FIGGIN 1/26/19 ADF and Victoria have broken up - will leave the apartment in 6 weeks

[repentance]

I wonder why there's a specific six week deadline to the breakup. If Toren had something new lined up, he'd bounce and leave Phil right away. It seems like this is something that could potentially fall through if Toren is relying on someone having house space/money available six weeks down the line, given the types of people normally in Phil/Torren's social orbit.

Didn't Toren's post say that he needed to find somewhere by 1 March, though, which implies that he doesn't yet have anything lined up.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't Toren's post say that he needed to find somewhere by 1 March, though, which implies that he doesn't yet have anything lined up.

It could be just a setup for scamming money by looking pitiful while in fact actually having a place, it could be he's actually just that stupid.

 

[repentance]

It could be just a setup for scamming money by looking pitiful while in fact actually having a place, it could be he's actually just that stupid.

He's been more than willing to move states when he's had to find a new place in the past so I expect there'll be appeals for "funds to help me move" soon.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Why would anyone want to take his Philth Cave? Is it in some super strategic vantage point only supersoldier ANTIFA ninjas understand the significance of?

 

[Al_Borland]

Wouldn't it be something if Sling Blade ends up moving across the country to move in with lewd_zero.

 

[Ray Streip]

Why would anyone want to take his Philth Cave? Is it in some super strategic vantage point only supersoldier ANTIFA ninjas understand the significance of?

It's not their parents' place? Then they can stay up all night and repost all the fash-bashing tweets they want while eating ice cream from a carton, live the dream!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It's not their parents' place? Then they can stay up all night and repost all the fash-bashing tweets they want while eating ice cream from a carton, live the dream!

I was thinking more along the lines of ADF's weird fascination with the concept of us/"the fascists" invading their apartment. What is even the point there?

 

[Rabidcolombian]

We are lucky these people are not reproducing

 

[Stress Sigh]

We are lucky these people are not reproducing

Phil and the gang do an excellent job making sure their family line ceases with them. There is no way short of sci fi cloning at this point that Phil's genes are going anywhere past Phil.

 

[Big Nasty]

Isn’t “Cold Dead Hands” usually the trope of Right Wingers? Also how do I take a building from cold dead hands? Isn’t it usually like a form you hand to somebody? I’ve never been evicted so...

Phil has been known to absorb and regurgitate right-wing tropes that he has mistaken for left-wing tropes.

 

[Randall Fragg]

The farmer has left the potato patch, I repeat, the farmer has left the potato patch, Operation Spud Eater is a go.

 

[MarineN*423543]

He's outright admitting that he's incapable of living on his own. But blames "fascist terrorism," and not his incompetence at managing basic adult functionality.

responsability is facism/right wing/trump/nazi, in the communism utopia, people will live like in the movie wall-e

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Philly boy better start looking for love on Okcupid to find a replacement soon. It will be very hard to find a lesbian, transwoman antifa super soldier interested in BDSM, SJW bullshit, Palestine, Latinx shit, maps, and guns in Portland or the west coast.

Phil won't find anyone to be in a relationship with. However something tells me that whatever particular faction of ANTIFA larpers he's running round with are probably full of mentally challenged, socially dysfunctional idiots who have made nothing but poor life choices and surf from couch to couch for a living because the can't support themselves.

I bet you once it gets out Phil's taking in LARP squatters so long as they're down to fight the fash and wear all black, he'll have no shortage of edgy bad boi's crashing in his livingroom under the guise of "My apartment is now ANTIFA headquarters..."

 

[An Ghost]

Phil is window-licking stupid, but he's also the kind of guy who could get himself on a government watchlist because he's mentally unstable, has no future and therefore nothing to lose, has violent fantasies, and is easily influenced by people with a political agenda that advocates violence.

Could get on a list? He already is and has been visited by the FBI for drawing this (pardon the shit quality)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Now he’s free to marry Xochi at last.

 

[johnny5150]

If he can't proved for two people then Antifa Firearms Instructor pay must suck.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This must be the most elaborated shitposting I've seen in a while. For the sake of my already fragile psyche, I refuse to believe I share this planet with people like him.

I was just thinking the very same thing. Who the fuck ANNOUNCES that kind of thing on an open social media channel for the whole fucking world to see? If you were divorcing, would you bother to tell anyone except those directly effected by it? Phil would. Mind bogglin'.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Now he’s free to marry Xochi at last.

You can't marry your hand.

 

[ON 190]

You can't marry your hand.

Nor can potatoes legally marry.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Who does he think wants to share rooms with a filthy, sharting pig-potato hybrid?

Don't worry. There are more than enough crazy, desperate troons with low standards out there. Not to mention, antifa is filled with a bunch of dirty, slacker hippies, many of who don't have enough money to take care of themselves. I'm sure if Phil wants a roommate, he'll be able to get one.

Personally, I'm looking forward to it. Because whoever Phil takes for a roommate is going to be ridiculous and crazy and pathetic. The resulting drama should be entertaining.

Not to mention, it's also only a matter of time before Toren lets loose and tells all kinds of embarassing stories about living with Phil. God knows everyone else who's lived with him has given us quality content.