11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys

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DCM90 said:
Honestly he could make a true and honest living as a camwhore or even an escort.
He's developing nice sexy breasts and his ass is lookin womanly and thick. (pretty sure some in this forum would love to push his shit up in his boy pussy)

Someone needs to convince Christine to get into the porn industry.
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Ah yes, nice sexy breasts, if you're into the conjoined twin/tumor look.
 
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It's just depressing to think there are people who thought this was a good idea with all the material that is already out there, as well as being cruel it is just boring.

If anyone has tricked Gemma Arterton into masturbating on her bed in-front of a webcam then please do let me know asap, but Chris version 5, 6, 7, 8, whatever tells us more about the trolls than him.
 
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Someone in a Tree said:
It says a lot about how much this site has grown in five years that there's a video out there of Chris jerking off and it's not even featured on the front page. I think even the Mighty Wings review achieved that distinction.
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Or about how much Chris has fallen. gotten better
 
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Judging from their comment about 'the farms' they don't seem read it much. The general gist from what I can tell has changed markedly from "Chris is a victim oh no" to "Chris brings this upon himself because he doesn't want to deal with real life." And I agree.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Are they still considered hormones if they're turning OPL and filthy into fat, hair men with gyno?

On a serious note, I hope all of Chris' galpals get a copy of this video. That will learn em'
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I don't want Tiffany Gowen to take her own life after witnessing what she missed out on.
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
It seems like it would be like a speed bump for his hand. But he looked like he was in pain when fucking the blowup doll too, so maybe it's just his O face.
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It looks like he's just trying to concentrate really hard... but, he's definitely not getting hard.

No woman who wants dick wants one that looks like a sad noodle, and it's only a matter of time before we see him dumping on the floor and hitting Barb.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
From what I can gather the people who are closest to Chris are his IRL troon teen friends who humour his nonsense and are likely also idea guys themself which isn't really a suprise since everyone loves to participate in America's favourite game Kick the Autistic.
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Then again, Troons tend to be huge egotist drama queens. Troons disgust me.

montepio said:
LOL. Nice rack! I am starting to get some ideas...

Next one release will be him shitting on the floor.
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Yolandi said:
If that's his next video I'm blaming you, haha

Chris should work at Hooters, I bet he'd make a lot of money
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You guys really want to be the next Idea Guys don’t you?
 
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