Money 10/23 - Chris sued for debt a third time - Verdict: Chris owes $2,777.90 to Midland Funding

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Marvin said:
The fucked up thing is, he totally could've continued doing his stupid shtick with the credit cards. You have to realize, he wasn't paying off his credit cards with more credit cards. What he did was he just maintained the same set of credit cards and kept them perpetually maxed out. And then once in awhile he'd pay off enough debt (say from maxed out to only $4500/$5000), and then blow that debt he freed up. And then he'd repeat it.

The reason he's imploding now is because he's going insane. He doesn't care about the real world anymore. Even his simple autistic pleasures of blowing money on stupid plastic crap isn't cutting it for him.

He's going to go to cwcville and all his stupid plastic crap will come alive.
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:agree::agree::agree:

Chris' finances, while not good from a normal person standpoint, were sustainable, aside from Barb occasionally sticking her hand in the cookie jar and unexpected expenses like the car breaking down. Minimum payments on however many cards he has now, single-ply toilet paper and Goodwill clothes, Hungry Man dinners, cell phone and whatever other bills he has, and then the rest of the tugboat (and all of the eBay/Patreon money) could go to toys and fast food.

It's not impossible for him to get back to a sustainable point (as I've said elsewhere, it starts with making sure his tardbux go into a separate checking account), but I don't think he'll be able to do so without a lot of pain.
 
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Marvin said:
But another wrench in this situation is whatever any possible new idea guys are telling him.
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Part of me thinks even those idiots are surprised how 'all in' Chris went on this incredibly stupid troll scheme.

I wonder if they feel bad at all that Chris is betting his future on their bullshit. Probably not.
 
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Mason Verger said:
I wonder if they feel bad at all that Chris is betting his future on their bullshit. Probably not.
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The weens should feel bad, but the average observer shouldn't feel bad. No matter what people like to say, Chris shouldn't be on the Internet if he can't avoid this crap.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
The I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME should feel bad, but the average observer shouldn't feel bad. No matter what people like to say, Chris shouldn't be on the Internet if he can't avoid this crap.
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No, he shouldn't be online. He should've had a responsible, alert adult in his life when he hit his twenties to look out for him. Instead he had... Barb and Bob who was too weary to contradict Barb.
 
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And Bob had his hang-ups too. The Greene County Conspiracy, or Chris becoming a contributing member of society, among which.

zap2theextreme said:
I know there aren't many responsible people in Chris' life, but at least one person has to recognize what trouble he's in. Does he still go to a therapist? What goes on in that room that they haven't immediately strapped him into a straight jacket?
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Chris has learned how not to get help. Or, he's learned how to omit certain information so that he doesn't get stressed when people tell him cartoons aren't real.
 
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Every one who thinks they can't come in and Repo toys etc because 'How would they ever make money off it?'

Wrong. They will gleefully fucking take totes full of your shit, auction each box off for 30 bucks. Not to mention Chris might own functional collectibles he hasn't fucked up to much. These agencies have zero issue with fucking over any one.

Chris utterly deserves it, but hey.... I think the 'Is Chris getting better?' meme is about due to be put down. I think we should move on to the concept of 'Did Chris get locked up yet?'
 
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Guardsman42 said:
Every one who thinks they can't come in and Repo toys etc because 'How would they ever make money off it?'

Wrong. They will gleefully fucking take totes full of your shit, auction each box off for 30 bucks. Not to mention Chris might own functional collectibles he hasn't fucked up to much. These agencies have zero issue with fucking over any one.

Chris utterly deserves it, but hey.... I think the 'Is Chris getting better?' meme is about due to be put down. I think we should move on to the concept of 'Did Chris get locked up yet?'
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Only 30 bucks for a box of some infamous internet manchild's dirty toys and maybe some frozen dead autistic sperm in a Tupperware container?

Sign me the fuck up.
 
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Maybe he'll sell one of his movie vouchers from court on Ebay for a $200 markup (after autograph and certificate of authenticity). Then he'd be under the impression that he needs to break the law more so he can get more vouchers. :optimistic:
 
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Every one who thinks they can't come in and Repo toys etc because 'How would they ever make money off it?'

Wrong. They will gleefully fucking take totes full of your shit, auction each box off for 30 bucks. Not to mention Chris might own functional collectibles he hasn't fucked up to much. These agencies have zero issue with fucking over any one.
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Credit card debt is unsecured. It wouldn't be repossession.

Judgment liens can't be attached to personal property in Virginia. They can only garnish his income.
 
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Marvin said:
Credit card debt is unsecured. It wouldn't be repossession.

Judgment liens can't be attached to personal property in Virginia. They can only garnish his income.
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Could you imagine if any of these debt companies had any idea about the person they were dealing with? I'd hate to be working as their lawyers if I had to deal with Chris every few months only to have to do the shit all over again because he'll never stop.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Yeah I hoped that too, but we haven't seen anything approaching the desperation he had last spring when he was all frantic and making videos like "They're GoIng To TaKe the HouSe ToooMarooW! We NeeD SuBstantiaL DoNations NOOOOW!".

Instead he's just chill, tweeting about ponies. I mean, he lost he's car. That's the first time he's truly lost something he couldn't replace. Doesn't seem to care.
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When did he lose the car?
 
Chris went for some retail therapy today.

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Debt problem? What debt problem?
 
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WandelustBiatch said:
Could you imagine if any of these debt companies had any idea about the person they were dealing with? I'd hate to be working as their lawyers if I had to deal with Chris every few months only to have to do the shit all over again because he'll never stop.
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The debt companies know who they're dealing with: one more tard among millions who probably shouldn't have credit card debt, but do anyway. Makes 'em millions.

Probably sucks to be a lawyer for such an outfit though.
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris went for some retail therapy today.

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Debt problem? What debt problem?
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Burn baby, burn.
 
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