11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

Any brave soul willing to attempt a transcript? I can’t hear shit from the potato-quality audio.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

How hard is it to specifically ask him if he put his bent duck into Barb’s China?
We already know the answer, but I want to hear it straight from the Sonichu’s mouth.

I believe they are but Chris’s attorney has gotten it in his head to shut up about confessing sex crimes. Without the question including though, we obviously can’t be sure

 

[thegooddoctor]

It’s a real shame that he’s this happy and adjusted towards prison life so early on, So many of us were freaking out or gushing at the thought of Chris going apeshit in prison and I bet A logs were clamouring for him to get pushed around or beaten up in the slammer, yet here he is rather content continuing to sit on his fat arse writing to trolls and orbiters adding more lore to his bullshit schitzo/ religious merge ramblings and claiming to the coming messiah. Despite the fact he fucked his mom and will be in prison for probably 10 whole years. It’d kind of be funny he was wasn’t so repulsive.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

It's weird to hear him nowadays without the shrilly voice he puts. Must've stopped doing that shtick in jail.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It’s a real shame that he’s this happy and adjusted towards prison life so early on, So many of us were freaking out or gushing at the thought of Chris going apeshit in prison and I bet A logs were clamouring for him to get pushed around or beaten up in the slammer, yet here he is rather content continuing to sit on his fat arse writing to trolls and orbiters adding more lore to his bullshit schitzo/ religious merge ramblings and claiming to the coming messiah. Despite the fact he fucked his mom and will be in prison for probably 10 whole years. It’d kind of be funny he was wasn’t so repulsive.

I'm not sure if that's because it's all still new to him, the best we have seen of Chris in recent years is when he's been out of the house for a day or two even for a afternoon, Or if he's finding being forced to conform to a set of standards and a routeen beneficial to him like that autistic reporter who was put in prison for a artical.

I think it could be a mix of both but it's still unexpected development.

 

[Turbocuck]

Oh wow, at 2:20 he says he intends to keep working with his "business associate" Caden Peck. I wonder if he's still in contact with Caden.

 

[King Kiwi]

Welp, I literally regret listening to that.

 

[TaterBot]

First of all, Chris is not a "prisoner" in the sense that he's in prison, only in that he is being kept confined. He is an inmate in jail. He is still innocent in the eyes of the law, and only kept in jail without bail as a precaution. In the past people in this situation were called "remand prisoners", but more recently the trend has been to call them "pre-trial detainees" or "pre-trial inmates" to make the distinction clear that they are not in prison.

Exactly. Inmates are treated differently pre-trial compared to post-trial. When the jury/judge pronounces "guilty" the gloves come off. He's coasting now, with his enablers sending money, aid, comfort, etc but when his status changes from Pre-trial detainee to "Offender", then the fun begins.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

You'll wait forever. He'll just keep simpering about loving soul-bonding and similar euphemistic shit to hide the repugnant truth.

Maybe if a boyfriend-free girl asks him...

It’s a real shame that he’s this happy and adjusted towards prison life so early on, So many of us were freaking out or gushing at the thought of Chris going apeshit in prison and I bet A logs were clamouring for him to get pushed around or beaten up in the slammer, yet here he is rather content continuing to sit on his fat arse writing to trolls and orbiters adding more lore to his bullshit schitzo/ religious merge ramblings and claiming to the coming messiah. Despite the fact he fucked his mom and will be in prison for probably 10 whole years. It’d kind of be funny he was wasn’t so repulsive.

For the ten billionth time, he's in jail. He isn't in prison yet (if ever).

Exactly. Inmates are treated differently pre-trial compared to post-trial. When the jury/judge pronounces "guilty" the gloves come off. He's coasting now, with his enablers sending money, aid, comfort, etc but when his status changes from Pre-trial detainee to "Offender", then the fun begins.

He actually could wind up happier in prison. Lower-security prisons are often nicer places to live than jail, because they have to deal with more long-term "customers". Yes he will have fewer rights, but they might be rights he doesn't care about, whereas he would appreciate the better amenities. More stuff in the commissary, a real library, more access to TV, more recreational facilities.

If he doesn't go to prison, he'll instead have to spend the rest of his time in the same jail, with fewer rights, but for a small enough amount of time that he can endure it since he's already going to be halfway of the way through at least. On the other hand it will be a huge blow post-conviction if his commissary money is in fact coming from Barb depositing his tugboat.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's weird to hear him nowadays without the shrilly voice he puts. Must've stopped doing that shtick in jail.

THAT'S IT.

I did wonder.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I really hate when his molestation is translated to healing in tard speech

like pedos that claim the kids seduced them

Unfortunately, Chris, until his dying breath, will continue with this exact description, word for word to make him feel better. It's like his story about being molested and being held down in elementary school. It's one of the few useless things engrained in his mind (the things that replaced respect and boundaries) that Chris truly cares about. I really hope Chris gets shunned by everyone (and gets accepted by pedos), because Chris will never learn, he's certainly not going to get better, and he will live his last days alone thinking more about his godhood than the gross creep he made himself to be.

 

[FightenGnome]

It's worked in the past though. Chris has demonstrated the ability to be somewhat more skeptical, though he never truly learns when the contents of the communication make him feel good.

That said I wish we had a copy of that letter.



When you or people you know go to jail regularly, you start to cope by thinking it's something normal you should be proud of rather than evidence of what a fuckup you are.

Lots of joggers in jogger culture talk with pride about how they did something abhorrent and spent time in jail/prison for it, and it elevates them among their peers. Not sure if Chris has enough bullshit weens that will praise him for his time in jail.

