[10-9-16] Phil's weapons - Claims he's a good person

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lol he got that goofy, useless serrated machete.

I still can't get over his mush mouthed voice. "Furrsday" "un-udder" "prof-fect"
 
Can you imagine if everyone went around putting "trigger warnings" in front of everything they say and do like he does? What an awful dystopian-style censored world these spergs live in.

Also, my favorite lies of the video:
"I shot about 9 people."
"Once you get to the 10th time you don't care anymore."
 
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I don't know which is the least unbelievable part of this 9 minute bullshit-fest; that people would actually come to his house that he would have to tell to get out, that someone could commit serial assault with taser and the police would have no interest, or that he's actually read any of those books.
 
"You really do not want to be hit with this thing...it has a skull on the handle."

Holy shit guys, we better watch out.
 
Transcript plz.

Gee, Phil, if you hadn't spent so much money on useless "weapons", maybe you could have afforded housing before, or food now.
 
KFC said:
"You really do not want to be hit with this thing...it has a skull on the handle."

Holy shit guys, we better watch out.
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Goofy Logic said:
Don't you mean a skeletin? :tyceknife:
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Shit, I just realised something. Phil thought we were being truthful when we said Tweaker had a tank, plus other ridiculous claims kiwi farms has made. Phil doesn't seem to understand sarcasm or basic jokes, plus he visits the farms.
anyone else think that he takes all the "spooky skeleton" stuff on here seriously and thinks we all have a severe fear or skeletons? He already has the edgy hot topic style going on, so it fits his style, but I could see him thinking we will actually be intimidated more by a skull.
 
This is retarded even for him, also there is no way in hell he's used that pepperspray.
 
Is hilarious that ADF, homeless man's version of CWC, of course turns out to be better at everything than the genuine article including living on his own, posting }:P intimidating videos and spraying pepper spray in guys' faces. Proving CWC is his own best troll yet again by comparison between him and, annuder, off-brand him, Phil.

Fair play to the guy here, he isn't shy about letting anybody know just what they're going to deal with if they provoke him, unlike Chris who will only post about it on Facebook, instead of making a video, and barely hit the trigger when he's on someone else's property.
 
He's going to hurt himself or his possible roommate with all this posturing. He can barely use the camera or keep it steady.
 
"You really don't want to get hit with this thing. It has a skull on the handle."

Reminds me of someone else...

:jaceknife:

Edit. I was late.
 
I like how he has daytime and nighttime mace, as if it's like changing out of business casual to an evening gown. Also, he says he maced someone again last Thursday. I don't think any of these cans have ever been discharged because the most likely outcome would be him macing himself.
 
8:00 - "A lot of people paint me as evil"

Uh nobody does that but Phil himself, just like nobody else fucking calls him "Izzy Hell".
 
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