11/1/21 Chris Chan Phone Call Update

[PyrrhicRustle]

Yes the judge will use 4chan, ED and this forum as evidence.

This is true, I’m actually the judge, I was a kiwi all along.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I can see him not being allowed near Barb again, and it's going to be intresting how he handles it especially once she's passed on and how he handles it and tries to sneak home once it's all said and done.

Chris will find Barb's urn and have sex with it, furiously thrusting his ash-coated duck into it, valiantly trying to heal Barb back to life. When she stays ashes, he will declare that it was necessary for her to be reborn in CWCville fully healed.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris will find Barb's urn and have sex with it, furiously thrusting his ash-coated duck into it, valiantly trying to heal Barb back to life. When she stays ashes, he will declare that it was necessary for her to be reborn in CWCville fully healed.

It's disturbing if Chris treat Barb's future urn like cum jar.

 

[Ophelia]

It's disturbing if Chris treat Barb's future urn like cum jar.

Shades of Roch Thériault.

 

[185405]

And instead of wearing his robes he'll wear a pickle suit and instead of saying "order in the court" he will scream JULAAAY and then Chris will shit himself and do nothing while everyone claps and chants HEXBOX.

Smh these neophytes man. I'm in it for the long haul. Post release saga gonna have the juiciest cocks to date!

Yes then the judge will unmask himself and reveal to be none other than Clyde Cash and the jury is Gregg Mays, Alec, Mao, etc.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Autism already has a bad stigma attached to it and then he goes and does all this…..

 

[A-№1]

It's disturbing if Chris treat Barb's future urn like cum jar.

Urns cost money.

It's more likely Barb's getting the standard plastic bag and cardboard box.

Edit: And I doubt Chris wil even be allowed to decorate the cardboard box.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Urns cost money.

It's more likely Barb's getting the standard plastic bag and cardboard box.

Edit: And I doubt Chris wil even be allowed to decorate the cardboard box.

I think she'd be stored in that large concrete wall section along with Bob, someone posted an image a long time ago of what it looks like, their name and all. Maybe Chris will revisit their burial plaque every few weeks or so and start smashing his head against the wall to break the dimensional barrier known as the iron curtain to try and reconnect with Barbchu and Robertchu.

 

[FinnSven]

Autism already has a bad stigma attached to it and then he goes and does all this…..

It’s easily explained as having more to do with trooning than autism,

 

[BrettyBoy]

It’s easily explained as having more to do with trooning than autism,

Good point.

 

[A-№1]

I think she'd be stored in that large concrete wall section along with Bob,

But they're not going to just pour her in as a pile of loose cremains. She will be in a container of some sort, And that's assuming Tom and Harriet even bother to put her there. A lot of cemeteries charge a handsome fee to open and close a niche that the deceased already owns just to place their remains inside. We're talking hundreds of dollars sometimes for five minutes work with a screwdriver. Tom and Harriet might not feel like paying that fee for Barb's sake

Maybe Chris will revisit their burial plaque every few weeks or so

My money is on Chris never visiting even once. How many times has he gone to visit Bob? It's much easier to visit Bob-chu and fuck Barb-chan in his imaginary CWCville.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Urns cost money.

It's more likely Barb's getting the standard plastic bag and cardboard box.

Edit: And I doubt Chris wil even be allowed to decorate the cardboard box.

Bob got him and Barb a prepaid plan, there is spot and box already set aside next to his, Bob never made plans for Chris so he's likely going to end up in a Paupers grave.

 

[Clownery]

As for Barb, something's definitely going down at 14BC that isn't being orchestrated by her, given the place looks nicer than it has for literal decades. I think it's assumed her sister came in following the car accident and has assumed control?

Hoarders don't just stop hoarding and chris wasn't the (only) source of the hoarding, so something is definitely going on.

Ironically this might be the thing that keeps barb from going out like Bob did, covered head to toe in bug bites.

 

[FinnSven]

Bob got him and Barb a prepaid plan, there is spot and box already set asside next to his, Bob never maid plans for Chris so he's likely going to end up in a Paupers grave.

Landfill more likely.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Just catapult him into the sea. You could charge an admission fee, sell a few hot dogs or something.

 

[Clownery]

Just catapult him into the sea. You could charge an admission fee, sell a few hot dogs or something.

More useful then he's been in years

Entertainment AND fish food

 

[Bent_Duck]

It's disturbing if Chris treat Barb's future urn like cum jar.

Will he consume it like Fanta though??

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Just catapult him into the sea. You could charge an admission fee, sell a few hot dogs or something.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

It's disturbing if Chris treat Barb's future urn like cum jar.

Imagine the cum rehydrated the ashes and made a Chris/Barb homunculus

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

My money is on Chris never visiting even once. How many times has he gone to visit Bob? It's much easier to visit Bob-chu and fuck Barb-chan in his imaginary CWCville.

You know that's pretty messed up and something I never realized. I looked up where Bob's urn is and holy shit, it's right next to Monticello. There's also not anywhere Chris would go around there so it kind of makes sense he doesn't go there.

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