11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

[Scarlett Johansson]

He actually thinks that he will get out of jail? Highly doubtful.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Man, this call really didn't do much, huh? All we got was that Chris now knows what to do with prison ramen.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Just a random thought. Given how Chris is now a religious nut and has dropped the shrilly high-pitcher voice he had been doing, do you reckon he’s dropped the whole transgender shtick?

I wonder the same thing - he claims to be so many different, sometimes contradictory things nowadays it's hard to keep track of them all, and for all the time he's spent in various online communities it's a wonder he never discovered "gender fluid" and started labelling himself as that because he seems to change his identity to whatever he feels suits him at the time.

I vaguely recall that in the earlier letter, he said that God is fine with transgenderism for some reason.

That was more him saying "if being gay or transgender is fine, what's wrong with banging your own mum?" IIRC.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I vaguely recall that in the earlier letter, he said that God is fine with transgenderism for some reason.

Abrahamic religious texts generally don't talk about transgenderism, just gays. In Iran you can be put to death for being gay, but if you change your gender (including surgery), it is perfectly legal. Consequently a lot of surgery goes on in Iran.

It does over several generations if it is a consistent practice. That's why the European royal families were so genetically degenerate (as well as degenerate in other ways).

Bingo. Hillbilly cousin fucking isn't a problem in isolation, but if it's a tradition like it is in Pakistan then it creates problems.

He actually thinks that he will get out of jail? Highly doubtful.

He will be out of jail eventually, to be released or sent to prison. A conclusion to the case can only be delayed so long. Post-conviction you can only stay in jail for a year max. (If you get a multi-year sentence but have enough time served that there's less than a year left, they sometimes have you serve the rest in jail)

That was more him saying "if being gay or transgender is fine, what's wrong with banging your own mum?" IIRC.

I mean, the arguments he presented in that context were valid. Disgusting, but valid.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I believe Chris is actually completely satisfied being in jail.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I vaguely recall that in the earlier letter, he said that God is fine with transgenderism for some reason.

Chris thinks "the gods" are OK with any kind of sex - like adultery or incest - as long as there's consent, and that "Earth 1218" is now being "enlightened" with that.

We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.

 

[Search]

Since y'all having a holiday (I personally can't relate) - here's a gift.
Fixed audio a bit. Sneed bless Sneedacity and Bitwig. Our true lords and saviors.

Not perfect by any means but more intelligible imo.

Enjoy. Happy turkey slaughtering!

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Abrahamic religious texts generally don't talk about transgenderism, just gays. In Iran you can be put to death for being gay, but if you change your gender (including surgery), it is perfectly legal. Consequently a lot of surgery goes on in Iran.

They mention eunuchs sometimes, but they don't mention female souls in male bodies or anything like that.

 

[AnOminous]

They mention eunuchs sometimes, but they don't mention female souls in male bodies or anything like that.

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Chris is proud of the fact that he fucked his mom. That is why he will never deny he fucked her. Instead he sugar coats it with bullshit language.

I am not even surprised. Motherfucker is a degenerate supreme.

He is not even a human.

 

[StraightShooter2]

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1.

That's basically how incels were dealt with in ancient times.

 

[Tikbalang]

That's basically how incels were dealt with in ancient times.

I don't think so. If a man raped a woman, he's guaranteed a marriage like "You break it, you buy it".

 

[Trugrade]

A little surprised he hasn’t blamed Hasbro yet for fucking his timeline up.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Chris thinks "the gods" are OK with any kind of sex - like adultery or incest - as long as there's consent, and that "Earth 1218" is now being "enlightened" with that.

