11/24 Happy thanksgiving from Chris

[Holdek]

@bluepop2 Now you know.

This is what Chris cut using that

I still don't understand what "turkey ham" is though.

Edit:
Did some research:

Turkey ham is a processed food made primarily from cooked or cured turkey meat and water, formed into the shape of a ham and often sold pre-sliced.

Turkey (60%), water, salt, stabilisers, potato & rice starch, milk protein, dextrose, whey protein, flavouring, antioxidant, acidity regulator, flavouring, preservative, yeast extract, garlic.

 

[Holdek]

Glad to see his brand loyalty still extends to Cutco.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

The Silence of the Hams

Oh wait

Spoiler

FTFY!

 

[HumanBeanbag]

That's a lot of food for two people no? And those are the leftovers.

I didn't realise Chris had tried to work as a Cutco representative before. Is he trying to do that again or something? Surely :autism: alone can't explain such a deliberately promotional wall of text.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Why the fuck would you put a shitty, cheap, old technology stove in your rebuilt kitchen?

I didn't even realise they still sell stoves with the old coil hotplates.

You think it's that old?

Doesn't look bad to me. Just some ordinary oven.

 

[Raiken]

You think it's that old?

Doesn't look bad to me. Just some ordinary oven.

It's old, it looks new because it is never used.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

That's a lot of food for two people no? And those are the leftovers.

I didn't realise Chris had tried to work as a Cutco representative before. Is he trying to do that again or something? Surely :autism: alone can't explain such a deliberately promotional wall of text.

Cutco and Wendy's are the only two jobs he's had in his life. Maybe he's trying to shill for Cutco hoping they'll take pity on him and give him some free money for Christmas. If that theory is true, we can expect a Wendy's-related post soon.

 

[Jack Awful]

@bluepop2 Now you know.


I still don't understand what "turkey ham" is though.

Whatever it is, if I'm ever at someone's house and they're serving it, I'm never talking to them again.

 

[Holdek]

Did some research:

Turkey ham is a processed food made primarily from cooked or cured turkey meat and water, formed into the shape of a ham and often sold pre-sliced.

Turkey (60%), water, salt, stabilisers, potato & rice starch, milk protein, dextrose, whey protein, flavouring, antioxidant, acidity regulator, flavouring, preservative, yeast extract, garlic.

 

[AnOminous]

Turkey ham is only 60% turkey. Almost half of it isn't even meat. That's gross as shit. It's marginally better than a Hungry Man turkey dinner, I guess.

 

[Apocalypso]

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Scat-tatouille

 

[VortekPMD]

talks of Cutco and how he's stuffing his face.

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I'm surprised. I thought it would be a doggy bag from Country Cookin'.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I'm surprised. I thought it would be a doggy bag from Country Cookin'.

Chris is never so unpredictable when he's unpredictable.

 

[RV 229]

Chris knows how to turn a stove on?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris knows how to turn a stove on?

No, Barb probably told him not to touch anything that looked too complicated. This was probably done in a microwave or microwave oven.

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Cole Smithy gives it two floppy ducks and marvels, "you bet on the wrong horse, mom!"

Cutco is a scam, and they took his money and left town.

The spatula thing is still in good shape because this is probably the first time he used it.

I wonder if this is the tool that Chris believe could bring forth unclit 3.0!

 

[Jozef]

Cutco is a scam, and they took his money and left town.

The spatula thing is still in good shape because this is probably the first time he used it.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Twelve years later and he's still shilling for that fucking pyramid scheme which conned him out of three hundred bucks.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Kraft Mac n Cheese? Processed Turkey-Ham? Jesus, he probably could've gotten better food going to a homeless shelter

 

[Pikonic]

Chris tried, and it don't look half bad