11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

Given the luck Null had trying to get Chris to stop doxxing himself, i can only imagine the misery in the lawyers head. Yet again its gonna be a slap on the wrist, we all know it.
His lawyer has gotten it through his skull not to confess openly to his crimes at a minimum. That’s likely just wise either way, but it makes we wonder if his attorney might go as far as claiming that incest never happened and that it’s all a big misunderstanding caused by an exceptional individual purposefully twisting or misunderstanding events.
 
As I said I've not read it but I think it's mostly the Outsider artist status they both seem to have acquired and the morbid fascination people have with them.

I was just making a Commodore computer joke. The C64 (of which Chris is a goddess) is one of Commodore's 8-bit computers, as well as being the most successful individual model of personal computer of all time (i.e. the best-selling model, not platform -- x86 IBM compatible is far and away the most successful platform). It was released in 1982, the same year Chris was born. Bob used his C64 to introduce Chris to computers.

The Amiga was Commodore's final series of 32-bit computers, extremely advanced at the time they were first released in 1985 (with capabilities that Windows would not see until Windows 95, a full decade later). Andy Warhol got an Amiga in 1985 and he used them extensively until his death. A few years back there was a project to recover his art from his old moldy Amiga floppy disks.

So it was just a joke that Warhol was more advanced since he used a more advanced Commodore. Obviously Warhol was a far better artist in general.

My post is entirely deserving of the autism tag.
 
When I posted my comments here before my video and all of it was still kind of new and underground. Noone was mentioning it besides here. and I figured my posts were just hidden in a forum somewhere.

Once it got bigger It makes what I wrote seem like Im trying desperately to be famous but I wasn't. I genuinely was just trying to interact with some people I thought somehow found my video and were interested in it. I wrote them keeping in mind at the time that my video was a little event for this small community.

I didnt even know my phone call was the first one. I didnt think It was anything special.And since its gotten bigger I've stepped away from it because I don't like that attention. Ive even asked geno not to have me in the doc.

As for smokey I was an idiot about copyright because I never use youtube and have never had a video with more than 4 to 500 views. I was a channel you passed by in the desert somewhere with no activity. I thought if something used all of your video thats all it took to violate and I didnt copyright claim it over ads even though thats what it looked like when I wrote youtube.

I wrote what I wrote because when I did the claim youtube asked "Does it use your whole video? Does it affect your videos potential marketability? ect" So I was replying to those questions. I did it because me and smokey had issues before this and I dont like him and I told him he couldnt use my video. But after I copyright claimed him I realized I just looked like a karen and I cant do that because I dont like the person or how he used my video so I apologized to him ,before he made the video against me,

from the very beginning which he did not record because he came at me full force to provoke me so he could screenshot my replies once It got heated. Needless to say he didn't accept my apology. He actually ignored me and all my attempts and only wrote me to say "go watch my new video 🤣" refering to the one where he trashed me for 10 minutes. The video features none of what he wrote which should always be a sign of deception and a redflag and even in the video you see I apologized but I was more annoyed by that point. Even at the most heated he could get me for screenshots I still apologized.

The was a guy who had his video taken down as well from my claim and they both were commenting on my video the same time about it and the other guy was chill and just asked if I could undo it. I retracted both the claims and sent him a screenshot. That guy went on his way and was fine. Smokey made that 10 minute video. So theres nothing you can do when someone absolutely wont hear you out and forgive you. I have no hard feelings against smokey because I dont really care about youtube. Anyway sorry for appearing as an attention whore and a karen.
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EDIT: Here's screenshots of the kind of stuff I was dealing with trying to reason with smokey before He removed all the comments.
The second Photos particularly entertaining because smokey monetized that video like 10 mins later.
 
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I was just making a Commodore computer joke. The C64 (of which Chris is a goddess) is one of Commodore's 8-bit computers, as well as being the most successful individual model of personal computer of all time (i.e. the best-selling model, not platform -- x86 IBM compatible is far and away the most successful platform).

My post is entirely deserving of the autism tag.
I stand with you. The C64 was my first computer way back in the day and it rocked! Still miss playing D&D "Pool of Raidiance' etc. on that thing.
 
I stand with you. The C64 was my first computer way back in the day and it rocked! Still miss playing D&D "Pool of Raidiance' etc. on that thing.