He really did follow the New Age mentality note for note. It's pretty characteristic of that school of thought that you can basically rewrite/fanfic religion into being approving of you and your fuckups. And I'm not just talking about expanding an existing religion to be more accepting of gays or whatever, I'm talking about how New Age beliefs are sort of designed to tell its adherents that any mistakes or just outright selfish or bad decisions you've made, are magically forgiven in the eyes of god/gods/etc. without you having to take any corrective actions even. It's perfect for Chris, and it does indeed tend to be designed to groom vulnerable retards who want spiritual forgiveness without any effort invested in self-improvement.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The full 9 minute call had just come out:

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

The full 9 minute call had just come out:

Spoiler: Archive

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He's so fucking proud that he figured out how to make "noodle soup" in a soda bottle. Granted, that is his most advanced achievement in his 40 years on This Mortal Coil, but holy fuck, he expects the other person to take this like he just walked on water.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I didn't think it was possible but he really is off the deep end now, he's so impressed he can recall a date and then realise someone has had there birthday and brags about it being a simple math problem but at the end my god he's blathering on about his Angels and Hubby Chu and Pokemon visiting him in prison etc...

I'm kinda really disturbed by it, if he's playing make believe he's putting more effort into it than he has before but if he's not he has really gotten worse than anyone really understands.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I didn't think it was possible but he really is off the deep end now, he's so impressed he can recall a date and then realise someone has had there birthday and brags about it being a simple math problem but at the end my god he's blathering on about his Angels and Hubby Chu and Pokemon visiting him in prison etc...

I'm kinda really disturbed by it, if he's playing make believe he's putting more effort into it than he has before but if he's not he has really gotten worse than anyone really understands.

Should you be surprised? Chris is going full ham on this and there's no stopping it; the man can't have a normal conversation without mentioning either his marriage or da merge. I don't know how long his coping can last, and when the bubble bursts, who knows how Chris will react? This is the most Chris has put the effort into anything (keeping up with the comics, becoming a normal functioning human within society, etc.)

 

[Reef-Raze]

I think it's funny that he is still talking about that vague incident where his screams were recorded.
One incident he likely has no actual memory of, and in reality was likely entirely kosher, apparently has brought him to this event- and is solely to blame.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A little surprised he hasn’t blamed Hasbro yet for fucking his timeline up.

At this point, given the weird symbol he keeps drawing on everything simply looks like the assembled crystal at the end of the G5 movie (you know, "unification" of the three types of pony in the most literal sense possible), I think Chris ended up deciding this shit was actually okay. Much the same way he hated how Equestria Girls happened but then he did a complete 180 on that to the point he cosplayed as the DJ character a couple of times.

It does bear mentioning, though, that this means that a canonical erasure of an entire cartoon series' worth of progress (G5's entire plot is reliant on everything that the main characters did in G4 ultimately all being forgotten and literal racism is the law of the land of how each pony type regards the others) ultimately got a pass from Chris, whereas I don't think he's ever gotten over the blue arms thing where all that happened was Sonic growing arm hair.

Should you be surprised? Chris is going full ham on this and there's no stopping it; the man can't have a normal conversation without mentioning either his marriage or da merge. I don't know how long his coping can last, and when the bubble bursts, who knows how Chris will react? This is the most Chris has put the effort into anything (keeping up with the comics, becoming a normal functioning human within society, etc.)

Chris is too far gone, he's just going to go even harder into his coping delusions, as he'd rather believe he's suffering now but that the endgame will reward him with the complete restructuring of all creation with him as a self-styled goddess, via the Merge, as opposed to actually facing reality and doing something about it.

This has always been how Chris acts - the ONLY time that the coping mechanism failed was the Simonla incident where Chris unintentionally Catch-22'd himself under his own logic and effectively murdered a cartoon character who he believed was alive, finding his attempt to work around this by immediately introducing a blatant replacement...was not actually satisfactory to him. He completely shut down and this killed the comic. This could have been a point where he was brought into reality.

Instead, as we all know, he drifted towards trying to simply not be seen as a JERK MALE anymore, leading to calling himself transgender, and later resurected Simonla having apparently realized nobody actually gave a fuck about her being stolen from somebody else's idea, let alone being dead, and stating he was 'repairing damage done in the past' or whatever.

When the inevitable happens and Barb finally dies, Chris is just going to cope harder than ever before. I fully expect Norman Bates style bullshit where he tries to wear Barb's clothes.