Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

Null said:
124.8kg or 275lb exactly. Down about 20lb from my heaviest, which was in Ukraine, where I did nothing but eat the tastiest food for like $4 a day. I was 124kg last week but tbh I ate out more than usual this week expecting a weight loss challenge coming up.

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Unless you're 6ft4 that is big.

Stay on track, dropping 20kg is doable in 3 months with walking and cutting out carbs
 
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RichardRApe said:
Conclusion: Ralph is 5'1" tall, just like his arrest record indicated all along.
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I think this is a good representation of how short Gunty is.
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(Andy is literally crouching in this picture to make him look taller, Gunty is on his toes.)
 
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Bloitzhole said:
TIL I weigh less than half a janny jersh.
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The forum could still do a kiwi weight loss / gain support (read: bullying) group where everyone makes a single post with current weight and stated goals and then edits it once a month over a 6 months period to publish ongoing progress, ups and downs along the way etc.
That way there'd still be an element of friendly challenge through mutual bullying. I've been trying to get back to and surpass 63kg for ages with 68-70 being the dream goal.
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there's a weight loss support thread in health & fitness, newfag.
 
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RichardRApe said:
Ok, enough of this. I was going to do something special but we finally got the real Rosetta Stone for Ralph's height. This even gives Ralph an advantage because he's wearing Timberlands which give an extra 1.5". Behold, Shawn Guthrie AKA Dope District who was booked. He is there standing exactly 5'2.5" tall.
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Here is Dope with Woozuh, Baked Alaska hanger on and brainlet. Woozuh is 2"ish taller than Dope, putting him at 5'5ish".
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Now here we go... How many inches taller is Woozuh? Woozuh is clearly 3-4 inches taller than Ralph IN TIMBERLANDS! He's literally looking down on him, his neck is bent at an angle to talk to Ralph.
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Conclusion: Ralph is 5'1" tall, just like his arrest record indicated all along.
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Dope District's various arrest records have him at 5'3'', which is the average woman's height in the US.
 
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Null said:
124.8kg or 275lb exactly. Down about 20lb from my heaviest, which was in Ukraine, where I did nothing but eat the tastiest food for like $4 a day. I was 124kg last week but tbh I ate out more than usual this week expecting a weight loss challenge coming up.

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Ah, Gold Toe crew, the gentleman-on-a-budget choice for socks. Very tasteful.

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Null said:
124.8kg or 275lb exactly. Down about 20lb from my heaviest, which was in Ukraine, where I did nothing but eat the tastiest food for like $4 a day. I was 124kg last week but tbh I ate out more than usual this week expecting a weight loss challenge coming up.

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I finally get feet pics, and you're wearing socks mother fucker. All I have is that blurry photo with your toes just peeking all slutty into the frame

Post feet on gumroad
 
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To join the height sperging, I saw this photo in another thread. Here.
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He was 20 years old in this image, in other words 'adult and fully grown. (see below image for age, why there is a hole in the wall and a hammer I have no idea)
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If that is an average height kitchen counter on the cake picture, that counter would be normally at 36 inches in height. From the floor. Height does not vary much on kitchen counters. Barstyle counters which are elevated, stands at 42 inches, normally.

I will tell you he has some of the smallest hands I ever seen on a man, and some tiny ass feet.
Why does this matter you may ask? Well, because they are indicators of your height. These small fucking hands, indicates he is short.

An average length of an adult man's hand is 7.6 inches, this is measured from the tip of the longest finger to the crease underneath the palm. For women this average length is 6.8 inches. Shoe size, although no accurate measurement will give a good average of their height. (But I know neither of Ralph's)

The ...buffet/sideboard? normally the height of these are between average dinner table height ( 28-30 inches) and 34 inches. They can get taller but that is unusual. This is not a very tall one.
Since everything else in this photo looks the way they look, And how the sideboard is cutting him there in the middle I'd place Gunt height at 5'2'' -5'3''', Keep in mind he is wearing shoes in this image.

I am not autistic enough for this but, average height of black labs are 22-24 inches from paw to shoulder, Was his dog a black lab? and are there other images?

TLDR: Gunt is a midget with a jewfro.
 
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Shiggy Diggster said:
Maybe if you're using the measurement equivalent in dog years he's that tall. Pig is 5'2" at best.
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i say literally dont give ralph an inch,
Null said:
124.8kg or 275lb exactly. Down about 20lb from my heaviest, which was in Ukraine, where I did nothing but eat the tastiest food for like $4 a day. I was 124kg last week but tbh I ate out more than usual this week expecting a weight loss challenge coming up.

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this tease is why ralph and gaytor despise you, very cruel to play with them like this.
 
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Null said:
124.8kg or 275lb exactly. Down about 20lb from my heaviest, which was in Ukraine, where I did nothing but eat the tastiest food for like $4 a day. I was 124kg last week but tbh I ate out more than usual this week expecting a weight loss challenge coming up.

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For the love of God, keep going. That number is terrifying.
 
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