Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[Puck]

I cannot believe the milkshake and plain steak diet failed our king.

I heard he even started mixing his makers with diet coke instead of regular, I'm absolutely baffled that he gained weight

 

[An automatic clown]

I heard he even started mixing his makers with diet coke instead of regular, I'm absolutely baffled that he gained weight

The Makers pairs really well with a fresh glass of aspartame

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I heard he even started mixing his makers with diet coke instead of regular, I'm absolutely baffled that he gained weight

I bet Ralph is just like those fat, middle aged women who think they can drink diet coke to offset the massive wedding cake they will be eating for dinner

 

[Fannyscum]

The weight loss dream lives on! The genius plan is to just have one giant meal per day, which can be junk food. Ralph is sticking to this plan, save for lattes and snacks throughout the day:

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This is such a retarded idea that it was the plot of a Metalocalypse episode:

 

[NynchLiggers]

The weight loss dream lives on! The genius plan is to just have one giant meal per day, which can be junk food. Ralph is sticking to this plan, save for lattes and snacks throughout the day:
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This is such a retarded idea that it was the plot of a Metalocalypse episode:

He drinks more Maker's Mark than water, so for him it will not count as breaking the diet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Only Ralph would use a decimal point for his weight and only in Ralph's world would 260.5 be close to 250.

You can drink a bottle of water to make that 261 or waddle off the stairs to make it 260. Also X on 260.5lbs, believable if the scale only goes up to 260 lbs or he read the numbers from a mirror, more like 590.2 lbs.

I guess 5'1'' is close to 5'11'' then. Cope.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What was his promise? 225 by July or he'd kill himself?

 

[ClipBitch]

The only thing thats getting fatter is PPP's wallet.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

The only thing thats getting fatter is PPP's wallet.

Tut tut. So is Ralph's liver.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What was his promise? 225 by July or he'd kill himself?

Ralph will be 325 by May and tell everyone he’s 180. He’s seriously asking everyone to just take a vain narcissistic liar’s word on how much he weighs and is losing lol. Doesn’t even have the balls to do a weigh in.

 

[JhonVent]

If Ralph breaks 300 Lb then sunrise productions will have to add pig squeals to the tuba intro to his videos.

 

[Mr.Downer]

is Gunt really going to try to lose weight again? he has been a fat ass all his life, as early as kindergarten based on that one picture of him. If he seriously wants to lose weight again, he needs to go to jail again because that was the only time in his life where he lost so much weight as it was out of his control and he was basically forced to live like a healthy regular person as he had no access to alcohol, junk food, and all his meals were strictly regulated. I can only see him losing weight outside of jail if he were to have a bomb strapped to his neck that will go off if he doesn't reach a certain weight in a given amount of time.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

What was his promise? 225 by July or he'd kill himself?

He doesn't have the stones to go through with it. He lacks commitment.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What was his promise? 225 by July or he'd kill himself?

He can't commit to losing weight, what makes you think he will commit to killing himself?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He can't commit to losing weight, what makes you think he will commit to killing himself?

Well I don't want him to kill himself I just want to hear him flop around and backtrack and call anyone who brings up his failed promise a faggot

 

[Meiwaku]

So now that gunt "confirmed" himself as totally losing weight, where is our dear feeder at in his health journey?

 

[Braphamut]

He can't commit to losing weight, what makes you think he will commit to killing himself?

Remind him that Gaydur bitched out (and he's not Gaydur) then watch him threaten to molest Gaydur and Memenko's waifus Through The Looking Noose.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Remind him that Gaydur bitched out (and he's not Gaydur) then watch him threaten to molest Gaydur and Memenko's waifus Through The Looking Noose.

I am gonna laugh when he is still fat as shit but calling others pussies for bringing up that he should be killing himself

 

[Mundane Ralph]

If Ralph breaks 300 Lb then sunrise productions will have to add pig squeals to the tuba intro to his videos.

If you believe that Ralph weighs less than 300lbs I've got a bridge to sell you

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If you believe that Ralph weighs less than 300lbs I've got a bridge to sell you

I don't think Ralph is 300lbs yet just because he doesn't fully take up his little screen in the corner while he just sits around watching other people's stuff