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The other people in that apartment building already have to live in close proximity to Phil. It would be heaping insult on top of injury to infest their homes with bedbugs too.
[10-6-16] Phil needs bedding - After buying a $100 knife
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Why on earth doesn't he just go to the Goodwill? Thrift-store blankets are kind of hit or miss, but you can always find one or two decent ones that don't have any weird stains. Launder 'em once or twice and you're good to go. And there's often a whole pile of those stupid printed fleece ones that have skulls and stuff on them. Won't run him more than $10.
Is he really so lazy that he can't be arsed to buy himself ANYTHING that's not a useless impulse purchase?
Is he really so lazy that he can't be arsed to buy himself ANYTHING that's not a useless impulse purchase?
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You could have gotten a blanket like this if you hadn't bought the overpriced knife
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He could have a bed and bedding for a little less than half of what he spent on his phallic knife.
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He could have a bed and bedding for a little less than half of what he spent on his phallic knife.
They actually sell sheets and bedding in the camping section where you get the inflatable beds. It is cheap as shit. Also, if he really wants to be a cheapass, he could just go raid a goodwill container. Half the fucking time they are unlocked.
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Gotta laugh at Phil's bald-faced gall and entitlement here. He's not even really trying to disguise what he's saying. It's essentially "I need some of you stupid fuckers to buy or just give me all the necessities for my new pad so that I can continue to spend my TardBux on frivolous shit that absolutely benefits me not at all, but it's shiny and I want it because I like the shiny."
You could almost admire Phil's stones for being so blatantly obvious about his wanting other people to take care of his housewares so that he's free to waste his Sped Cash on low quality knives and ugly body modifications, except for Phil's disgusting selfishness, entitlement, and the fact that he's probably just too Autistically clueless to realize that everyone can see what he's up to.
I still find it hilariously disturbing and pathetic that he specifically wants a bed he can be handcuffed to when he knows damn well that no one will ever want to get kinky with him except Phil himself.
You could almost admire Phil's stones for being so blatantly obvious about his wanting other people to take care of his housewares so that he's free to waste his Sped Cash on low quality knives and ugly body modifications, except for Phil's disgusting selfishness, entitlement, and the fact that he's probably just too Autistically clueless to realize that everyone can see what he's up to.
I still find it hilariously disturbing and pathetic that he specifically wants a bed he can be handcuffed to when he knows damn well that no one will ever want to get kinky with him except Phil himself.
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He could have a bed and bedding for a little less than half of what he spent on his phallic knife.
With the rest of what he spent on the knife he could have bought a cheap microwave, a kettle and a toaster. Regardless of what you'd *like* in your home, you really only need to sort out somewhere to sleep and a way of making meals immediately.
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I reckon he said that as a way of being super-edgy, so us squares would be freaked out by the crazy, kinky world of Izzy Hell. It might also be a prop in his "sex worker" lie. He doesn't seem to realise that it's not high school and no one's going to flock to him because he's so cool and rebellious, and if anything, it's going to make him less appealing.
I never thought I'd say this, but CWC is actually better at e-begging than Phil.
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Hand cuffs arent even edgy anymore tho. Like leaving the dude chained to a bed is played for comedy in movies and on TV these days.
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It's very male of him to buy a thrusting, aggressive weapon instead of vital necessities.
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Because Phil is better than that. That's for poor people. Phil isn't poor. He's a proud translatinx Communist rebel who is fighting to bring down the system from within by mooching off welfare, obviously. Just like he's above panhandling. Let those average homeless losers do all the hard work. They're suckers anyway. Phil isn't homeless, he's houseless. And it's not even his fault because of transmisogyny!
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No, but Phil isn't exactly up on what's considered edgy. He just spent over $100 on a knife that was in a film 20 years ago and he's only just now discovered the Joker. Hell, he still thinks smoking is cool and rebellious - he might be the only person over the age of 20 who thinks that.
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You don't need to send him bed bugs. Just imagine all the bugs and other things that live on Phil's body he'll be bringing to the apartment, and I'm sure he will attract cockroaches once he starts living there. I really feel bad for his neighbors that have the misfortune of sharing a wall or floor with the idiot.