I just envisioned Chris trying to play Pool of Radiance and getting his ass stomped even if he cheated and gave his party 18 in every stat.
 
When I posted my comments here before my video and all of it was still kind of new and underground. Noone was mentioning it besides here. and I figured my posts were just hidden in a forum somewhere.

Once it got bigger It makes what I wrote seem like Im trying desperately to be famous but I wasn't. I genuinely was just trying to interact with some people I thought somehow found my video and were interested in it. I wrote them keeping in mind at the time that my video was a little event for this small community. I didnt even know my phone call was the first one. I didnt think It was anything special.And since its gotten bigger I've stepped away from it because I don't like that attention.

Ive even asked geno not to have me in the doc. As for smokey I was an idiot about copyright because I never use youtube and have never had a video with more than 4 to 500 views. I was a channel you passed by in the desert somewhere with no activity. I thought if something used all of your video thats all it took to violate and I didnt copyright claim it over ads even though thats what it looked like when I wrote youtube. I wrote what I wrote because when I did the claim youtube asked "Does it use your whole video? Does it affect your videos potential marketability? ect" So I was replying to those questions.

I did it because me and smokey had issues before this and I dont like him and I told him he couldnt use my video. But after I copyright claimed him I realized I just looked like a karen and I cant do that because I dont like the person so I apologized to him ,before he made the video against me, from the very beginning which he did not record because he came at me full force to provoke me so he could screenshot my replies once It got heated. Needless to say he didn't accept my apology.

He actually ignored me and all my attempts and only wrote me to say "go watch my new video 🤣" refering to the one where he trashed me for 10 minutes. The video features none of what he wrote which should always be a sign of deception and a redflag and even in the video you see I apologized but I was more annoyed by that point. Even at the most heated he could get me for screenshots I still apologized.

The was a guy who had his video taken down as well from my claim and they both were commenting on my video the same time about it and the other guy was chill and just asked if I could undo it. I retracted both the claims and sent him a screenshot. That guy went on his way and was fine. Smokey made that 10 minute video.

So theres nothing you can do when someone absolutely wont hear you out and forgive you. I have no hard feelings against smokey because I dont really care about youtube. Anyway sorry for appearing as an attention whore and a karen. cya guys

Welcome to the Farms. Please use paragraphs. I'm editing the quote to try to format it into something more readable. While you were weening by talking to Chris on the phone, which will annoy some people, I'm actually happy for the information you acquired in it. I hope you keep posting here. People were rightfully annoyed at the copyright claims, but it's nothing that can't be undone with an apology.

EDIT: I think you should have Geno include it in the doc, it's Christory. That said it will be a long time before Geno gets to 2021.
 
Welcome to the Farms. Please use paragraphs. I'm editing the quote to try to format it into something more readable. While you were weening by talking to Chris on the phone, which will annoy some people, I'm actually happy for the information you acquired in it. I hope you keep posting here. People were rightfully annoyed at the copyright claims, but it's nothing that can't be undone with an apology.

EDIT: I think you should have Geno include it in the doc, it's Christory. That said it will be a long time before Geno gets to 2021.
Hear hear.

Better to greet the contrite with forgiveness than with scorn, IMHO.
 
Welcome to the Farms. Please use paragraphs. I'm editing the quote to try to format it into something more readable. While you were weening by talking to Chris on the phone, which will annoy some people, I'm actually happy for the information you acquired in it. I hope you keep posting here. People were rightfully annoyed at the copyright claims, but it's nothing that can't be undone with an apology.

EDIT: I think you should have Geno include it in the doc, it's Christory. That said it will be a long time before Geno gets to 2021.
I really appreciate your (and protons) forgiveness. thank you guys
 
Its why he latched onto this whole transgender movement, because it allowed him to claim to be things he's not and it just spiraled out of control to include "video game console goddess" and now "literal reincarnation of Jesus."
And unfortunately, in Current Year, despite Chris being an early adopter (like with ponies), suddenly troonery is in vogue and troons are the most bestest and specialest of snowflakes and can't be criticized no matter what absolute pieces of shit they are, further confirming Chris in his lunacy.
 
