11/24 Happy thanksgiving from Chris

[repentance]

Why the fuck would you put a shitty, cheap, old technology stove in your rebuilt kitchen?

I didn't even realise they still sell stoves with the old coil hotplates.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Aww, dicks, beaten to it.

Chris got a turkey ham, which is pretty much just turkey bacon meat lumped together in a ham shape. That's why it looks like weird-ass chopped hot dogs. (Though the weird-ass chopping was all Chris.)

Either he was too poor/lazy/ignorant to get an actual ham, or he thinks he's using a "healthy" alternative.

EDIT: It looks like slightly more palatable Spam, which it pretty much. . .is.

EDIT X2 COMBO: Dicks, didn't see I got beaten again by @ICametoLurk

 

[Apocalypso]

talks of Cutco and how he's stuffing his face.

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Well, I'm sure "thankful" NOT to be in Chris' kitchen today.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Either he was too poor/lazy/ignorant to get an actual ham, or he thinks he's making it's a "healthy" alternative.

He most likely would have bought this

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Way to convince everyone you're not sucking down Dr. Peppers and Monster energy drinks like an alcoholic at Octoberfest, Chris!
This is sort of an indirect answer to the question, "What will happen to Chris when Barb dies?"

 

[4Macie]

Why is it that, out of all this rambling, the thing that confused me is the noise he's referring to?

"Over a decade old, and my Spatula Spreader is still as sharp as ever and makes that fun "sproing" noise on the cutting board."

What??

 

[Jack Awful]

He most likely would have bought this

 

[Apocalypso]

He most likely would have bought this

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This is turning into a very HAMMY Thanksgiving.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I feel vaguely ill looking at that "good food". Not least because it'll probably produce later.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is turning into a very HAMMY Thanksgiving.

The hambeast is lucky she did not receive a call from Chris offering to roast her tenderloins.

 

[Apocalypso]

The hambeast is lucky she did not receive a call from Chris offering to roast her tenderloins.

The Silence of the Hams

Oh wait

Spoiler

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Even though the whole spread looks absolutely disgusting (that's definitely off-brand mac & cheese from a box, & that's gotta be instant mashed potatoes), good on him for actually cooking. In the loosest definition, but credit where credit's due.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

The chandler's special thanks giving meal looks worse than what the average american family eats on an average thursday.

 

[Apocalypso]

Can't wait for what Stinky Winky has in store for us this Christmas.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can't wait for what Stinky Winky has in store for us this Christmas.

A Christmas tree made of old pipe cleaners and decorated with Legos along with a a very "special" strip tease by one of Santa's most unattractive elves.

 

[_blank_]

Thanks Chris - hope you have a decent Thanksgiving as well. Glad to see we've moved from a Mickey-D's Clucker-Nuggers feast to this amazing display of... edibles.

Hope you get some greens in there to help counter-balance the incoming hot shits and meat-sweats.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Hope you get some greens in there to help counter-balance the incoming hot shits and meat-sweats.

He cooked the greens in butter, of fucking course.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Why the fuck would you put a shitty, cheap, old technology stove in your rebuilt kitchen?

I didn't even realise they still sell stoves with the old coil hotplates.

If the house isn't ready for natural gas it's a huge expense, it's also possible that it isn't available in his area anyway.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I was expecting him to do his begging today, he surprised me though

He double surprised me by how he actually put something together. I mean, it's nothing really great or anything but for Chris it's fantastic.

 

[Raiken]

Man this reminds me of the old sex comic he did with Ivy in it where he eats chicken with fanta.
It's super depressing to know that this is high standard in his book.