe impaction in a glass of fruit juice.

Water helps the headaches. You need a lot of water to get this done. You also need to protect your kidneys a bit by keeping a good water flow through them.

Try and find someone to do it with you. It’s so much easier with support from someone else; you can shore each other up when you think you will eat.

If you can power through the hunger on an eating day, do it and take it as an extra fast day. Every unexpected benefit adds up.

Don’t start to self harm if you don’t already, but the distraction techniques like holding an ice cube or snapping an elastic round the wrist can help. Honestly though, a nap is much more effective and lasts longer. You’re going to be really tired most of the time except when your stimulants kick in, so just roll with it.

No television. After eight, nine o’clock at night, the adverts are for nothing but food and it’s unbearable.

Remember: this is only a matter of will and discipline. You discipline the body; it doesn’t get to make demands of you. You will only fail if your will fails.
 
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