Although awkward. Warhol was a social butterfly in relationships with a decent looking dude and models. Chris raped his mother and drives away the few pathetic friends he makes with his skin suit Goddess act.
Well, they're sort of the same in that way. Warhol was lepidoptera, Chris hemiptera, those are nearly the same thing. Warhol was a social butterfly and Chris is a social bed bug.
 
I'm just a retard lurker with a post-merge account. I'm not important. I'm just offering what advice I can. The sane people here will treat you decently if you also act with sanity.

I feel alot better and I definitely learned how serious copyright claims are. I don't even want to hear the name chris chan for a while after this lol
 
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I feel alot better and I definitely learned how serious copyright claims are. I don't even want to hear the name chris chan for a while after this lol

Feel free to disappear, but people who stay here seem to do okay as long as they are humble. If Chris calls you again feel free to post it, just don't use it to troll or clout chase. While it's generally inadvisable to actively contact Chris, people will do it, so it might as well be documented.
 
Feel free to disappear, but people who stay here seem to do okay as long as they are humble. If Chris calls you again feel free to post it, just don't use it to troll or clout chase. While it's generally inadvisable to actively contact Chris, people will do it, so it might as well be documented.
that's true. I think I just didn't fully understand the little unspoken rules of the tribe so to speak. Like if I was a active member here before I posted the phonecall I would've behaved a whole lot differently.

but I kind of went into it knowing very little of the community or youtube. I just kinda posted goof off videos and watched others on other topics mainly.
So I was like that awkward new student who had to learn the proper way to behave in that community. Which I'm now doing.

And It does take someone to give a helping hand like you have so thank you again.
If he does ever contact me again I will share it and not act so idiotic about it again
 
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that's true. I think I just didn't fully understand the little unspoken rules of the tribe so to speak. Like if I was a active member here before I posted the phonecall I would've behaved a whole lot differently.

but I kind of went into it knowing very little of the community or youtube. I just kinda posted goof off videos and watched others on other topics mainly.
So I was like that awkward new student who had to learn the proper way to behave in that community. Which I'm now doing.

And It does take someone to give a helping hand like you have so thank you again.
If he does ever contact me again I will share it and not act so idiotic about it again

Also if your state requires two-party notification to record a call, make sure Chris knows the call is being recorded. Virginia is a single-party state, so Chris' side of the call is not an issue, but your state may have different laws. Your actions are your own choice, but if you want to talk about them here, keep it legal.

EDIT: Actually, since all inmate calls not to their attorney, doctor, or clergy are subject to recording anyway, you're probably in the clear. Simply by using the inmate phone service, Chris has consented to his call being recorded. Not by YOU, but I don't think that would ever come up as a legal issue if push came to shove. That said, I am not your attorney and this is not legal advice.
 
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Also if your state requires two-party notification to record a call, make sure Chris knows the call is being recorded. Virginia is a single-party state, so Chris' side of the call is not an issue, but your state may have different laws. Your actions are your own choice, but if you want to talk about them here, keep it legal.

EDIT: Actually, since all inmate calls not to their attorney, doctor, or clergy are subject to recording anyway, you're probably in the clear. Simply by using the inmate phone service, Chris has consented to his call being recorded. Not by YOU, but I don't think that would ever come up as a legal issue if push came to shove. That said, I am not your attorney and this is not legal advice.
it's all good my state is a one-party consent state as well. But I appreciate the concern
 
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Well, they're sort of the same in that way. Warhol was lepidoptera, Chris hemiptera, those are nearly the same thing. Warhol was a social butterfly and Chris is a social bed bug.
Yeah, I understand what you're trying to say, but some of the mitigating factors that make Barb look a bit more sym-pathetic is she never practiced these acts on Chris, or he would have told trolls about it. Chris also knew that jabbing his mother with his medicine stick was wrong. The huge thing that Barb failed to realize was that Chris was going to grow up to be a hideous creature bent on having his sexual needs met. I think Chris will go to his grave having his mother be the love of his life.....while Barb will think to herself, "Meh, I've had better." I think one thing that pisses me off about Chris is that nobody (except for the law) has ever forced Chris to be answerable to his actions.......Even the law has handed him some questionable punishments like "roses" and "free movie tickets".

Oh well, future Christiorians writing their dissertations to get their doctorates in criminal psychological profiling will be like, "But what made Barb a crazy, inbred whore?"
 
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