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FIGGIN 1/26/19 ADF and Victoria have broken up - will leave the apartment in 6 weeks
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I’m a bitcoin biker and I say we do it (in Minecraft!)
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Technically, he didn't. He chose antifa over a guy who pretends (poorly) to be a girl.
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This would be 6 feet deep for any kiwi devoted enough to live with Phil's dilation schedule on the fridge.
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There is ONE (1) picture they have taken together. I'm too lazy to dig that out but it came from the very first days they were together.
So why can't Phil train Slingblade to be a Super Soldier as well? Slingblade is already a PhD, a journalist, a master musician, an iOS coder, has an advanced degree in Theology, and knows more endocrinology than specialist doctors.
This is a fate worse than death.
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It’s like choosing between a million dollars and a punch in the face, with the punch in the face representing a relationship with Slingblade and the million dollars representing anything that is not being in a relationship with Slingblade.
I think I know the one you mean. They went to a fancy dress party. Toren went as Phil. Phil went as Xochi, who dresses like Phil.
And a High Priestess in Wicca (coven unspecified). Plus he’s survived seven rapes by cishet men, so he must be pretty tough.
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Take the daughter-bike, Toren. You can flog it for booze!
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Slingblade convinced Phil to let him stay there, now without even being his 'girlfriend' and Phil still doesn't get to go into his own bedroom, and can't even store things there now. http://archive.li/ROBF9
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What a deal. And the Vodka Goblin still gets to piss all over Phil when he doesn't notice him because he is disguised as a human toilet.
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How long until Toren convinces Phil to hand over all his stuff so Toren can pawn it all off for vodka and drug money?
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I don't think Toren is the kind that asks for permission.
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Phil's stupidity truly shines here.
'He's graciously allowing me to fund him! How exceptionally magmanimous of him. I'm so lucky!'
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Reading between the lines, Isaboy and Slingblade have been at odds with each other (probably because Slingblade is sexually frustrated because Phil is too scared of sex and can't give Jon #analrips due to Phil's acorn dick/shemale surgery) and their relationship has soured. He's also sick of Phil's typical bullshit (Kiwi Farms, Antifag Supersoaker, Latinx, stink ditch lies, etc.). Slingblade goes looking for another mongoloid to mooch off of and get his geriatric jollies off. Someone agrees to keep Toren well stocked in vodka and internet service, and may or may not have agreed to the other thing. Slingblade tells Isaboy that he's leaving for greener pastures in a month and a half. Phil posts a bunch of bullshit about how being Antfag Supersoaker has made it impossible to support the Vodka Ogre and a bunch of other bullshit to make it seem like this was a mutual thing, but in reality he's terrified of the prospect of living alone because Kiwi Farms. A short time later Slingblade finds out that his new mooch mark as changed his mind and he has no place to go. He then begs Phil to let him stay, possibly promising Phil things he never intends to deliver (I'll pay for my own booze, I'll help with the rent and bills, I'll kill those evil Kiwis for you, etc.) because he doesn't want to be on the streets. Isaboy accepts and is relieved that he still has his attack ogre to set on anyone who tries to break in and rape him.
Have I got this right? I feel that's likely how it went down.
Have I got this right? I feel that's likely how it went down.
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I just keep laughing. This is comedy gold. If you told anyone the tale of Toren the vodka goblin and ADF Fuensalida the Latinx Antifa Supersoldier you would be taken to court and locked away because of your hallucinations and perhaps suspected use of psychedelic drugs.
"But your honor, there is evidence it is true on the Kiwi Farms!" As your lawyer shushes you because this really is not helping your case.
"But your honor, there is evidence it is true on the Kiwi Farms!" As your lawyer shushes you because this really is not helping your case.
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Considering it's Phil who has given up concessions and is now no longer even allowed to enter his own bedroom and Jon threw all his stored tard garbage out of the bedroom, it's more like Jon said fuck this I'm out of here and then Phil started the heavy duty begging.
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yeah, this is what I read between the lines about it as well.
The combination of "I can no longer provide for..." coupled with "... her self imposed deadline to move out" leads me to believe that the vodka goblin wanted out because he's sick of dealing with Phil's shit, and Phil whimpered , whined and gave into Torin's demands.
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I dunno, we saw the video of him shooting a gun. I think whoever brought him to the shooting range is a secret Kiwi assassin who knows if Phil is given a gun, it’s only a matter of time before he shoots himself.