[10-6-16] Phil needs bedding - After buying a $100 knife

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Since Phil's got that new knife, all he has to do is find another hobo more corpulent than he is and use 'em like a TauntaunAUGH YEAH
 
Positron said:
Yeah but where can we send it? As far as we know his address is still "somewhere under a bridge in Portland".
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I'm hoping to get the address soon. But to be fair, there's not going to be an address.
 
ShavedSheep said:
$112 can buy you a lot of blankets
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Phil reminds me of that one Simpsons episode.

(Homer finds a $100 Bill under the couch)

Homer - "Aww man I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's brain - "A hundred dollars can buy many peanuts."
Homer - "Explain"
Homer's brain - "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Homer - "Shut up brain!"
 
I hope someone gives him an air mattress which he accidentally stabs with the knife he wants to keep under his pillow.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
If only there was a way to get the farms logo printed on some sheets.....
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I was thinking about this earlier as well. I wasn't gonna spend that kind of money on taters though. I was thinking like one of those cheap fleece throws they sell at Wal-Mart or something similarly cheap, then make a large stencil and just spray paint the KiwiFarms logo on it. Couldn't be any worse than his vest that's been spray painted multiple times.

Of course this would necessitate he actually have a reliable address to ship something to, such as the apartment he claims to be getting. Which is most likely a lie.

One thing that's a bit telling is his asking for monetary donations, and not, say, physical items. Even ordered through an Amazon wish list or something. I wonder how he'd respond to being asked about such a thing, and what his likely excuse is.
 
Phil hates cops until he needs to snitch. Phil hates cis white men until he needs a bed to sleep on.

Maybe if he wasn't such a prick, people would be more inclined to help him out. Well, that and the fact that in the past month Phil has spent enough money on worthless crap he doesn't need that he could afford a decent mattress with the headboard he wants to be chained to.
 
He should take some skin off with his knife. Use his large-ass thigh as a blanket.

Possibly his arse as a mattress.
 
Ruin said:
Wait how the heck is Phil even getting hotel rooms? Doesn't pretty much every hotel require a valid credit card to rent?
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Phil's SSDI is given to him each month one of two ways.

1) he has an SSDI debit card that they reload with more money each month
2) they direct deposit his payment into a bank account each month which he has a debit card from

I don't know which one he has, though I'm leaning towards the second.
 
Smutley said:
Phil's SSDI is given to him each month one of two ways.

1) he has an SSDI debit card that they reload with more money each month
2) they direct deposit his payment into a bank account each month which he has a debit card from

I don't know which one he has, though I'm leaning towards the second.
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And they can get a deposit from that?
 
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