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Subway style, nigga. Five dolla footlong fo' life. Ask Chris. I'm sure he knows by now.
11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update
- Thread starter Pointless Sperg
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The highest thing Chris has learned was driving. Still don't know why, but his record speaks for itself.
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This is some thing I've mulled over. The neo nazi shit if he hits prison could possibly draw him in. He's naive, and fairly racist, and he'd probably adjust out of 'I'm Jesus!' to their views given enough exposure. He only believes the shit he does because people encouraged it in some way. Lack of other material? Become a nazi. It would be a pretty sad saga, but interesting at the same time.
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I like it, it posses a certain charm.
HE SETS ME ON FIRE....
Nha Chris wouldn't get accepted by them even if they see he's playing pretend they wouldnt have that anywhere near there gang, and he'll likely be kept far away from that kind of person for his own safety.
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The Nazis also believed in sterilizing and/or euthanizing the mentally retarded.
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He would have to drop the trans and danger hair. Also I don't think their ideology permits members to be legit mother fuckers.
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“And during the Stone Age”
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Another clue into Chris’s relationship with his fantasy realm. Obviously, it’s more than just the sort of imagination that a normal person has but at the same time, he can shut it off at a moment’s notice. If he was really as delusional as he pretends to be, why wouldn’t he believe Robertchu could write him a letter? Even if it costs thousands of dollars, playing pretend that a moon laser will destroy cartoon land is fun. Deep down, even Chris knows that it wouldn’t be fun to talk to his father about his current predicament
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According to Chris himself, he "hates frickin Nazis." Of course I don't believe him when he says it; Chris has a beginners knowledge of WW2 anyway.
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I really need to finally do a deep dive on that Idea Guys situation. I honestly tuned out for most of that because it just did not hold much interest for me, but if that situation was what introduced these merge ideas and other schizo topics into his mind, it must have been some borderline MK Ultra shit. I know Chris has always been prone to suggestion, but he has doubled down on this belief of alternate dimensions and such to an extent that is honestly beyond comprehension. It's on par with people who get deeply involved with cults.
It's hard to say if that was what really solidified his investment in his fantasy world though, as I kind of tend to believe Bob's death was where Chris started to break down any feelings of needing to adhere to social norms anymore. That and the increasing isolation he retreated into. I think the lack of instilling a desire to work and provide for himself was the major failing of his parents, as it pretty much guaranteed that all of this subsequent maladaptive behavior would take place eventually. If you're an adult that refuses to work and is too mentally unstable/weird to have any kind of social life, adding to that the fact that even your own extended family wants to avoid you... well, it shouldn't result in something quite as insane as what Chris is doing now, but it still is going to not lead to a normal functional adult life.
What's pretty sad though, and speaks to Chris's mental state, is that he doesn't even seem to truly enjoy any of his fantasies/hobbies either... like it just all feels like vacant ego indulgence rather than him feeling a strong connection to his characters or other things he's created. It's a common theme with autists I've encountered especially in fandom. They will obsess over some piece of media or character, but never communicate anything insightful that makes them enjoy that thing or relate to it. I think many of them lack empathy to the point that they cannot relate to anything, even human experiences depicted in fiction, so they just fixate superficially on something to fill the void in them that would otherwise be occupied by normal emotions.
It's hard to say if that was what really solidified his investment in his fantasy world though, as I kind of tend to believe Bob's death was where Chris started to break down any feelings of needing to adhere to social norms anymore. That and the increasing isolation he retreated into. I think the lack of instilling a desire to work and provide for himself was the major failing of his parents, as it pretty much guaranteed that all of this subsequent maladaptive behavior would take place eventually. If you're an adult that refuses to work and is too mentally unstable/weird to have any kind of social life, adding to that the fact that even your own extended family wants to avoid you... well, it shouldn't result in something quite as insane as what Chris is doing now, but it still is going to not lead to a normal functional adult life.
What's pretty sad though, and speaks to Chris's mental state, is that he doesn't even seem to truly enjoy any of his fantasies/hobbies either... like it just all feels like vacant ego indulgence rather than him feeling a strong connection to his characters or other things he's created. It's a common theme with autists I've encountered especially in fandom. They will obsess over some piece of media or character, but never communicate anything insightful that makes them enjoy that thing or relate to it. I think many of them lack empathy to the point that they cannot relate to anything, even human experiences depicted in fiction, so they just fixate superficially on something to fill the void in them that would otherwise be occupied by normal emotions.
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Evidence against there being a vengeful God:
Chris isn't getting struck by lightning for blasphemy.
Chris isn't getting struck by lightning for blasphemy.
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His life was already a lot like jail. He had no job, all of his needs were taken care of by others, and his social isolation was almost complete. Chris might actually feel that losing his freedom was a good thing, because it took away his ability to improve his life (beyond physical and mental fitness, I suppose, but I doubt Chris is going to be doing prison workouts and going to therapy voluntarily) and thus removed any pressure to perform or take responsibility. He doesn't even need to make excuses anymore.
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I spit up soda when I just thought of this as 'Reasons not to believe in the Sky-God' . Thank you for the laugh.
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To think, Chris' one moment of freedom was travelling to a pony convention that he was pinning for a year, only to fuck his mom and be thrown in the slammer for it. I can't believe he was able to 'earn' more than enough money to go, thinking no one would find out about it.
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Those guys may have swastika tattoos and use hard R's, but they are anything but Nazis.... Where the AB lacks in proficiency compared to the real NSDAP they make up for in pragmatism.
The AB would take CWC in as a form of currency.
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Yes, but that also doesn't rule out the possibility that Chris *IS* the Sky-God, like he claims.
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And so every member of KF becomes an atheist or some shit upon this day.