100 Days of Weighing In | Days 5-7 - 05/27/19

What made Albert not weigh in on Mother's Day?

  • Ornge Chekeen

    Votes: 35 13.6%

  • Getting a call from her mother in prison

    Votes: 12 4.7%

  • Cheat day as a reward for only gaining 1.2 pounds in two days

    Votes: 122 47.5%

  • She did weigh in, it was just another gain but this time it was massive

    Votes: 88 34.2%
  • Total voters
    257
Owlflaps said:
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Uncanny resemblance.
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Crunchy Smegma said:
Game Theory: Hamber records all the scale weigh-ins in bulk and simply shifts her weight on or off the scale to affect the results.
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that's what I been saying! to me it's far less likely that she's committing to some kind of daily routine and far more likely she's just filming them all at once or in batches. Even when she outright says she prefers to weigh herself every day, multiple times a day, she doesn't do it. Soooo she miraculously is following through on something now? Nahhhhhhhhhh

And like...in her recent video she looks bigger than before she lost those 11ish lbs, and yeah she gained it all back but you can just see it in her face alone that it's more than that.

unless some people are actually buying the "I'm swollen" bullshit
 
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Crunchy Smegma said:
Game Theory: Hamber records all the scale weigh-ins in bulk and simply shifts her weight on or off the scale to affect the results.
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Some farmers had this idea. I think she definitely did in the days 1-4 video as the camera was in the exact same angle/position. Also very strange how the fan is blaring in all of them, as if she never one day decided that it was too loud and you turn it off after reviewing footage. But then again I could be off about this.
 
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Gorl68 said:
Some farmers had this idea. I think she definitely did in the days 1-4 video as the camera was in the exact same angle/position. Also very strange how the fan is blaring in all of them, as if she never one day decided that it was too loud and you turn it off after reviewing footage. But then again I could be off about this.
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Of course she did. Doesn't take geometric logic to figure out she's a lazy fuck who emerges from pillow mountain for short bursts of activity, and then retreats for a week of "rest". She thinks she has this figured out. Least amount of work = maximum amount of food. She's snoring off 5000 calories right now, bet on it, and that's about all she's done since she made these.
 
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idosometimes said:
What kind of trash person takes a bite of something and then places the partly eaten item back in the bag? Of all the disgusting things in Abnerlynn world, this has to be the most terrible. Seriously. That is gross. Stop that.
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That was just for show. She ate it all after the camera was off.
 
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PerkChop said:
Could you imagine the engineering that would go into a prosthetic that would handle both her weight as well as her fucked up shuffle/walk?!
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There was a guy on "The Show" who had that exact problem. He was breaking his prosthetic leg because he was too fat and they couldn't build one that could handle his weight.
 
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Hope I don’t derail this too hard but

Dog Prom 3D said:
Jesus. The ride up the scale has been fast and unforgiving.

Amber has reached the facial shape that was once so special to Rosie Skaggs, aka quirkyloverosee, an OG IG fat girl. Rosie's cheeks gained so much fat she looked deformed. What's so bizarre is that Rosie was an extreme apple-shape, with a massive upper body and tiny match stick legs. It's weird how people with two entirely different body shapes can somehow have genetic coding that tells their bodies to send fat to the cheeks. Some pics of Rosie for comparison.
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Damn I haven’t heard that name in a long time and boy did I love that shit show. Is she inactive? Thread here was only 2 pages and not updated since 2015. I think I used to read about her on fph and lolcow.farm.
 
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