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Nothing we ain't seen before, is it?
naturally Chris still wants that ugly growth when it comes to masturbation. Typical troon.
naturally Chris still wants that ugly growth when it comes to masturbation. Typical troon.
11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys
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There's not much of a market for fat troons with average-sized bent penises in the porn industry
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There's a porn market for middle aged women crushing household objects in high heels. Even Chris could find his niche on some weirdo fetish corner of the Internet. Retárd porn is probably a genre
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Bent duck is painful to manipulate so sex and even masturbation isn't as fun as for most people + no one will fuck him. Duh.
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hey now
you're an all-star
get your game on
get L A I D
you're an all-star
get your game on
get L A I D
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Ha, Chris will star in an unrecorded snuff film, which is just some guy with autism trying to choke Chris until he passes out.
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Oh no, Kekistan strikes again.
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All-star? More like all-tard.
And is Chris even aware that yet another embarrassing video of him battering his bent and broken baby-dick has been leaked?
And is Chris even aware that yet another embarrassing video of him battering his bent and broken baby-dick has been leaked?
Won't matter even if it's leaked.
He will just attempt to dismiss it as "fake" or "that wasn't me" like he did before in the past, even though everyone knows it's him.
Trying to reason with Chris is beyond impossible due to his mental deterioration. It's shocking how he's not yet placed in a psychiatric hospital, but hey...then there'll be no more internet lulz if that happen so, I won't jinx it just yet.
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Well, someone has to rub Chris' nose in like a dog.
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That's not fair. Dogs can at least be housebroken and will learn after a while. Rubbing Chris' nose in it has only resulted in shit smeared all over his face.
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He seems fine with that.
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Well, this is a person who not only shits himself, but believes that it's normal for all grown-ass adults to do it. Not to mention all the dog and cat turds all over his house that he's probably stepped in. So he's obviously had years of experience getting comfortable with feces caked onto parts of his body.
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And more importantly, it'd be A JOB
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Caz
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Yeah, a job. And that's exactly why he will never do it.
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Chris won't be made aware of this for another couple months. All that he cares about right now is how he's going to be a billionaire when his dimensional merge happens
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His dick probably looks like taffy because HRT is known to cause huge changes to male genitalia and functioning. Shrinking junk and weaker/lack of erection. It can also change the way the person experiences an orgasm and sexual pleasure, from a huge climax at the end (male), to more sensitivity and coming in waves more akin to a female orgasm and sensation.