[1-Jun-2019] Retrospective #4 - "To put a dent in my not tax situation"

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Now going on a 30 MINUTE BREAK. i'm sure he won't be gone for double that time like every break he does. Man, sitting in a chair for 2 hours watching your own shitty videos is such hard work dood! So tiring!.
 
Tatu Carreta2 said:
Edit 2: And now he is saying he is just 12 pounds overweight. Sure phil,as if someone only 12lbs overweigth would have those massive tits.
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I actually believe him on his weight. Phil looks like someone who eats like once a day, and that meal is shit along with a complete lack of physical movement.

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And because he gets free money from dumbasses like sambuca2020 (who has given at least $75 today between cheers and tips)
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Sambuca is one of those paypigs I kinda feel bad for because it's obvious he's desperate for any human attention, and Phil is using that for maximum shekels.
 
Someone ERRONEOUSLY requested Magfest vlogs, so we just watched 40 minutes of "Magfest vlogs" which was entirely video from a car of excommunicated friends talking and Phil saying that Rambo was a work aquaintance but also totally a friend but only once a week. Now we're going on a dinner break for half an hour and it's up to the chat, the few survivors, to decided if they want to actually see Magfest.

This fucking sucks.
 
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I don't care how much healthier this dude claims to be, he looks like an empty white trash bag that a raccoon is living in.
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With ENORMOUS tits you can see hanging ponderously off his collarbone.
 
EmperorGoutatine said:
This is an image of a decrepit, decaying old gouty man.

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Pay your respects.
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Your not wrong. I mean look at him. Yes he looked a little better all those years ago, but looking at him now. His arms are getting tiny, all the while you can tell his upper body is drooping down from the muscle/fat he once had. I'd almost like to see a full body shot of him and I bet you his body is becoming or has become pear shaped.

I mean when was the last time you saw him from the tits down? Maybe the wedding photo? We already know his legs are twigs from the time he flashed the cam with them a couple weeks ago.

The guy is literally decaying.
 
I come back from my swim, and DSP has made $255 in just tips.

I guess the stream was a success.
 
Two hours of shitty remixes in 7 hours has really exposed how miserable they are and how awful the stream viewer experience is.

He doesn't even change the screen when he gets back from breaks, he just starts talking over the slideshow, so you can't even mute, you're forced to listen to these songs for the thousandth time if you want your shoutouts or whatever.

And it's even more egregious knowing that he was like "5 minute break, I need to piss", visibly had an idea, and suddenly it became a 20 minute break because his ass hurts, and he leaves by saying "Howdoesthatsound?AlrightSoAnywayLet'sTakeABreakEverybodyOkEveryoneThanks"
 
EmperorGoutatine said:
This is an image of a decrepit, decaying old gouty man.
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✅ 6 hours of REM-less gin fueled sleep
✅ 1 breakfast serving of mountain dew kickstart
✅ Prepared packaged sliders / frozen meals
✅ Turkey / chicken except for every other day of red meat
✅ Off-Day high quality fast food / low quality sit down restaurant
✅ Cherry juice
✅ Acktive mall / Fred Meyer walking laps
✅ Back stretcher
✅ 190 pounds / 5'11''
 
This cheer came in during Phil reviewing more videos with John Rambo and the Project 7 crew......



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Phil:

"Well...........It's their fault, I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct"



Then Phil is interested in what his regular meals looked like, so he checked the video of him eating with Rambo,

ugh..............disgusting pig


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That awkward moment when you fingering yourself...............


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With absolutely no interaction with chat or commentation on his shitty video.............

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