On your first point:

It worked far in the past, moreso during the Idea guy saga and not at all really since. I say this not as like an overall condemnation (lol it never works at all!) but more along the lines of, you're not going to get any real lulz out of doing it. Who here remembers the epic trolls that were Reginald and Crystal from the future? Imagine wasting all that time playing along with Chris' delusions only to have nothing at all worth showing about it. I followed Chris Chan around the end of the Blarms Saga and remember when the Catherine Saga was considered a dull re-run that was second only to BlueSpike in terms of disdain. I'd consider it the last half-decent troll at this point considering what we've seen since then. All subsequent trolls have been unfunny degenerates who think shouting memes is hilarious.

Regardless, pretending to be "Robertchu" is a pretty half-assed attempt to troll Chris and the weens need to get new material. Even if Chris believes you are Bob, all it's going to entail is intense LARP sessions and the moment you don't agree with Chris he will ghost you as a troll and for what at this point? A letter where he tells you he is a god and his pseudo religious views?

The whole point of trolling anyone is to get a rise out of them. This is something dirty 30 something Millennial leftists and Zoomers of all political stripes seem to not understand these days. Their concept of trolling is no different from Chris' "I fooled you for 30 seconds!" type of trolling.

On your second point:

True but I was more talking about it happening in the majority of timelines. Like Chris believes that in most parallel universes, he ends up in jail. Like when you imagine an alternate universe of yourself you usually imagine someone who is more successful or more worse off depending on what your desired outcome was and whether it was achieved or not. In Chris' mind, he mostly ends up in jail. It really shows how his mental state has decayed from his younger years where his answer would have been something like "Working in an office building, married with children."

 

[Guinan's hats]

Any brave soul willing to attempt a transcript? I can’t hear shit from the potato-quality audio.

Transcribed it because I had an hour between things I needed to do at work

..Feel like i'm in a much better place now. Uhh..it could be, could have been worse, I could have been abused a lot worse. I mean the worst time I was abused, just essentially if you dont count the theoretical exes (?), all those fakers and haters online...it would have to be the Pin Me Down event in 4th grade."

"uhh...a couple of them were like, just, like, around two of them, were like rather cruel or just being jerkish. Then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the envelopes and sent like, just whatever images and one of them pretended to be Robertchu, my dad. I saw them coming from a MILE away, just my foresight did. Just like you know, I would read the part of the first sentences, then just shred that letter and flushed it into the toiler. "

"I mean especially Kenneth and I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms, which of course then got relayed to Kiwifarms. And obviously yes, I wanted everybody to know what I realized that I am literally God, that I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All of that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essential the dimensional merge which I started talking about three years ago was like just one of the three events for the entire judgment day. The other two being the collective shift and of course my second coming.

"Well, among my writing I've lately written my thoughts and details each and every day, in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. You know I meditate a lot in here so, I know just pretty much every day I mean, I meditate innately, involuntarily 24/7 365. So for me to consciously meditate just for me to go deeper into myself and I'm deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the Akashic records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some."

"Yeah I've written a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. Sometime after I get out of here I'm likely to just um, lend them all to my entire business association, my business associates, (some name), have him do a bunch of scan work and help me to like publish it."

"Ah, that's always good, I like subway"

"I mean foreknew and foresaw that I was going to go to jail anyway. it was just popular amongst the other timelines."

"Yeah the thing I did was essentially I soul-bonded and cuddled and supportively and mentuality(??), and emotional and spirituality talked a lot with Barbara. So essentially I was just I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aura and chakras and of course healing and forgiving and all that of her past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did mainly. That was the main attraction."

"Yes the money would be appreciated to help me out, uh, I mean not only with phone time but also keep me well in thoughts with pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I been enjoying stoup. I figured out how to make noodle soup...in a BOTTLE."

"I'll send you a letter and drawing later. Take care and have a great, blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. take care and bye now."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I figured out how to make noodle soup...in a BOTTLE."

This is something a child or a chimp would express glee in. Then again this is Chris. I guess the ol' saying is still true: "You can teach an old manchild new tricks."

 

[Pointless Sperg]

just essentially if you dont count the theoretical exes (?),

"theoretical exes" is a CWC-ism for past "girlfriends" who were in fact trolls. Meaning that he loved and lost, therefore they are ex-loves, even if their existence was purely theoretical.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

rofl someone pretended to be his dad lol

 

[Alcalino9000]

rofl someone pretended to be his dad lol

Yes and he flushes it to the toilet, but seriously no one realized that he was begging for money and being Jesus, that someone reset the counter XD

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Life in prison is in its own culture, they will make the most out of what they have. Chris makes a drinkable ramen noodles. He could've done the lazier option: eat the ramen raw like chips.

As long as there's a microwave and an ingredient to smuggle from the kitchen, they can make anything from pizza, nachos, burritos, and even a cake.

Idk how you got that he made them drinkable by making them in a bottle. I think it's pretty clear he is just using the bottle as a container. I doubt chris is making a ramen slushie and gulping it down.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How low-tech the ways of Chris talking at the world have gotten.

It used to be YouTube vids, social media, and other internet stuff.

Now it's just letters and now phone calls.

 

[FightenGnome]

How low-tech the ways of Chris talking at the world have gotten.

It used to be YouTube vids, social media, and other internet stuff.

Now it's just letters and now phone calls.

The more Chris learns about cooking the greater the likelihood of him communicating via smoke signals eventually, unfortunately it will only be to indicate a fire is nearby.