FIGGIN 11-29-16 phil wants to go to jail

Does wind-resistant polyester repel pizza grease, under-nail dirt, sweat, and stray body hairs? If so, a flag touched by Phil might be safe.

The Dude said:
That's a huge reason the Soviet Union fell; because they couldn't keep up with the US's ability to make and spend money.
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tbf, that ability is starting to kill the US now.

The Dude said:
Many of them weren't alive or weren't old enough to remember when the USSR collapsed and have never met anyone who actually lived under a Communist Regime. I've known a few people who grew up under Communism or who had parents who escaped it, so I've heard first hand just how horrible it is.
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The fall of Communism wasn't universally positive, especially from an economic perspective. Farmers really didn't like it when the artificially elevated food prices went away and they had to charge market price for their crops, for example. Most of the horrors people associate with the USSR come from political repression.
 
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Frozen Fishsticks said:
Phil in prison trying to get in good with the Latino bloc. That would be hilarious.
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This just made me think of the episode of Bojack Horseman where Todd starts rubbing elbows with the white supremacists and the latino gang while he was in prison. Except Phil would be too dumb to pull something like that off and would get his ass beat very fast.
 
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Communism = shutting the fuck up and getting shit done. The whole idea is based on individuality being chucked out in favour of acting together as a whole. No-one gives a damn about your pronouns or sexuality, that crap gets in the way of collectivity. Communism is almost the polar opposite of the narcissistic tranny potatokin & his rat king friends who are all ME ME ME LOOK AT ME. What these troons want is an empire. Trump would be proud.
 
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Guy Smiley said:
I love it when I read an OP, and the second post perfectly captures my reaction.

Question: WOULD Phil go to jail for this?
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Given his general incompetence he could set a nearby building on fire, so maybe.
 
The Dude said:
That's what the Kommie Kiddies like Phil and the rest don't understand. Many of them weren't alive or weren't old enough to remember when the USSR collapsed and have never met anyone who actually lived under a Communist Regime.
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As if a lolcow has ever, ever learned from history. It's their most endearing trait.
As they say: 'if you don't learn from lolcows, you're doomed to become one'
 
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Wait, he wants to ride a bike and yet he wants to go to jail?
 
The Dude said:
I've said it time and time again; if Phil were ever actually a citizen of a Communist country, he would either be put in a forced labor camp or just executed outright for being a drain on the collective. Phil would be an absolutely terrible Communist because he's too selfish, too individualistic, too much of a consumer, too greedy, too lazy, and for many other reasons.

Phil seems to labor under the delusion that Socialism and Communism means everybody gets everything for free and anyone can do anything they want for work, or not work at all. Many so-called "College Commies", though Phil is hardly college aged anymore, share this delusion. They don't realize that Communist countries tend to be very oppressive (REAL oppression, not people merely disagreeing with you), people work long hard hours with rarely a day off, the quality of everything from food, to goods, to housing, to medical care are all terrible by Western standards (unless you're a member of the Party Elite), dissent and individuality are harshly dealt with, and there are no freedoms or personal liberty. Communism has also killed far more people than the Nazis ever did.

Phil also seems to believe that if the "revolution" came and the US were to become Communist that he would suddenly rocket to the heights of the power elite and find himself with all the power and luxury he could ever dream of. This is where his ego and unwarranted sense self-importance shine brightest. This is exceedingly laughable since Phil has neither power nor influence and is essentially a worthless being. As I said earlier, he would either be put to forced labor or executed outright for not pulling his own weight.
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Phil fails in every society. Even the micro-community of the Portland Trans.
 
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Psst, Phil... I'll let you in on a little secret...

It's a non-story. Without radically changing the Constitution Trump can't strip citizenship without the citizen's consent and there's massive precedent for flag-burning being protected under the First Amendment.

Then again, it wouldn't be Phil without an overreaction and a lack of knowledge, so... shine on, you crazy diamond!
 
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He's getting really desperate to find someone, anyone, to fuck him in the ass.
 
I would say deport Phil... but where?
I don't think any place on Earth would want him, even some inhospitable middle of the Sahara desert or Siberia.
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
He's getting really desperate to find someone, anyone, to fuck him in the ass.
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It's like that really early South Park where Chef and Mr. Garrison are in jail and Mr. Garrison is just like "I hope you're not planning on taking advantage of me in this prison cell."
 
flossman said:
Psst, Phil... I'll let you in on a little secret...

It's a non-story. Without radically changing the Constitution Trump can't strip citizenship without the citizen's consent and there's massive precedent for flag-burning being protected under the First Amendment.

Then again, it wouldn't be Phil without an overreaction and a lack of knowledge, so... shine on, you crazy diamond!
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Even if this was feasible, it would be the only time I'd ever agree with Trump on anything. Imagine the Tumblr salt!

I almost forgot about Phil. Oh, dis gon b gud.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Even if this was feasible, it would be the only time I'd ever agree with Trump on anything. Imagine the Tumblr salt!

I almost forgot about Phil. Oh, dis gon b gud.
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Exactly. You can post anything about Trump and the troons will freak out without doing even a tiny bit of research.

(Worth noting that I support the right to burn the flag.)
 
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E-begging to fund flag burning when ?
 
flossman said:
Exactly. You can post anything about Trump and the troons will freak out without doing even a tiny bit of research.

(Worth noting that I support the right to burn the flag.)
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Not to get too off-topic, but why is that? I'm pretty hard left, don't get me wrong, but I find burning the flag to be extremely disrespectful. I'm just curious what other people think.

In this case, as others have said, if hypothetically Trump were to actually do a complete Constitution overhaul & challenge every Supreme Court decision ever to penalize people for flag burning, you know it would be welfare leeches like Phil, Nora, et al. who would be the first to go. The tremendous irony in a bunch of purported "communists" getting their citizenship revoked & their benefits stopped warms my cold black heart.

Don't hate America that much anymore, do ya, Rat King?
 
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