08/10 CWC Podcast Interview - Internet Dream Lounge

[idosometimes]

This is more what an interview with CWC should be. Chris has to be directed and prodded like the dumb cow that he is.

I really would like to know how his sweetie would help him and his mother. What does he expect out of a relationship?

The end is wrong. People dislike Chris. I dislike Chris. No one wants to be him. I think even a child would not want to grow up to be him. Playing video games all the time is not worth being a fat delusional selfish slob. Chris is perpetually a child with real interests or curiosities. He inhabits a world he made up 20 years ago and the only changes within it have been to include newer cartoons. He shows how selfish he is here when he says how he was upset with being banned by doops because he dislikes being banned from anything. Everything is about his needs and his wants.

 

[BartSampson]

His biggest regret was sitting on a cake... because he couldn't eat the cake afterward.

 

[KM 749]

His biggest regret was sitting on a cake... because he couldn't eat the cake afterward.

This is coming from a guy who had done dozens of things that a normal person could never live down with just one of them.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Thanks to the Kiwis who have given bullet point info on what OPL says in the interview. I know it's a lot to ask, but will there be a transcript? I can't listen to Chris' voice for more than a few minutes, never mind over an hour.

Semper Fi to @Merryweatherey - Chris is usually boring and defensive in interviews, but it sounds like you've done a great job with this.

 

[Mason Verger]

His biggest regret was sitting on a cake... because he couldn't eat the cake afterward.

I half-assed joked in another thread that ruining that cake affected him more than having a 13 year old boy make him shove shards of his medallion up his shite pipe.

Also.. You know he ate some of that cake.

 

[TaterBot]

At 1:12:42 the interviewer called him "Christian" and Chris didn't even notice it.
(Thanks a lump for that air horn blast r.i.p. eardrums.)

It kinda seems like too many of these questions/interviews are just re-hashes of what we already know or have already been asked.
I wish my questions would have been asked but maybe they aren't considered enlightening enough.

 

[Gunslinger]

He shows how selfish he is here when he says how he was upset with being banned by doops because he dislikes being banned from anything. Everything is about his needs and his wants.

Well that explains it. I've been trying to figure out exactly why Chris is so obsessed with this Doopie business and this hits the nail on the head. He admits it's him being a stubborn asshole who hates not getting his way. He always has to be right. It's like the Game Place all over again.

 

[Holdek]

Chris recomended the anime NANA.
That anime is shit. It's just pure drama with no true resolve, it circulates the issues every time.

Sounds like his life.

 

[Duck and Turn]

So who was the magical man?

 

[Mason Verger]

So who was the magical man?

A friend of Kim Wilsons.

 

[Uncle Warren]

This is pretty good, but I feel bad for whoever has to transcribe all that rambling.

>hour long

Nnnnnnnope.

 

[Rupin]

I like this interview. Chris was treated like a normal person here.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Pretend your speaking to Miss Natalie Portman."
Seems like Miss Natalie Portman grew some testicles and acquired brain damage since filming Black Swan.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris saying he'd "have a lil' fuck around with Rosy" is my favorite part. It's the bro-ist thing I've ever heard him say.

 

[cahoots]

Wastes $11 on a cake he DIDN'T EVEN GET TO EAT - remembers it years later.

Wastes $2,000 on vidya DLC he's never played - not a blip on his radar.

 

[Karen Riley]

I quite enjoyed the interview @Merryweatherey which is a massive relief because I was sceptical, for good reason as well that it would be a disaster. It was a nice to see that you didn't ask him anything that was immature and deliberately put in to rile him up like that horrendous 'so do you drink your own semen,' question from that interview a few months back.

It's really appreciated that you reminded Chris that most of the people who follow him don't actually hate him and I'm starting to wonder if that was what inspired him to make his account on here and to do a question and answer video as well so thank you for that too

It's great to hear that he not only remembers the Liquid Chris saga but that he also feels fondly towards it. Those were the best of times.

 

[Merryweatherey]

I quite enjoyed the interview @Merryweatherey which is a massive relief because I was sceptical, for good reason as well that it would be a disaster. It was a nice to see that you didn't ask him anything that was immature and deliberately put in to rile him up like that horrendous 'so do you drink your own semen,' question from that interview a few months back.

Thank you so much, Karen! I'm glad you enjoyed it! I don't think any troll is ever going to top what has already happened to Chris. He had his date stolen by a man in a pickle suit. I can't think of anything that could ever top that!

It's great to hear that he not only remembers the Liquid Chris saga but that he also feels fondly towards it. Those were the best of times.

That's my favorite saga as well.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Artwork for the podcast will be up with the YouTube version on Monday. Until then, here's a sketch. We're going with a Danganronpa Theme, so I call it "Super Highschool Level Autism"
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Fuck it, just use a stock image of Natalie Portman. The drawing will give Chris even more ego.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The interview has been made private. Does anyone have another link?

 

[Merryweatherey]

The interview has been made private. Does anyone have another link?

Sorry. Should work now. Not sure what happened.