Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

I was really disappointed when I realized that Josh going with krugs means he's not gonna be using 100% kiwi coin for this. CYA @Null. Skip the krugs and send him only the finest silver.

God forbid, if Ralph won, it would taste like ash.

EDIT: Also, Raphie just gonna go the white trash route and pick up a meth or maybe coke habit, if he doesn't bitch out.
 
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HackerX said:
Yeah, I want him to get jacked. What's the worst that could happen?
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Gyno to rival the Gunt’s tits from slamming test.

The video demands from Ralph are so he can try to milk it for content, plus hopes that Null drops out as a result. $600 is like a months worth of shitcoins though to Ralph, or a yearly wage to Gator (being generous), so it’s a lame excuse.
 
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Ralph's strategy here will be the same as with the PPP fight, he's just going to keep making absurd stipulations until he can make one Null wouldn't ever agree to, then declare himself a winner for being a colossal and transparent cowardly faggot.

I mean, he did learn the technique from the best after all - TonkaSaw. If anything Null should send Rekieta the height/weight before/after evidence anyway so he can essentially "show up to the ring" the way that Warski shut down Tonka's gay shit.

"See Ralph? Rekieta can confirm I lost XY pounds. It was easy. What were you so afraid of, pussy?"
 
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LurkTrawl said:
Ralph's strategy here will be the same as with the PPP fight, he's just going to keep making absurd stipulations until he can make one Null wouldn't ever agree to, then declare himself a winner for being a colossal and transparent cowardly faggot.

I mean, he did learn the technique from the best after all - TonkaSaw. If anything Null should send Rekieta the height/weight before/after evidence anyway so he can essentially "show up to the ring" the way that Warski shut down Tonka's gay shit.

"See Ralph? Rekieta can confirm I lost XY pounds. It was easy. What were you so afraid of, pussy?"
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This is what's going to happen. If Ralph goes through with this I'd be surprised and actually give him some serious credit. This is a great opportunity for him to add an incentive to getting healthier so maybe he can help his son one day, even if he can't be in his life right now. He can milk it for content, better himself, earn a decent sum and add to his credibility and respect among fans and Ayylawgs.

Plus, I want Null to be healthy so he can live long and expand the Kiwi Royal Family to host this site through generations. I want the cyberpunk VR immersion lolcow experience.
 
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6thRanger said:
This is what's going to happen. If Ralph goes through with this I'd be surprised and actually give him some serious credit. This is a great opportunity for him to add an incentive to getting healthier so maybe he can help his son one day, even if he can't be in his life right now. He can milk it for content, better himself, earn a decent sum and add to his credibility and respect among fans and Ayylawgs.

Plus, I want Null to be healthy so he can live long and expand the Kiwi Royal Family to host this site through generations. I want the cyberpunk VR immersion lolcow experience.
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Null could agree to literally every current stipulation and the gunt would probably ask for current residency or the address of his doctor or some ridiculous shit. I can already hear it now - "well, if that broke-dick faggot doesn't give me his doctor's name how am I going to know it's a real doctor? He coulda faked that shit! *guzzles grog, pops pill*"

I say he should give the before and after to Rekieta anyway though, because if he can verify that Null lost a lot of weight in the time that would've been agreed upon, what's Ralph going to do? Shit on Rekieta, call him a liar? Of course not. It wouldn't just piss on his parade, it'd be a monsoon of piss on his two-man band going down a blind alley.
 
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LurkTrawl said:
Ralph's strategy here will be the same as with the PPP fight, he's just going to keep making absurd stipulations until he can make one Null wouldn't ever agree to, then declare himself a winner for being a colossal and transparent cowardly faggot.

I mean, he did learn the technique from the best after all - TonkaSaw. If anything Null should send Rekieta the height/weight before/after evidence anyway so he can essentially "show up to the ring" the way that Warski shut down Tonka's gay shit.

"See Ralph? Rekieta can confirm I lost XY pounds. It was easy. What were you so afraid of, pussy?"
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Both contestants need to post updates otherwise what is the point. I would accept basic mirror camwhore pics we know who these people are so its not like you can lie easy. I doubt anyone will lie because its less about bragging rights and more about self-improvement. In the event someone cheats they will be called out and chastised by the mob; Autists will find you. Even if you lose you win because you are less of a fat fuck.

My statement is made unilaterally to both parties and upon completion I would imagine both communities of the Killstream and Kiwi Farms onlookers will show more respect to them because effort was put forth for content.
 
MelloYello said:
I'm fairly certain testosterone can result in weight gain, though. That's why it's called bulking; muscle tissue is denser than fat.
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It can, but it can also be used to cut fat and maintain muscle. It will also improve mood and sleep. In the Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand Twenty One tranny jannies and body builders have pretty well established the effects and uses of T, and there's a lot of good info out there on how to use it to achieve personal goals.
 
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Both contestants need to post updates otherwise what is the point. I would accept basic mirror camwhore pics we know who these people are so its not like you can lie easy. I doubt anyone will lie because its less about bragging rights and more about self-improvement. In the event someone cheats they will be called out and chastised by the mob; Autists will find you. Even if you lose you win because you are less of a fat fuck.
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I mean if a signed note by a legit Dr. confirmed by Rekieta, who has no incentive to favor either contestant, isn't enough then I don't know what would do the trick. As noted it's not hard to cheat a scale or suck in your gunt. But really as I said the real reason Ralph's asking is that he's trying to make demands that Null won't take so that he can declare himself the winner and run away with his tail between his legs simultaneously.
 
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I mean if a signed note by a legit Dr. confirmed by Rekieta, who has no incentive to favor either contestant, isn't enough then I don't know what would do the trick. As noted it's not hard to cheat a scale or suck in your gunt. But really as I said the real reason Ralph's asking is that he's trying to make demands that Null won't take so that he can declare himself the winner and run away with his tail between his legs simultaneously.
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Stop trying to complicate what is essentially online fat camp. People are autistic and will find out if they are being phoney about it.
 
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