11/20/2021 - The Aftermath of a Tom Moment at Hippie Haven

I just watched the beginning equivalent of a homeless meth addict engaging in a self-propagated snuff film. Can't wait for the final act.
I like how tom lied about his entire family being electrical engineers when
A. we've never seen any proof of that and
B. we know his father sold furniture, his mom was a smoking stay-at-home mom, and his sister was an incest survivor. If Tom was pissed of at a saggy old hooker for being more desirable than him, he would probably say, "My entire family is hookers. I come from a long line on German and indigenous prostitutes, who slept with and sucked their way through foreign dignitaries across the world. Let me tell you one thing, sister. You're sucking that dick wrong, and in a contest, I would win"
 
Be it a bang or a whimper, that act can't be long now, he sounds near death.
We're going to run out of lolcows at this rate.
“This is his truck, sort of looks like hes’s been living in it.”
Whereas Tom-Bomb's shit-hovel looks like he emptied an entire dumpster into it and then shat all over the floor for months. Which is more or less what he did.
 
I almost felt an iota of pity at Tom's demoralization, until he started yelling at an innocent man. Filthy Thomas has no concept of responsibility and it's a miracle his ungrateful ass hasn't been thrown out yet. 3rd world outcast slums are kept nicer than the shithovel. Happy holidays!
 
Tom and Dave both have that really immature quirk where they think their families accomplishments are their own. That's something most people stopped trying to do early on in their lives because it's pretty sad. It just proves you don't have any of your own. Tom would have failed hard if he had tried to get an engineering degree.
 
Tom and Dave both have that really immature quirk where they think their families accomplishments are their own. That's something most people stopped trying to do early on in their lives because it's pretty sad. It just proves you don't have any of your own. Tom would have failed hard if he had tried to get an engineering degree.
Im seeing this in a lot of cows like Lucas Werner, Chris chan, and Kingcobra will mention someone elses accomplishments, I wonder if the know their lives are empty and unfulfilled also they have an obsession with an alleged inheritance
 
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Screaming at the tradespeople that they're doing it wrong, while impotently sitting on the sidelines, unable to take care of themselves. For being a dainty lady, Tom sure is like every other lonely failure of an old man I have ever met.
 
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