Lovequest 11/2/15 - HelloLadyFans

[BV 937]

Even if there is a girl who is interested in him (lol), how would he be able to differentiate her from a troll?

 

[calicojack]

Jame Gumb Saga begins.

I assume the Saga ends with a shoot out in Chris' basement?

Edit: I just realized he's trying to lure women in the video so he can make a suit out of the flesh of their backs.

 

[LikeicareKF]

the whole time i was watching this video i was waiting for him to start yelling JUUUUULLLLAAAAAYYYYY

 

[Randy Lahey]

tyce what is this

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

 

[Jaybeegee]

I can't wait to get home and watch this.
He was doing so so well, but he's back to the bottom of my respect scale.

THE COW KING HAS RETURNED

 

[Adolf_Ash]

....... Well.... That was... *Cringe*
Okay in all seriousness, imho it seems too hammy even for Chris.
So I fully expect him to go "Oh look me troll catch sceme works!" in a week or so.

But who knows. Maybe he has fully embraced his female persona and honestly think this is how females act for reals

 

[LikeicareKF]

THE COW KING HAS RETURNED

i bet you've been waiting since the day you've joined to say that

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

So how can a man that is being monitored by the internet 24/7, with an entire wiki dedicated to him claim to be ignored and overlooked?

 

[Cackman]

Holy shit!

I wasn't going to come to the farms today. I was starting to feel like Chris had become too self-aware in the last few months to be funny anymore. He had found his niche, was making (a small) profit out of it and enjoying doing it. That's great for him but not good for producing content.

Then this video came along...

 

[Ron_Swanson]

As soon as I saw this... I knew what I had to do.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0BB-8ci0lBc

it's the little details, like the listings, and the prices for the call in the tiny print, what make this awesome.

Chris has always had the solution for his love quest. He's just never realized it.
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Tan bricks are expensive!

Also the towel is there to hide that all of his hair fell off in the shower, right?

 

[Nada]

Jesus Christ, the way Chris says "Female soul" sent a chill down my spine

 

[SuperFilter]

Ladies and gentlemen, CWC is fully and completely back.

Praise be!

 

[rocket]

Spoiler: his cosplay has gotten better

 

[Bluespike]

Chris is just asking for another fake girlfriend at this point, you'd think that he'd learn his lesson after Catie, no wait Chris never learns I forgot. It's funny that he's trying to be some Chick Lesbo Magnet with that Stubble Shadow, he also no longer uses AOL, about flipping time.

 

[Null]

Chris is just asking for another fake girlfriend at this point, you'd think that he'd learn his lesson after Catie, no wait Chris never learns I forgot. It's funny that he's trying to be some Chick Lesbo Magnet with that Stubble Shadow, he also no longer uses AOL, about flipping time.

You are the man for the job.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Reminds me of that Lowered Expectations skit from madtv

 

[Elaine Benes]

DIE CHRIS

(not for the content of the video, but for filming it in a way that takes up less than a quarter of the screen)

 

[Maruukat]

I feel unclean watching this.

 

[Stud2Stud]

[Goodbye Horses intensifies]
also:
Seriously, after so long, he's falling back into the same behaviour patterns that caused 90% of the shit Chris is known for today.
"Catherine" started cause Chris got lazy with his troll-protection, but this is almost like the old days.